>>589
Err, contemporary windows OS lets anyone to create their own keyboard layouts.
However if you're going to use an usual layout stick to more widely available Dvorak or ttp://mkweb.bcgsc.ca/carpalx/?full_optimization this one. If I've heard about the latter one before I started learning Dvorak, I would learn it instead, because I'm such a hipster. Also, Dvorak has v next to w so you always risk closing a browser tab while pasting (Mac OS has Dvorak+QWERTY mode to get around this), on the other hand, aoeui feels totally rad!
( ˃ D˂) DON'T SEXUALISE MY TOUHOUS!
( ˃ D˂) MY BALLS HANG FREELY THROUGH A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF MY BOXERS
( ί -ί) Actually I don't really mind, it's quite airy.
( ˃ D˂) BLAH BLAH BLAH TYPO BLAH BLAH
>>587
( ˃ D˂) people who are afraid of contextual fluidity because they're too short-sighted to deviate slightly from silly paths of things learned by rote.
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE LIKE >>586 ARBITRARILY REDEFINE COMMON ENGLISH PHRASES BECAUSE THEY CAN'T ADMIT TO THEIR FUCK-UPS!!
>>581,585
( ˃ D˂) 'caps lock' is shorthand for using all caps in general, dipshits.
( ˃ D˂) I STILL GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
( ˃ D˂) PROTOSS SCOUTS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE!
( ˃ D˂) GHERKINS!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE NOT REALIZING THE POWER OF SHIFT KEY‼ THEY DON'T HAVE TO HOLD IT, THEY HAVE TO MERELY PRESS IT TO CAPITALIZE SOME LETTERS‼
( ˃ D˂) i made a bet with my friend that she wouldn't consume chocolate for two weeks if i didn't use caps lock during the same. there are so many things i can't yell about now!!!!
damn
( ˃ D˂) THE BRICKS DON'T ALTERNATE PROPERLY!
( ˃ D˂) GET THOSE FUCKING ONIONS AWAY FROM ME! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! YOU KNOW I HATE ONIONS AND YET YOU PUT IT IN EVERY SINGLE BIT OF SHITTY POORLY MADE FOOD THAT YOU MAKE!
( ˃ D˂) WHY CAN'T YOU STUPID FUCKS DO THINGS IN A PROPER AND OBJECTIVE FASHION THAT WOULD WORK IN THE MOST OPTIMAL WAY? YOU STUPID SHITS ALWAYS CHOOSE THE STUPIDEST CHOICES AND END UP FUCKING EVERYTHING UP BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ACCEPT THAT YOU'RE WRONG AND ALL OF THE DECISIONS YOU MAKE ON YOUR OWN ARE RETARDED BECAUSE YOU'RE SHIT IN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING WAY!
( ˃ D˂) YOU IDIOTS RUINED IT! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING! YOU PEOPLE FOLLOW ME ALL OVER THE INTERNET AND RUIN WHEREVER IT IS I'M GOING! LET ME SETTLE IN PEACE!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO FEEL THAT POETRY IS PRETENTIOUS!!
( ˃ D˂) COMING FROM A LOW-CONTEXT CULTURE MAKES ME LOOK LIKE AN ASS MOST OF THE TIME WHEN VISITING A HIGH-CONTEXT CULTURE!
( ˃ D˂) POETRY IS TOO PRETENTIOUS AND COMPLETELY OBFUSCATES ANY POINT IT TRIES TO MAKE!
( ˃ D˂) FOOT CRAMPS! FOOT CRAMPS! ARGHHHGHG
( ˃ D˂) YOU
( ˃ D˂) ITUNES
( ˃ D˂) UBUNTU
( ˃ D˂) I have to work to get money because I feel guilty leeching off my parents!
( ˃ D˂) KAOMOJI IN WINDOWS LOOK STUPID COMPARED TO HOW I'M USED TO SEEING THEM WITH MONA!
( ˃ D˂) THAT FUCKING NIGGER THREAD KEEPS GETTING BUMPED BY ONE OR TWO ASSHOLES WHO CANNOT TAKE A HINT!
( ˃ D˂) >>562 WINDOWS 7'S DEFAULT SETTING OF REDUCING AUDIO VOLUME WHEN IT DETECTS SOME KIND OF "COMMUNICATION" IS SO ANNOYING!
( ˃ D˂) I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS CAUSING THESE RANDOM AUDIO DROPOUTS ON MY COMPUTER AND I'M SUPPOSED TO PLAY LIVE NEXT WEEK
( ˃ D˂) I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT!
( ˃ D˂) EVERYTHING TAKES EFFORT!
( ˃ D˂) I WISH I KNEW MY GRADES BECAUSE I WILL FEEL SICK UNTIL I KNOW THEM
( ˃ D˂) I'M JUST A DUMB NEWBIE!
( ˃ D˂) I CANNOT BEAR THE SOUND OF MY OWN VOICE!
( ˃ D˂) I FORGOT MY PGP KEY PASSWORD
( ˃ D˂) I BET SHE ISN'T EVEN HERE TODAY!
( ˃ D˂) I CAN'T STOP RIPPING MY HAIR OUT!
( ˃ D˂) I FINALLY GOT OVER GETTING DUMPED BY A GUY, WITHOUT STARTING TO HATE HIM, ONLY TO REALIZE HOW MUCH I LIKE HIM AFTER ALL.
( ˃ D˂) I EVEN FELT SOME BUTTERFLIES WHILE THINKING ABOUT HIM. WHAT THE HELL, BRAIN?
( ˃ D˂) Not seeing my love all summer!
( ˃ D˂) I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CROSSDRESS CONVINCINGLY!
( ˃ D˂) I WANT TACOS
( ˃ D˂) Forgetting to post with my own goddamn tripcode!
( ˃ D˂) People derailing the thread and blaming it on me!
( ˃ D˂) People not thinking before posting!!
(Also, for a note: I am not Espeon. You don't have to undo nukes or anything because my darling is a bit upset. Thanks for the great job you're doing for the game.)
>why would you
( ˃ D˂) WHY WOULD YOU? Are you as ignorant as everyone?! It's a general knowledge; it's something that puts GM above the players. Good GM basks in their insignificance and their dependence on you while knowing that it's actually true.
( ˃ D˂) AND DONT YOU DARE TO CHANGE WHAT HAS BEEN DONE! I AM NOT IN THAT GAME, I'M NOT FOLLOWING IT AND I GOT ALL WORKED UP JUST FOR GIGGLES, IS IT SO HARD TO GET?!
I'M HIDEOUS!
( ˃ D˂) THAT POKEMON ASSHOLE IS BACK!
( ˃ D˂) GM of [FUN] World Domination Game [EVIL] is biased! What a jerk! He also knows nothing about infrastructure of an actual, real world, Russia and is to lazy to research. I mean, bombing Ulan Bator and Astana is like farting into a silencer. What a dumb choice! Vladivostok on the other hand is an important port town. Also Moscow and St. Petersburg have a heavy anti-air and anti-missile defense and successfully nuking them is virtually impossible. And considering the fact that the rest of Russia is doing its best to move to these cities, the damage of a described attack would be MINIMAL. DO YOU RESEARCH FIRST, YOU GM JERK, OR AT LEAST CONSULT OTHER PEOPLE!! THIS GAME IS UNREALISTIC AND ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL!
( ˃ D˂) I'M GETTING FAT!
( ˃ D˂) I'M GETTING OLD!
( ˃ D˂) I SHOULD HAVE ORDERED THE OTHER SKIRT!
( ˃ D˂) WHY NEKOMIMI ON A YOUNG HANDSOME MAN ISN'T SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE??
