• I coughed up 40 bux back in the day and bought Windows 8.
• I installed Windows 8.
• I broke all apps by stopping sharing Users folder.
• I had to look everywhere on the web, eventually finding fixes through obscure websites (though downloads were from Microsoft).
• Fixes didn't actually fix the broken apps and I had to reinstall them, thankfully I had only default ones.
• I couldn't be arsed to actually reinstall all of the apps.
• I'm struggling with the learning curve. Probably learning how to be like a pro in Linux terminal is easier.
• I don't want to read a manual for Windows 8.

All that trouble and annoyance for a price of getting banned 4 times from "the most funny" webforum online!