Lame Confessional [LAME] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 14:44

Today, I crossed the street in the middle. I did not check both ways.

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:19

I'm David.

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:23

So am I.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:26

Ah, screw it. As a great man(?) once said, "shit lets be david".

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:27

>>852 [sic]

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 20:13

Andrew is a good name.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 22:00

I'm Andrew.
>>852
Shit, lets be santa.
I'll be your mister claus.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 22:11

Can I be the Santa from "Dragon Pink"?

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 03:17

>>855
...and we'll fade away on~ christmas day,
in a jpeg impression loss.

do do do de de do do do dee do dee

VC: joy

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 04:30

I used to tolerate people that read Homestuck and watched My Little Pony.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 08:09

I like ST: Enterprise better than ST: Voyager.

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 10:54

I like ST: Voyager better than Deep Space Nine.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 22:58

Every once in a while I notice the words "Blue Moon" in the stylesheet list and get that song stuck in my head.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 09:51

I get very sweaty from even the least difficult exercises and minigames on Wii Fit.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 16:59

Sometimes I get impatient with /dqn/ and reply to my own posts in threads about the previous poster. Afterwards I often feel guilty without quite knowing why.

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 19:42

>>863
same. sometimes multiple times in a row

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 20:46

I avoid using the word "ironic" because I'm afraid that people will tell me I'm misusing it.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 22:21

That's very ironic, >>865.

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 22:29

I use a tripcode on other boards.

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 05:51

I am trying to learn how to program the 6502.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:54

That isn't lame, >>868. Similar 8-bit CPUs are still in widespread use in embedded systems. I daresay you might even get a job programming the 6502 with that skill. I demand lamer confessions.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 15:16

>>869
What if I told you I'm only trying to learn it because of being a rabid Elite fan?

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 17:18

I watched Cyber City Oedo for the sole purpose of confirming or denying my suspicion that Benten was in fact the vampire being talked about in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Q6AwrGUkQ

I mean, look at him. (But no, he isn't.)

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 20:18

I intentionally dumb down my writing on IRC and most boards.

It's not that I'm intelligent or anything, I just type properly and I don't want people to think I'm somehow arrogant.

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 20:34

>>872 me too kind of

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 22:37

>>872
What do you mean by "dumb down," like typing in lowercase? That's not being an idiot, it's being more practical... less time and effort with the same message expressed in the end.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 22:38

>>874 I beg to differ. Consider the classic example "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse", which expresses quite a different meaning when written completely in lowercase.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 22:52

First time around, I read what >>875 had to say in lower case the first time...

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 22:54

I continually make redundant statement continually....

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 23:10

>>877
Life itself is one big redundancy. Maybe.

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 23:26

I continuously get "continuously" and "continually" confused.

Oh well, at least people can imply what I mean from the context.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 23:33

>>872
I only that do that if lowercase is most prevalent, eg., in #4chan. With different friends however I'll mimic their writing style to the fullest extent.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 23:40

>>880
http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1057

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 02:02

>>880

>#4chan

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 06:44

>>879
infer a penny, infer a pound

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 14:15

>>874
I actually type faster in sentence case, because that's how I'm used to typing. It takes more time and conscious effort to lowercasify what I type.

You are the kind of person I am worried about, though. I don't want to look snobby when everyone else is using shorthand and all-lowercase, then I come along and type in proper English, (apparently) putting more work in.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 20:14

I make replies in threads that shouldn't have all that many replies.

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 19:08

I defaced a public bench today with the words gBUMS DO POOSh

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 19:12

>>885
Please don't do that.

>>886
Good work.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 22:41

>>887
To disambiguate, I make replies to specific posts in threads that shouldn't have replies to specific posts. You should be ashamed!

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:18

"lame" is an anagram for "meal." That is suddenly fascinating to me this morning.

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:44

"Lame" backwards is "emal".

That's kind of like "email" or "eval".

I care.

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 19:06

I just lied to this girl I chat to online about being naked.
I'm actually wearing a pair of boxers and a watch.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 19:39

If I'm talking about a serious or academic topic, I often dumb down my spelling and grammar so people won't take me too seriously if I turn out to be wrong.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 19:55

>>891
Why lie?

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 20:04

swim is nearly the same upside down!

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:12

>>893
She posted this link, so I replied that I totally was.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 16:45

I'm afraid of woodlice. It isn't quite a phobia, but even so.

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 01:17

i went nearly a month without reading /dqn/ and now feel guilty

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 01:58

>>897
You missed nothing of relevance, anyway.

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 15:11

>>896 me too, and many other harmless bugs, because of the scarab beetles in The Mummy films

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 16:11

I don't like country music except the ones that are enjoyable in a dark comedy / schadenfreude / cynical sort of way. Those ones are hilarious.

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 16:14

(if you aren't familiar with the genre, by the way, sardonic humor is actually a bigger part of it than you might suspect)

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 21:05

I'm severely addicted to the WWW

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 08:10

I have, in the past, had long baths with candles and a book, massages, weekend retreats; all sorts of supposedly relaxing activities - and none of them were ever as relaxing as two minutes of sitting watching the emergency mittens floating down the screen.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 20:39

When I was a kid, Mom said I had spent way too much time on the computer playing the game. The game said I had only like 8 hours, and computers don't lie, so I called her BS and we got into a big fight.