( ˃ D˂) I KEEP DYING IN THE LAVA ON CAT PLANET!
( ˃ D˂) CAT PLANET IS TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE HATING ON MATHS!
( ˃ D˂) MATHS IS TERRIBLE!
( ˃ D˂) MY PARENTS HAVEN'T PAID TO TUNE OR OTHERWISE MAINTAIN THEIR PIANO FOR TEN FUCKING YEARS
( ˃ D˂) mp3 filenames in this format: Track - Artist! "Shit by Arse" MY ASS!!
( ˃ D˂) MP3 FILENAMES THAT DON'T BEGIN WITH THE TRACK NUMBER!
( ˃ D˂) MY SUBCONSCIOUS HATES ME
( ˃ D˂) I'M GOING TO DIE!
( ˃ D˂) I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY KILLING THREADS!
( ˃ D˂) >>521, "AND WHILE I CAN NEVER BE CERTAIN" CANNOT STAND AS A SENTENCE IN ITS OWN RIGHT, WHICH IS WHY IT IS A MISUSE OF A SEMICOLON; THOUGH IF YOU HAVE A HEADACHE AS WELL,
( ί -ί) well... that's okay, I guess.
( ˃ D˂) MY SINK IS BROKEN.
( ˃ D˂) DIFFERENTIATION IS NOT THAT HARD, GOD DAMN IT!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO ARGUE ABOUT SEMICOLONS!
( ˃ D˂) >>519'S USAGE CONTAINED TWO FINITE CLAUSES WHICH COULD STAND AS SENTENCES IN THEIR OWN RIGHT, AND HE WAS USING A SEMICOLON TO ILLUSTRATE A LINK BETWEEN THEM!
( ˃ D˂) BECOMING WHAT I HATE!
( ˃ D˂) >>519 IS PROBABLY RIGHT BUT HE MISUSED A SEMICOLON
( ˃ D˂) I SUPPOSE I SHALL LET HIM OFF BECAUSE HE HAS A HEADACHE
( ˃ D˂) MY HEAD HURTS! AND WHILE I CAN NEVER BE CERTAIN; I STRONGLY SUSPECT IT HURTS MORE THAN >>518'S FEET!
( ˃ D˂) MY FEET HURT!
( ˃ D˂) NO INTERNET FOR THREE DAYS!
( ˃ D˂) THE DOLL'S TRYING TO KILL ME AND THE TOASTER'S BEEN LAUGHING AT ME
( ˃ D˂) REALIZING YOUR FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY, NOT TODAY.
( ˃ D˂) NOT KNOWING MY FRIENDS BIRTHDAYS ARE TODAY!
( ˃ D˂) MY HEAD IS FUCKING KILLING ME!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO POINT OUT THEIR TYPOS!
( ˃ D˂) STUPID TYPOS!
( ˃ D˂) TRYING TO TEACH MYSELF HOW TO KNIT AND MAKING A GIANT TANGLED ABORTION OF THE YARN BEFORE I GET A GET TO EVEN BEGIN LEARNING!
( ˃ D˂) I'M NOT A KID ANY MORE!
( ˃ D˂) USELESS POS MACINTOSH GOING INTO KERNEL PANIC EVERY TIME I DO SOMETHING REMOTELY TABOO WITH A USER CONFIG FILE
( ί -ί) which I really shouldn't even have to be doing as apps should not just randomly fail right after an installation. What was the saying again? "It just... hurts"?
( ˃ D˂) AND THEN SPENDING HOURS ON USELESS ANTI-INTELLECTUAL MAC FORUMS WHERE EVERY POST IS AN EXTREMELY PATRONIZING "FLATTEN AND REINSTALL" IN RESPONSE TO ALMOST EVERY SINGLE LITTLE TECHNICAL PROBLEM
( ˃ D˂) EVERYTHING IS AIMED AT TEENAGERS OR YOUNG ADULTS!
( ί -ί) Well, technically I am a young adult...
( ˃ D˂) BUT IT SEEMS PATRONIZING AND I'LL FEEL OLD IN A COUPLE OF YEARS!
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>>503
( ˃ D˂) SEE ALSO: "MAN UP"
( ˃ D˂) WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN
( ˃ D˂) THE IMPERATIVE STATEMENT "GET OVER IT" IS UTTERLY FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE IT WILL ONLY ACCOMPLISH THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THE OSTENSIBLY DESIRED RESULT!
( ˃ D˂) IN OTHER WORDS, YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH UNTIL YOU FIND A WAY TO SAY IT POLITELY YOU COCKSUCKER!
( ˃ D˂) MY OLD COMPUTER DIED AND I HAD TO BUY A NEW ONE!
( ˃ D˂) SITES THAT REQUIRE JAVASCRIPT TO PULL IN CONTENT! REAL-TIME SCRIPTS SHOULD ENHANCE A SITE, NOT BE ESSENTIAL FOR SIMPLY READING IT.
( ˃ D˂) WE HAVE A WAY OF WAY OF SENDING YOUR BLOG ARTICLES TO SOMEONE'S COMPUTER, AND IT'S CALLED HTTP/HTML.
>>499
( ˃ D˂) SITES THAT REQUIRE JAVASCRIPT NOT JUST THROUGH THEIR OWN SITE BUT FROM GOOGLE TOO
( ˃ D˂) JAVASCRIPT!
( ˃ D˂) GAMMA-INCORRECT SCALING AND BLENDING HAVE BECOME /DE FACTO/ STANDARDS!
( ˃ D˂) YOU HIT MY FUCKING CAR YOU FUCKING DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO THINK IN "EAFP"!
( ˃ D˂) STARSHIP TROOPERS MADE ME SO ANGRY I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GO TO A FILM SINCE!
( ˃ D˂) NUMEROLOGISTS
( ˃ D˂) THE PHANTOM MENACE RUINED MY 90s!
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T RAAAAGH!
I can't believe I missed a timeframe for a placeholder post by mere two minutes...
( ˃ D˂) WE GET IT THE ENDING BLEW CHUNKS NOW STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT IT UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE TO SAY YOU ENTITLED FUCKS IT'S AN EA GAME YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING
( ˃ D˂) I MEAN FUCK THE STAR WARS PREQUELS SERIOUSLY BUT AT LEAST IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T TURN INTO FUCKING CRYBABIES OVER THE PHANTOM GODDAMN MENACE
( ˃ D˂) THE HUNGER GAMES FUCKING SUCKS AND YOU KNOW IT ANDREW!
( ˃ D˂) THIS CLASSROOM DESK IS WAY TOO HIGH! AVERAGE HEIGHT IS NOT 6'4" YOU NON-ADJUSTABLE DESK DESIGNERS AND PURCHASERS!
( ˃ D˂) SOMEONE I KNOW CALLING THE HUNGER GAMES THE NEW TWILIGHT!
( ˃ D˂) CHANGE!
( ˃ D˂) PREDICTABLE TV SHOW PLOT DEVELOPMENTS!
( ˃ D˂) ANYONE HAVING REALLY BEEN FAR EVEN AS DECIDED TO USE EVEN GO WANT TO DO LOOK MORE LIKE!
( ˃ D˂) MISSING OUT WORDS!
( ˃ D˂) NOT BEING ABLE TO SAY NO MY FRIEND KINDLY BRINGING ME LOADS OF FREE KFC EVEN THOUGH I'M ON A DIET
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T A big dumb guy can't understand that it's "espeon-serving" instead of "self-serving" because I'm obsessed with espeons and cute, pink and feline things in general!
( ˃ D˂) I DON'T USE MY SCENTED CANDLES ENOUGH!
( ˃ D˂) ESPEON WON'T STOP POSTING HIS VAIN SELF-SERVING SHTICK!
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T I don't have enough time to keep my body and mind DQN way!!
( ˃ D˂) I FEEL ENTITLED TO THINGS I CAN'T HAVE!
( ˃ D˂) WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL WHARRRGARBL!
( ˃ D˂) GEMA ARE A BUNCH OF GREEDY ASSWIPES WHO WOULD HATE NOTHING MORE THAN AN INDEPENDENT MUSICIAN SUCCEEDING THANKS TO FREE DOWNLOADS GENERATING BUZZ! AND THE FUCKING NEWS MEDIA ARE EATING UP ALL OF THEIR BULLSHIT WITH A SILVER SPOON! WHARGHARBL!!!!!
( ˃ D˂) YOUR FUCKING BEST FRIEND ALWAYS TRYING TO FUCK DOUCHEBAG CHAUVINISTIC PRICKHEADS! FUCK!
( ˃ D˂) POLITICAL CORRECTNESS HAS GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE WE HAVE TO INVENT THINGS LIKE GENDER-NEUTRAL PRONOUNS! WHY CAN'T WE GO BACK TO SIMPLY NOT CARING? THAT WAS BETTER!
( ˃ D˂) WHEN YOUR EX WON'T SHUT HER STUPID FUCKING FACE AFTER YOU'VE MADE IT CLEAR AS GODDAMN POSSIBLE THAT THERE IS NOTHING MORE REASONABLE IN THE UNIVERSE THAN FOR HER TO SHUT HER STUPID FUCKING FACE
( ˃ D˂) BEING ACCUSED OF COMPLAINING WHEN I AM IN FACT ENRAGED BY IMPROPER USE OF VOCABUALRY! I AM ENRAGED TO THE POINT OF INCOHERENCE, WHARRRGARBL
( ˃ D˂) WHY ARE YOU ALL COMPLAINING INSTEAD OF RAGING!!
>>465 ( ˃ D˂) WHY DO PEOPLE SPEAK OF "MASHING" A KEYBOARD OR A BUTTON‽ ARE YOU GRINDING IT TO A PASTE IN YOUR UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE‽
>>460,464
( ˃ D˂) WHY DOES NOBODY OUTSIDE OF DQN USE INTERROBANGS OR SPIVAK PRONOUNS‽
( ˃ D˂) CAPTCHAS SUCK! BACK IN MY DAY ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS MASH THE KEYBOARD AND HIT ENTER!
( ˃ D˂) WHY IS PULSEAUDIO SHITTY AS WELL
( ˃ D˂) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
( ˃ D˂) WHY IS ALSA SO BAD?
( ˃ D˂) WHY DOES TRAY HAVE A CLEANING OBSESSION‽
( ˃ D˂) WHY IS ALSA SO BADLY DOCUMENTED!?
( ˃ D˂) WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING WITH NAMES/TRIPCODES SUDDENLY!
( ˃ D˂) TOO MANY BIG DECISIONS TO MAKE!
( ˃ D˂) NOBODY BELIEVES YOU'RE STALIN, MICHAEL CAINE, GIVE IT UP ALREADY!
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING SOCIABLE PEOPLE! GO AWAY!
( ˃ D˂) SHUT UP ABOUT DUBSTEP! EDM IS MORE THAN THAT!
>>452
( ˃ D˂) THAT WAS BASICALLY THE POINT OF THAT MEME!
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( ˃ D˂) WHY CAN'T I TAKE IT EASY?!
( ˃ D˂) TURN YOUR GODDAMN PHONES OFF! WE ARE IN A LIBRARY!
( ˃ D˂) RELAX GOD DAMN YOU!
( ˃ D˂) I SAID RELAX YOU INSOLENT PIECE OF SHIT!
( ˃ D˂) IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO PRONOUNCE ANYTHING WELSH
( ˃ D˂) I DISLIKE THE WELSH!
( ˃ D˂) LEAVE MY SHEEP ALONE YOU BASTARD!
>>434 ( ˃ D˂) IT'S SUCH BULLSHIT THAT THE SEGA MARK III GOT AN EXTRA SOUND CHIP AND THE SEGA MASTER SYSTEM DIDN'T!
( ˃ D˂) SHUT UP, PERSON NEXT TO ME! YOU AREN'T THAT FUNNY!
( ˃ D˂) CURRICULUM DESIGNERS PISS ME OFF!
( ˃ D˂) TORTICOLLIS IS A BITCH!
( ˃ D˂) FUCK OFF NAUSEA, NOBODY LIKES YOU!
( ˃ D˂) MOST SEGA MEGADRIVE GAMES MADE THE YAMAHA OPN2 SOUND TERRIBLE WHILE IT'S ONE OF THE BEST CHIPS OF ITS TIME!
( ˃ D˂) THE CS MAJORS AT THIS UNIVERSITY ARE FUCKING REPULSIVE!
( ˃ D˂) AGREEING WITH ESPEON'S SENTIMENTS!
( ˃ D˂) THE WORLD WIDE WEB SEPARATED NEETS AND CONFINED THEM TO THEIR ROOMS. OTHERWISE, WE COULD LIVE ALTOGETHER AS A SMALL COMMUNITY OF DQN AND CALL OURSELVES "HIPPIES". OR WE COULD FOLLOW JUCHE IDEA TO BECOME ABSOLUTELY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND WORSHIP NORTH COREA PROPERLY. WHY DO WE HAVE TO SUFFER FROM ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION OF MODERN LIFE!
( ˃ D˂) BEING A NEET FOREVER IS NOT A VIABLE OPTION IN WESTERN SOCIETY!
( ˃ D˂) WINTER IS COLD AND UNPLEASANT!
( ˃ D˂) CHURCH BELLS ARE TOO FUCKING LOUD! SOME OF US WERE DRINKING HEAVILY LAST NIGHT FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!
( ˃ D˂) I CAN'T CLOSE THE PACKAGE TRACKER!!
( ˃ D˂) I CAN'T AFFORD A $300 VIDEO CARD BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT WON'T GIVE ME MONEY!
( ˃ D˂) I BOUGHT A $300 VIDEO CARD THAT DOESN'T FIT IN THE CASE!
( ˃ D˂) EVERYONE IS SO FUCKING LOUD IN THIS LIBRARY COMPUTER LAB! THERE'S EVEN A BABY SCREAMING! AREN'T LIBRARIES SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING QUIET? I BEGIN MY WEEKEND WITH A HEADACHE
( ˃ D˂) TYPING IN ALL-CAPS IS IRRITATING!
( ˃ D˂) PAPERWORK IS FRUSTRATING!
( ˃ D˂) MY ANIME TAKES LONGER TO DOWNLOAD THAN TO WATCH!
( ˃ D˂) GET OUT OF MY OCCUPY GIKOPOI TENT! IT'S NOT FOR YOU!!!
( ˃ D˂) NOBODY RESPECTS MY ENTITLEMENT ISSUES!!
( ˃ D˂) WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO WORK FOR LIVING???
( ˃ D˂) THANKSGIVING VACATION MADE ME LOSE TWO DAYS OF WORK!
( ˃ D˂) AMD has yet to release optimized drivers for Skyrim!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE KEEP FUCKING SWEARING!
( ˃ D˂) MY FACE IS STUCK LIKE THIS. FUCK.
( ˃ D˂) I WANT TO STUDY BUT MY ANXIENTY IS MAKING ME WONDER WHENEVER SUICIDE IS ACTUALLY PAINLESS.