Only later did I find out that FFVIIPC runs the clock at half speed.

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 20:40

(I started at "7" hours, by the way)

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 23:08

I spend ~18 hours online a day

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 00:11

I spend ~18 hours in bed a day

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 04:04

>>907 qq

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 10:09

I can only barely get through stage 2 of Perfect Cherry Blossom without dying.

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 01:40

It annoys me that my favorite cultures are among the most racist.

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 06:36

I have this guitar, but I don't know how to play it.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 13:59

I went to the bathroom today and I didn't wipe.

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6925 22:41

our singer writes the worst fucking music and I don't want to tell him without hurting his feelings because he's a whiny bitch like that but god damn it this song is terrible i haven't practised it at all
and when he tells us to rehearse it i'm just going to say
fuck you
let the people who play the instruments write music for the instruments
you fucking untalented hack
you can't even sing
die in a fire
or something

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 02:22

My computer is too slow for the aforementioned social games I do not have friends who play.

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 02:32

I've masturbated to pictures of dissected brains.
Why do I feel slightly proud of myself ?

People's insides really gives me a chubby.

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 03:00

Whenever I'm bored and have an erection I play a game called "What can I jerk off to?" I'll just think about totally random things or look at various objects in my room and try jerking off to them. My research indicates the answer to be "Anything."

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 09:01

>>916
I used to play that game too but I've found the older I get the harder it is to get off.

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 22:59

>>913 oh man I've been there

The only time that I remember
Talking to a girl at schooool

...worried that she might say no!

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 01:27

I tripped a girl once and made her cry.

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 03:38

I tripped a guy once and made him really angry.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 03:25

Ever since someone complained about people derailing the short novel threads with nonsense, I like to do just that to spite him when I otherwise probably wouldn't even post in the thread.

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 07:57

I am far more excited about the upcoming 7000th of September than about Halloween or Christmas.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 22:49

I've turned my young schoolgirl lover into an addict with weird synthetic powders

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 23:25

>>921
Wait, the short novel threads aren't supposed to be full of nonsense?

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 02:21

>>924
It's supposed to be sequential nonsense, that ties into itself nicely and perhaps touches on the main themes of GSL and Daddy Cool.

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 08:23

Since I lost my job I was waking up well past 11:00, which feels me with a pure hatred of myself every time. I keep trying to wake up earlier, but it doesn't happen. I'm in a hermit-like state as a result.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 04:01

One time I was playing with a Stretch Armstrong toy with the little sister of a classmate who I didn't like, and when Stretch was stretched out far enough that she began to lean back to stretch further, I deliberately let go so that she fell on her ass.

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 05:29

I get really angry when people post Tumblr links on DQN and then chat in the CTRL+V thread. I bet it's the same guy doing both.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 15:50

I fucking loved Madoka, however it has forced me to come to terms with the fact that you could probably create just about anything involving cute girls wearing frilly dresses and I'd call it a masterpiece.

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 23:53

I haven't contributed a good post to DQN since at least September 5500.

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 00:39

I didn't understand what "hotglue" was until recently. I thought it was actually hot glue (like from a glue gun) and some people just liked the idea of figures being submerged in it (hey, there are weirder fetishes).

I feel so naive. It's like the time I discovered dakimakura were sex toys and I'd been doing it wrong for years.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 10:16

If I ever have a kid I want a smart girl because I hate boys and stupid people, but not too hot because I don't want to worry about being attracted to her.

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 12:16

I would quite like to have a daughter that I could dress in frilly dresses and whatnot, sort of like vicarious crossdressing.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 15:26

While I find the thought of sexual activity in a purely recreational form appealing, the actual process of reproduction is revolting to me.

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 16:18

>>934
That's not lame, that's the kind of good thinking that keeps the population in check.

I accidentally replied to the whole mailing list instead of the sender yesterday.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 20:32

i would welcome a DQN into my home

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 12:46

i would welcome a goat onto my lawn

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 13:39

I don't have a lawn. I don't even have an ambition to get a lawn.

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 13:43

I'd buy a patch of turf just to let a goat feel welcome, should one visit.

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 17:14

I'm so hungry I could eat a goat

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7111 21:44

I read the entirety of http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1184219871/, and the ending nearly brought me to tears.

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7111 22:57

I have just finished reading the story of Boatmurdered. I am deeply touched by it. I feel slightly desperate.

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7111 23:27

I believe that a life spent dealing with textual communication has given me nearly supernatural powers that others lack.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 01:46

>>943
What are these powers? I'd like to check whenever I have them as well!

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 06:26

>>942
I read both the sequels straight after that just to fill the gaping hole in my life. Took days. Fucking killed my grades but totally worth it.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 11:39

Kryptonite is my weakness.

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7113 22:38

I missed with my mouse and accidentally pooped the perfect rating on someone's picture on pixiv.

I hit my lips pretty hard when I was lifting my hand in shame and surprise.

948 Name: Minister of Kobithe : 1993-09-7114 11:08

I murdered >>0

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7114 13:59

>>256
I am now nearly 26 and, despite having obtained a university degree, gotten a basic training certificate (and working towards a more advanced one) and started training in a third language, I am still yet to hold an actual job.

Jesus Christ.

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