( ˃ D˂) I SHOULD HAVE SAVED UP MY SHORT-LIVED PAYCHECKS FOR A NEW COMPUTER BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I AM NOT ENTIRELY DISSATISFIED WITH THE ELECTRONICS I BOUGHT INSTEAD
( ˃ D˂) FLOUR ALL OVER YOUR CLOTHES
( ˃ D˂) I WANT TO GO FOR A JOG BUT I AM SUCH A LAZY FUCK.
( ˃ D˂) I WANT TO GO FOR A JOG BUT MY GODDAMN KNEE IS KILLING ME
( ˃ D˂) I CAN'T PLAY SKYRIM BECAUSE I AM A NEET AND CANNOT AFFORD A GOOD COMPUTER
( ˃ D˂) WHY WON'T THE GOVERNMENT OR BILL GATES OR SOMEONE JUST GIVE ME MONEY?
( ˃ D˂) SKYRIM CRASHES EVERY 5 MINUTES
( ˃ D˂) LOSING AT MONOPOLY. YOU KNOW THAT SHIT IS A FRIEND-KILLER
( ˃ D˂) Thumbs.db FILES LITTERING THE INTERNET
>>400
( ˃ D˂) BECAUSE ANONYMOUS BBS AND IMAGEBOARD CULTURE IS MY LIFE, BUT PEOPLE WON'T UNDERSTAND.
( ˃ D˂) >>399, WHY DON'T YOU WHINE ON EVERY OTHER IMAGE BOARD WITH SOMETHING LIKE, ""DDOSERS, U JELLY MUCH??" PROBABLY THEY WILL READ IT EVENTUALLY.
( ˃ D˂) SILLY IDIOTS DDOS-ING 4CHAN FOR NO REASON AT ALL, GOD DAMN, STOP RUINING MY HIKI LIFE!!!
>>397
( ˃ D˂) I HAVE TO COME UP WITH A POST FOR EVERY DAMN THREAD ON THIS PAGE
( ˃ D˂) WHERE IN THE FUCKING HELL AM I GOING TO FIND DECENT TEAMMATES THAT AREN'T ELITISTS FAGGOTS FULL OF THEIR OWN SHIT AND/OR COMPETENT ENOUGH TO TAKE DOWN A DEVILJHO WITH AN EFFECTIVE WEAPON AND ARMOR?!
( ˃ D˂) AAAAREEE YOOOU REAAAADYYYY?
( ˃ D˂) DAMMIT FIREFOX, WHY DON'T THEY CALL YOU ICEFOX INSTEAD OR SOMETHING SINCE YOU FREEZE ALL THE TIME?
( ˃ D˂) MAYBE IF YOU GOT OUT OF MY HEAD I'D BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING, I'M STARTING TO HATE YOU.
( ˃ D˂) WHY HAS MY LUCK BEEN SO SHIT LATELY?!
( ˃ D˂) HEY LEGEND OF MANA THANKS FOR MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO ARRANGE LANDS IN THE RIGHT WAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M MISSING AND I WON'T LOOK AT A GUIDE SO THANKS FOR MAKING SURE I'LL RESTART EVERY TIME I HAVE MORE THAN SEVEN HOURS INVESTED
( ˃ D˂) FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO PLAY DARK CLOUD
( ˃ D˂) I CAN'T PLAY DARK CLOUD BECAUSE OF MY SHITTY COMPUTER
( ˃ D˂) FIRST I FORGET TO ADD THE KAOMOJI, THEN SQUEEKS TAKES OUT THE DELETE BUTTON! SNIFF MY DICK, DUDES!
TOUHOU
( ˃ D˂) FUCK YOU PROZAK YOU MAKE MASTURBATION A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME!
( ˃ D˂) HEY, FAGGOT WITH THE ENORMOUS MUSCLES, SHORT SPIKY HAIR AND SELF-CONSCIOUSLY SAGELY BEARD! DON'T ACT LIKE I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH SQL AND CONTENT MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS JUST BECAUSE I'M LIKE, TWENTY YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU, FUCKING CONCEITED JERK!
( ˃ D˂) MAYBE IF YOU MADE FOOD THAT WASN'T SO FULL OF FAT, YOU WOULDN'T BE SO DISGUSTING TO LOOK AT AND I'D BE ABLE TO GET RID OF THIS GUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
>>381
( ˃ D˂) SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP SAYING ``BETA FAGGOT'', YOU DUNGMUNCH ASSHEAP
( ˃ D˂) SO MUCH ENERGY AND NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!
( ί -ί) My mind is absolutely blank and calm today, I have absolutely nothing to be mad about.
( ί -ί)
( ˃ D˂) I HATE HOW I'M ALWAYS SO GODDAMN CALM AND TAKE EVERYTHING IN THE ASS AND DON'T SAY A DAMN THING ABOUT IT, WHY MUST I BE SUCH A BETA FAGGOT?!
>>379
( ˃ D˂) THIS. FOR MITTENS' SAKE, IT'S NOT EVEN THE 5TH YET!
( ˃ D˂) FUCK YOU FIREWORKS! STOP SCARING MY DOG!
>>377 is assigned banned status for making me laugh in an angry thread.
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T WHY DO YOU LOT KEEP CALLING "SHEET MUSIC" "SHIT MUSIC"? IT WASN'T BLOODY FUNNY BACK THEN, IT ISN'T FUNNY NOW.
( ˃ D˂) DISSONANCE AND ABSTRACTION!! YOU CALL THAT SHIT MUSIC????
( ˃ D˂) TURING COMPLETE MAILSERVER CONFIGURATION
>UNIX-STYLE COMMAND LINE OR NOTHING
( ˃ D˂) UNIX-STYLE SHELLS SUCK. JAVASCRIPT OR LISP ARE MUCH BETTER AS REPL LANGUAGES!
( ˃ D˂) SEEING A HOT CHICK WITH SOME FAT SLOPPY DOUCHE BAG WHILE YOU'RE ALONE
>>364
It's even worse when you get those types of people while working on an Informatics degree. My class is full of people who cannot comprehend computers, yet try to program them. It doesn't work. It cannot work.
Just today, we had the guy copying & pasting various pieces of unrelated code from the internet and wondering why he was getting class/function not found errors.
After having completed a system administration degree previously, I can safely say that I have moved beyond several layers of rage rollover. About 6 of the 15 people from my initial class there have completed tests showing that they know things, yet cannot use Word properly. This makes me ashamed to have my worthless piece of paper (part of the reason I went on studying).
Even worse, absolutely nobody I've met understands how styling works in Word, let alone how something like TeX works. They don't understand that when you're writing hundreds of pages of text, you will be better off spending 30 minutes on proper formatting & layout before you start.
I've gotten capable of giving people perfectly hefty sarcasm while actually helping them. This makes them look like the idiots they are while at the same time not making them realize how idiotic they are looking to everyone else. I like it. It's a good skill to have.
R(* ίD ί)Ι Makise Kurisu isn't a real person!
>>364
Nah, these people are lost in their CAD interface. User-friendliness is a foreign concept for them.
Or they might do this for giggles/out of boredom/etc.
But those kids... Just imagine this place being crowded by museless *tards craving for attention!
Same thing. If they don't want to study basics themselves or attend basic courses somewhere else,
they probably should've chosen a career in arts. Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T BASTARDS.
>>363 has never done tech support, I see.
Millions upon millions of recent university graduates (in the US, at least) do not know how to navigate Windows, cannot find the START button, cannot find the power switch, do not know the difference between closing an application and minimizing the window, either in Windows or (for the two businesses and five people out there who still use them) a Mac.
And, as I said, these aren't octogenarians. These are people who graduated from university with degrees in the past few years. You sit them in front of a computer and they stare at it goggle-eyed with spittle dripping from one corner of their slack mouths and they can't even find the button to turn it on. "The computer ate my report." "Did you save it before you closed it?" "I dno, lol"
Windows 3.1 is older than some of these people are, for God's sake. How do you get out of college--out of high school, for that matter--unable to open a browser and key in a URL? I have no explanation. I have even less explanation for why any business should have hired people who are, in the 21st Century, functionally illiterate and unable to operate the most basic office equipment, the simplest office software.
And I'm beyond the all-capital-letters, twenty-exclamation-points level of RAEG here. It has wrapped around upon itself and turned into a strange sort of calm.
>>362, you don't read saged posts in Lame Confessional [LAME], do you? I'll try, though.
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T WHY DON'T THEY TEACH BASICS OF COMPUTER SCIENCE IN EVERY SCHOOL? KIDS CAN'T EVEN WRITE A SINGLE LINE OF A SHITTY CODE. A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO WRITING IT WAS A ROCK BOTTOM for this technical university. They can't do even that. Come on!
( ˃ D˂) >>361 DOESN'T SOUND ANGRY ENOUGH! USE CAPS LOCK, YOU PUSSY!
( ˃ D˂) Why don't younger people talk to me? I'm not an old fart or anything! What are they, afraid that I'm going to die on them? HA!
( ˃ D˂) THE PACKAGING FOR THESE FUCKING PILLS. FIRST HALF THE BOX IS TAKEN UP WITH AIR SPACE. THEN THREE-QUARTERS OF THE CONTENTS OF THE BOTTLE IS A BIG FUCKING WAD OF COTTON THAT'S HARD TO GET OUT AND CAUSES A RISK OF SPILLING THE PILLS. WHAT STUPID FUCK DESIGNED THIS BULLSHIT?
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO DON'T APPRECIATE ANGER
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!
( ί -ί) It's just a kids' cartoon. Why people get angry that other people like it, well, I attribute to people lacking some serious perspective. Oh right.
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO GET ANGRY OVER NOTHING MAKE ME ANGRY! GRRRRRRR
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO THINK FINDING A JOB IS MAGIC!
( ˃ D˂) Nobody can post on world4ch at the moment.
( ˃ D˂) THE FIRST GOOGLE SUGGESTIONS FOR "MUSICALS ARE"!
( ˃ D˂) FIND THESE PHILISTINES AND PERFORM THEM THE REVERSE LUDOVICO TECHNIQUE ALREADY! AGGGHH
‘Ώ’(◣_◢)‘Ώ’ RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
( ˃ D˂) WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP OPENING THAT THREAD IT'S GROSS
( ˃ D˂) WEAR A PAIR OF PANTS! NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT!
( ˃ D˂) SUBTERRANEAN ANIMISM IS DIFFICULT! FUCK YOU, CAT!
( ˃ D˂) SA rules quite clearly despise trends and catchphrases! Yet all obvious goons in the outside net are totally revolving around memes! I'm going to spend every dedicated tenbux in bars until they fix it!
( ˃ D˂) MY ASS IS SWEATING!
( ˃ D˂) DEATH IS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD NOT BE TROLLED!
( ˃ D˂) MY INTERNET CONNECTION IS FUCKING UP AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
( ˃ D˂) NOBODY'S PISSED ME OFF IN DAYS!
( ˃ D˂) I overexerted myself swimming in the ocean! NOW I'M SICK!
>>339
( ˃ D˂) They are all about snatching stylish emoticons from nihonjins without proper understanding of modern popular culture of Japan.
> Football (soccer, not American)
( ˃ D˂) DUDE DUDE DUDE WHAT THE HELL, THEY CALL IT SOCCER IN JAPAN DON'T CLAIM TO BE ALL ABOUT JAPAN AND THEN NOT BE
( ˃ D˂) I'm upset by the tardness of this part of the internet: ttp://evoticon.net/
( ˃ D˂) I JUST WANT TO BE A HIKIKOMORI AGAIN
( ˃ D˂) I'M IMAGINING >>335 YELLING "DO IT FAGGOT" AT PEOPLE WHO CALL THE SUICIDE HOTLINE!
( ˃ D˂) FUCKERS THINK I YELL TOO MUCH TO BE A SUICIDE HOTLINE COUNSELOR!
( ˃ D˂) NOBODY WILL HIRE ME!
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING RECORD HEAT
(@MnLj Aiyah, my name is not so dirty in the old country, le.
( ˃ D˂) >>328 IF YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT LEISURE SUIT LARRY, JUST STOP, THE FOURTH GAME NOT EXISTING IS THE WHOLE JOKE. OTHERWISE, DISREGARD THIS.
( ˃ D˂) I CAN'T FIND THE FOURTH GAME IN THIS SERIES, AND THOUGH I WANT TO CONTINUE PLAYING, I DON'T WANT TO WORK SO HARD ONLY TO BE LEFT HANGING AT THE END OF THE THIRD GAME!
( ˃ D˂) I SPENT ALL LAST NIGHT REFRESHING THIS PAGE AND NOBODY SAID ANYTHING AND I DIDN'T HAVE SHIT TO SAY
( ˃ D˂) I MADE THE LAST POST LAST NIGHT AND THE FIRST POST THIS MORNING!!!!
( ˃ D˂) THE OTHER FIVE OF YOU ARE SLACKING OFF GODDAMMIT
( ˃ D˂) GODDAMN ATTENTION WHORES.
>>316
Is that what most of them were like? Then I guess it's a good thing that I never got the chance to meet girls who like anime back in school.
( ˃ D˂) WHY DOES MY FRIEND INSIST ON TAKING A SHIT AT MY PLACE? NOW THERE'S A NASTY TURD AT THE SIDE OF THE BOWL AND I'M TOO AFRAID TO USE IT NOW.
( ˃ D˂) TOO MUCH TALK ABOUT SEX! NOT ENOUGH TV-GAGS!
( ˃ D˂) MY PEN0R HURTS FROM TOO MUCH WANKING AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF THAT I CAN'T WANK MORE OR EVEN GET HARD WITHOUT ACHES
For the same reason guys are attracted to two gals going at it.
( ˃ D˂) Why is it that every single girl I've met that claims to enjoy anime/manga loves yaoi. Seriously. Every. Single. One. No exceptions. And I've actually met quite a few. There was even one that tried to push it on me by sending me a punch of yaoi pictures on Skype, sending me badly-drawn "KAWAII UGUU !!1 ^7___^" chibi-style pictures of her getting a nosebleed over said yaoi, and not only that, but projecting yaoi archetypes onto me. Like saying that I'm an uke-seme hybrid, whatever the hell that means. Thankfully not every yaoi-fangirl I've met are as bad as that. Why are so many girls attracted to two guys donging each other!
( ˃ D˂) SPACE JUNK! smashed my baby's head
( ˃ D˂) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SoundJam_MP HE'S TAGGED THE SONG AS "WICKED GAMES" NOT "WICKED GAME"
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T WASPS, WASPS MAKE YOUR ROOM SO INTERESTING!
PROBABLY THEY ARE MAKING EVEN YOUR LIFE MORE INTERESTING, THOUGH A
LITTLE BIT MORE DIFFICULT! BUT YOU SHOULD ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE, AREN'T YOU MANLY ENOUGH?
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING >>310!! LET US WASPS OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN ROOM!!
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING WASPS!! WHAT MAKES MY ROOM SO INTERESTING!?
>>303 ?
the jet going in was about the same size as a normal jet of piss going out
( ˃ D˂) IF THREE'S THE MAGIC NUMBER, WHY IS IT TRACK 2 ON THE ALBUM!!??
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T Others are suffering while I am whining!
( ˃ ˂) others are suffering whilst I am >winning.
( ˃ D˂) I HATE IT WHEN MY TROUSER LEG GET CAUGHT ON MY FOOT WHEN I TRY TO TAKE THEM OFF. ESPECIALLY WHEN I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT REALLY BADLY!!
>>301 every time I drink beer I get a terrible pain in my urethra and I piss for about 30 mins straight waiting for the stinging to go away.
>>301 when i was in the shower the other day i finished a bottle of shower gel, so i filled the bottle with hot water, then for some reason i thought it would be a good idea to squirt it down my urethra, so i got a very hot jet of water forced down my penis. then i thought it would make it better if i went for a piss and that burned even more.
I feel your pain bro
( ˃ D˂) MY URETHRA FEELS ALL BURNY TODAY!!!
( ˃ D˂) WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU CALL IT "DRAGON WARRIOR" IF IT'S "DRAGON QUEST" YOU INBRED MONGREL
( ˃ D˂) WHY DID ALL MY POSSESSIONS DISAPPEAR FROM MY DORM ROOM GODDAMMIT I CAN'T EVEN MAKE A CUP OF TEA OR SOME HOT CHOCOLATE NOW
( ˃ D˂) I WAS UP AND TRAVELING FOR EIGHTEEN HOURS TODAY AND I'M SO TIRED BUT I HAVE SOME TESTS IN THE MORNING FOR WHICH I'M NOT PREPARED FFFFFFFFFFF--
( ˃ ˂) ESPEON IS FUNNY
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SEX FOR $520 IF YOU ARE SO SUCCESSFUL ‼
i EΝEj I had sex earlier today, and I also sold a sculpture I made for $520 two days ago. things are going pretty well.
( ˃ D˂) GEORGE MASON UNIVERSITY ADMISSIONS DEPARTMENT, YOU REJECTED A STUDENT WITH A 3.6 GPA AND FRANKLY I'M GETTING PRETTY SICK OF YOUR SHIT. IN-STATE TUITION IS NOT WORTH THIS.
( ˃ D˂) I HATE MY JOB GODDAMNIT
( ಠDಠ) Why are all you people posting in all caps? That makes me angry.
>( ˃ D˂) SOMEONE UPDATE THE HOWARD BEALE RANT FOR THE INTERNET
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T I UPDATED IT ONCE NOT JUST FOR THE INTERNET BUT FOR YOSHINOYA. I FOUND IT TO BE SO NEAT THAT I SAVED IT IN MY COPYPASTA-THAT-NEVER-GOT-POSTED-ON-THE-WEB TEXT FILE, BUT NOW IT'S GONE. I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE. IT WAS THE BEST TEXT FILE EVER. THE BEST, I'M TELLING YOU. THE HUMOR IN IT WAS SO BRILLIANT THAT IT WOULD BE DANGEROUS TO UPLOAD IT ALL AT ONCE. HOWEVER, IT'S NO LONGER POSSIBLE.
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T IT ALSO HAD A UNICODE CHARACTER THAT LOOKED SOMEWHAT SIMILAR TO APERTURE SCIENCE LOGO. IT WAS IN THE SAME FUCKING FILE. AND SINCE PORTAL 2 IS OUT, I'D BE THE RADDEST KID ON WWW/STEAM OR WWW/DQN IF I PUT IT RIGHT INTO MY NICKNAME AND THEN PRETEND THAT EVERYTHING I SAY IS PRERECORDED.
On the other hand, Howard Beale's rant applies perfectly to everything without any need to adapt it.
( ˃ D˂) ESPRESSO IS MADE VIA TIME APPLIED TO COFFEE AND WATER BUT IT TAKES TOO LONG
( ˃ D˂) WHY DID VIP UPLOADER HAVE TO DIE, I'M STILL PISSED ABOUT THAT
( ˃ D˂) NO ONE PLAYS HOMEBREW SNES GAMES ANYMORE THAT I KNOW OF
( ˃ D˂) SOMEONE UPDATE THE HOWARD BEALE RANT FOR THE INTERNET
( ˃ D˂) WHO THE HELL DOES NICK DENTON THINK HE IS, ANWAY
( ˃ D˂) NICE JOB TRANSLATING DRAGON WARRIOR SIX! YOU LEFT A BUNCH OF STRINGS OUT! YOU'RE FIRED!
(╬ ಠvಠ) THE PAGE YOU REQUESTED WAS TOO LARGE TO TRANSLATE!!
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING WASPS WHATS THEIR PROBLEM? JUST LEAVE ME FUCKING ALONE, WHY MUST YOU IMMEDIATELY ATTACK ME WHEN I COME INTO YOUR VIEW. STOP FLYING IN MY GOD DAMN WINDOW!!
Ϊ€( ˃ D˂ ),€T WHY DID I LISTEN TO >>288?! I AVOIDED MEETING
WITH MY FRIENDS TODAY! IN THE END, I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING
CREATIVE NOR PRODUCTIVE. I COULDN'T EVEN TYPE A SINGLE LINE OF
CODE INTO MY COMPUTER ‼
HOWEVER, I LEARNED A LOT ABOUT HISTORY OF ISRAEL, BECAUSE I...
I WAS READING THAT FUCKING WIKIPEDIA ALL DAY LONG AFTER READING
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser-guided_bomb ‼
DON'T FUCKING CLICK ON A FUCKING "OSIRAK" THERE OR YOU MIGHT END
UP SPENDING YOUR TIME AS WELL AS I DID!
( ˃ D˂) BECAUSE THEY SHARE A LOVE OF MITTENS AND YOU DON'T, ARE YOU BLIND GODDAMNIT?
( ˃ v˂) WHY IS IT CALLED SHONEN SUNDAY IF IT COMES OUT ON WEDNESDAY!?!?!?!?!!!
( ˃ D˂) WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! IS IT MY INTERNET THAT SUCKS SHIT OR IS IT THE FUCKING SERVER FOR FUCKING BRAWL? I JUST WANT TO FIGHT PEOPLE AND BEAT THEM TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF, BUT IT LAGS SO MUCH OR I GET TOLD THAT THE PLAYERS WERE DISCONNECTED FROM ME! FUCK!
( ˃ D˂) YOU'RE ALL FUCKING YELLING AND I HAVE A HEADACHE.
( ˃ D˂) THAT DAMNED ROOM IN SUPER METROID WHERE YOU HAVE TO WALL JUMP TO GET OUT
( ˃ D˂) >>268 didn't change his oil frequently enough and generally take care of his properly.
( ˃ D˂) WHY DO PEOPLE THINK YOUTUBE IS AN ACCEPTABLE PLACE TO GO TO LISTEN TO MUSIC?
( ˃ D˂) I WANT TO LISTEN TO A SONG ON YOUTUBE BUT I CAN ONLY FIND TWO VERSIONS--THE "VEVO" VERSION THAT NEVER LOADS AND JUST SPINS THE "LOADING" ANIMATION FOREVER, AND THE SQUEAKY-VOICED TEENAGE PRAT TRYING TO DO A "COVER" VERSION WITH HIS DA'S GUITAR, THREE CHORDS, AND A LEATHER JACKET BUT NEGLECTED TO PUT "I HAVE NO DETECTABLE TALENT" IN THE DESCRIPTION! GRAAAAAAAHHHH
( ˃ D˂) THAT DOG WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MY MOM WANTS ME TO SHOOT IT
( ˃ D˂) IT'S NOT THE DOG'S FAULT IT'S A COCK BUT I DO WANT TO SHOOT THE NEIGHBORS WHO DON'T TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEIR DOG
( ί -ί) Responsible owners don't let their dogs bark all day. It's a behavioral thing that an owner can fix.
( ˃ D˂) JESUS FUCK THERE IT GOES AGAIN
( ˃ D˂) FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE YOU!!
( ˃ D˂) I DIDN'T NOTICE ALL THE POSTS ABOUT FURRIES UNTIL >>270 POINTED THEM OUT!
( ˃ D˂) I'M NOTICING ALL THE POSTS ABOUT FURRIES WAY MORE THAN I PROBABLY SHOULD!
( ˃ D˂) http://www.fchan.us
( ˃ D˂) MY CAR HAS MAJOR ENGINE PROBLEMS AND IT HAS LESS THAN 100,000 MILES!
( ˃ D˂) I NEED TO POOP, BUT DON'T WANT TO LEAVE MY SEAT! THESE ARE MY BEST PANTS, TOO!
( ˃ D˂) THERE ARE OVER TEN THREADS I LIKE ON DQN, BUT I CAN'T KEEP THEM ALL ON THE FRONT PAGE!
( ˃ D˂) GOING TO A STREET FAIR WITH ONLY FOUR DOLLARS IN MY WALLET!
( ˃ D˂) ANYTHING TO DO WITH MICROSOFT WORD!
( ˃ D˂) BOOKS TYPESET WITH MICROSOFT WORD!
( ˃ D˂) giquution? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CAPTCHA IS THAT?
( ˃ D˂) CHEAP MILK THAT TASTES LIKE SHIT! LITERALLY!
( ˃ D˂) 3D MODELING PACKAGES THAT DON'T SUPPORT ACCURACY TO AT LEAST SIX DECIMAL PLACES!!
( ˃ D˂)LIKE MODO!!!!!!!
( ˃ D˂) I have semen in my sinuses.
( ˃ D˂) I WAS GOING TO VOTE THE STRAIGHT DEMOCRATIC TICKET BUT I GOT FUCKING MUGGED AND THE COPS NEVER FOUND THE BASTARD SO I'M VOTING REPUBLICAN FROM NOW ON OUT OF SHEER HATE!!!!!
( ˃ D˂) I can't get away with beating/stabbing some worthless piece of shit to death! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY STOLEN TV BACK?!
( ˃ D˂) WHY DID I CLICK ON A LINK TO E621.NET AJDHFJKHFSJFLKAHSDJFLLJKFHA FUUUUUUUUUCK
( ˃ D˂) I CAN'T GET MYSELF BANNED FROM 4CHAN BECAUSE I ALREADY AM BANNED FROM 4CHAN!!!!!
( ί -ί) Thanks >>253, but I'm still angry.
( ˃ D˂) FICK MEIN LEBEN.FICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICKFICK DICH.
( <t>) also, isn't Mittens a girl?
( ˃ D˂) That better be ANGRY SEX!!!
( ˃-D-) GUUUUYYYYYS!
( L`) <3 mittens
MY BIRTHDAY WHISKY'S ALMOST RAN OUT AND I'VE BEEN BIRTHED FOR FIVE MONTHS NOW
( ˃ D˂) IKAMUSUME IS DELAYED
( ˃ D˂) MY GODDAMN TOE HURTS LIKE FUCK AMD I JUST LOST ON TOEHOE.
( ˃ D˂) MY FUCKING ANKLES HURT GODDAMMIT
( ˃ D˂) HAVING OVER FIVE DOLLARS WORTH OF USELESS CANADIAN COINS LEFT OVER AFTER USING A COINSTAR MACHINE!
( ˃ D˂) THAT WHORE WITH THE BOUNCY TITS JUST FLIPPED ME OFF!
( ˃ D˂) STOP ASKING "WHY" QUESTIONS THERE'S ALREADY A THREAD FOR THAT YOU MENTAL MIDGETS!
( ˃ D˂) WHY DID I HAVE TO GO AND INTRODUCE (╬ ಠvಠ) TO THIS THREAD NOW THERE'S AN ARGUMENT ABOUT HIM HE JUST WANTS TO EXPRESS HIMSELF YOU KNOW
( ˃ D˂) WHY MUST THE DQN ELECTRONICS GUYS USE THIS THREAD FOR THEIR SELF-PROMOTION?????
( ˃ D˂) WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I FIND DQN ELECTRONICS VOL 10?????
(╬ ಠvಠ) I MISSPELLED MY CAPTCHA. GOD FUCKING NIGGER LICKING PUSSY TITS!
(╬ ಠvಠ) >>233 FAILED TO POST A HEADSHOT!! IMMA BREAKKA YOUR FACE!!!
this is funny
( ˃ D˂) NICHOLAS CAGE SU-
actually I usually enjoy his performances.
(╬ ಠvಠ) FACE SELECTION WAR! GRR! SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE STARRING NICHOLAS CAGE!
( ˃ D˂) I'VE BEEN WORKING IN FACTORIES ALL MY LIFE BUT THIS YOUNG UPSTART THINKS HE KNOWS MORE THAN ME JUST BECAUSE I'M NEW AT THIS FACTORY
(╬ ಠvಠ) I WORK IN A FACTORY BUT I'M THE YOUNGEST PERSON THERE SO THEY TREAT ME LIKE I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING WHEN IN REALITY I'VE BEEN THERE LONGER THAN A LOT OF THESE OTHER PEOPLE.
( ˃ D˂) TALKING POO HATS PISS ME OFF!!!
(╬ ಠvಠ) INJURING MY PENIS DURING MASTURBATION
(╬ ಠvಠ) SPESS MEHREENS ARE ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME
I'M SO ANGRY I'M INCOHERENT, BADGER CUNT DICKS BITCH SHITCOCK GAR GAR GAR
(╬ ಠvಠ) SCREW THAT WHINY CRY BABY FACE! I WANT TO USE THE ONE THAT'S SO ANGRY HE'S ABOUT TO BLOW A BLOOD VESSEL!
( ˃ D˂) BUTT ITCH!!!
(╬ ಠvಠ) PEOPLE USING THIS FUCKING THING OVER ( ˃ D˂)
(╬ ಠvಠ) shoehorning a 15+ year-old video game that was designed for software rendering into an OpenGL port and making it look WORSE in the process
(╬ ಠvಠ) Half of PHP being HURR DEPRECATED and DURR OBSOLETE every few versions because it's trying to be something it wasn't designed to be.
( ˃ D˂) gINTERNET COMMUNITYh DOES NOT EXIST WE CANfT HAVE NICE THINGS
( ˃ D˂) I'M TIRED OF EVERY INTERNET COMMUNITY SUCCUMBING TO IDIOCY
( ˃ D˂) NOW I'M MOST DEPRESSED AND SAD WHERE I ONCE WAS BLITHE AND GLAD
( ˃ D˂) I COULD TRIP ABOUT THE TOWN BOTH TRIM AND NEATLY
( ˃ D˂) I WAS HAPPY NIGHT AND MORN BUT FROM ALL SUCH JOYS I'M SHORN
( ˃ D˂) SINCE I FELL SO DEEP IN LOVE WITH SALLY WHEATLEY
( ˃ D˂) AND IT'S AH DEAR ME WHAT AM I GAN TO DAE
( ˃ D˂) SALLY STOLE AWAY MY HEART COMPLETELY
( ˃ D˂) AND I'LL NEVER GET IT BACK FOR SHE GANS WITH MR BLACK
( ˃ D˂) AND THEY SAY HE'S GOING TO MARRY SALLY WHEATLEYIIIII
DQN you're so fucking cute and sweet
>I was breastfed until I was nine.
( ί -ί) ..
( ί -ί) lucky fuck
( ί -ί) Uhm, something that people don't necessarily know I do is write poetry. And, uh, I'd like to give one a bash. I mostly write it for, you know, a sort of therapy, to get some feelings off my chest. Anyway this is a poem about anger. It's called 'Angry', or, in brackets, (feet).
( ί -ί) Sometimes I get a bit angry, but you couldn't tell, no you couldn't tell, unless you looked real closely. Sometimes I get a bit angry, but it's alright, yes, it's alright because I keep it out of sight, inside.. deep.. inside.
( ί -ί) I was breastfed until I was nine. Breastfed til I was nine.. til I was nine.. Which my
( ˃ D˂) QUACK!
( ί -ί) ..doctor says is fine. And he also says I deal with anger better if I wrote about myself in a poem or a letter. My mother was a
( ˃ D˂) STUPID BITCH!
( ί -ί) ..caring lady. She taught me all I know, although I was a little slow, she never gave up, she never let me SLUT down. Although she spent a lot of time at the neighbour's house when my dad was out of town.
( ί -ί) I didn't walk til I was 7 or talk til I was 10 but neither did Napoleon according to my
( ˃ D˂) QUACK!
( ί -ί) ..doctor, who has certificates in frames to substantiate his
( ˃ D˂) DODGY FUCKING
( ί -ί) ..claims. My father left my mother for the love of a
( ˃ D˂) POONTANG!
( ί -ί) And I have a b-
( ˃ D˂) BASTARD!
( ί -ί) ..brother who I've never really known because my dad moved up to Queensland and he doesn't have a
( ˃ D˂) BULLSHIT, YOU FAT FUCK!
( ί -ί) ..telephone. In primary school I had trouble making
( ˃ ˂) ASHTRAYS!
( ί -ί) ..friends. An issue which has become somewhat of a trend, the origin of which I can not pretend as not perplex me. Although my
( ˃ D˂) QUACK!
( ί -ί) ..doctor says it's cool and that loads of
( ˃ D˂) FAT PRICK!
( ˃ D˂) SHUT UP I'M NOT FAT!
( ί -ί) ..kids at school have problems with communication and that of course medication would be wise and combined with more honest self-expression could help me with my issues with emotional repression. And at a 180 bucks a session, I think I'll take the
( ˃ D˂) THIEVING QUACK BASTARD!
( ί -ί) ..chap's advice. So, I quite like
( ˃ D˂) PORN!
( ί -ί) ..photography.. and books on
( ˃ D˂) GUNS!
( ί -ί) ..history. And I'd like to be a
( ί ί) POLITICIAN!
( ί -ί) ..vet. And I find that as I get older and more in control of my violent tendencies and when I die
( ˃ D˂) KILL!
( ί -ί) ..d-die, I'll have no regrets. And I feel that all this writing is really
( ˃ D˂) PUFFY!
( ί -ί) ..exciting. And my
( ˃ D˂) QUACK!
( ί -ί) ..m-my
( ˃ D˂) QUACK!
( ί -ί) DOCTOR would be proud because I feel a lot less angry and I'm saying stuff out loud and I'm letting anger out. Like today in our last session when I taught the
( ˃ D˂) QUACK!
( ί -ί) a lesson, cause he said I'm not progressing, said I wasn't moving forward so I said..
( ί -ί) Well let's see how you move without your fucking legs.
( ί -ί) And I tied him to his chair and I pulled out my machete and I listened to him beg and then I cut his fucking feet off. While he lay there bleeding, I used his feet..
( ί -ί) ..to kick him in the head.
( ˃ D˂) I've been very sad lately fellow dokyuns, I wonder if someone will ever acknowledge my feelings and lend a helping hand - Sigh...
( ˃ D˂) I DON'T HAVE A JOB NOR AMBITIONS!
(@@ @ ) I DON'T HAVE A FACE!
( ˃ D˂) I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!
( ˃ D˂) MY GIRLFRIEND KEEPS HURTING MY FACE!
( ˃ D˂) I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY BECAUSE OF THE KOREANS
( ˃ D˂) WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP POSTING THESE FUCKING ADDRESSES
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( ˃ D˂) WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THOSE ARE GUYS ARE SO MUCH MORE LEGIT THAN YOU ARE!
>>186,188,189,191,193
( ˃ D˂) I REALLY HATE YOU RIGHT ABOUT NOW
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( ˃ D˂) I'M ANGRY!!
( ˃ D˂) AMERICA HAS JUST JOINED THE FUCKING SOCIALIST FUCKING REVOLUTION DUMB FUCKING BASTARDS
( ˃ D˂) FUCK I FEEL OLD
( ˃ D˂) WIPE YOUR GODDAMN ASS YOU SMELL LIKE A TEXAS SEWER IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER
( ˃ D˂) XKCD ISN'T THAT CLEVER STOP SHOVING IT IN MY FACE YOU PRETENTIOUS INTELLECTUAL WANNABES
( ˃ D˂) DAMMIT CRONTAB SENDS ME TOO MANY EMAILS
( ί -ί) Or, if deities count, nuclear physics.
( ˃ D˂) DAMMIT, THE WORLD'S OLDEST PROFESSION IS NOT PROSTITUTION! IT'S TAXONOMY!
( ˃ D˂) NOBODY POSTS ANYTHING FUNNY IN THE REI'S DINOR THREADS ANY MORE
( ˃ D˂) IM NOT UR GIRLFREND IM UR SISTER
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE GETTING UPTIGHT JUST BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND'S A BIT YOUNG
( ˃ D˂) FFFFFUCK DA WIFE
( ˃ D˂) I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYING THE VISUAL NOVEL I ORDERED FROM JAPAN TODAY BUT I FOUND OUT MY ORDER DIDN'T GO THROUGH EARLIER THIS WEEK SO I HAVE TO WAIT A FEW MORE DAYS!
( ˃ D˂) MY DOG AND CAT KEEP VOMITING!
( ˃ D˂) GODDAMN HEAD COLD GO AWAY ALREADY
( ˃ D˂) BEING TIRED AND SHIT TO DO AND INSOMNIA AT 8 AM IN THE MORNING
( ˃ D˂) I GOT A MOUTH INFECTION FROM DRUG ABUSE LAST NIGHT
( ˃ D˂) I tried to think of something to post in the "( ί °ί) Post mildly uplifting things" thread, but couldn't think of anything!
( ˃ D˂) I DON'T HAVE SHIT TO DO TODAY!
( ˃ D˂) I WANT AN UNAGI FARM IN MY HOME!
( ˃ D˂) I FUCKING WISH I HAD A FISHTANK!
( ˃ D˂) GIRLS PRETENDING TO BE HOT GIRLS IN THE INTERNET!!
( ˃ D˂) GUYS PRETENDING TO BE GIRLS IN THE INTERNET!
( ˃ D˂) GIRLS!
I DUN WANNA GROW UP I WANNA BE A CABBAGE PATCH KID
FUCK
( ˃ D˂) >>145 FUCK YOU FASCIST NIGGER
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
( ˃ D˂) LOL MY CAPTCHA WAS HOUSH
( ˃ D˂) THE ENDING OF KAMEN RIDER DECADE
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING DOWN AND FUCKING UP ARE NOT OPPOSITE THINGS, SOMEHOW. THAT MAKES ME SOOOOOOO ANGRY!
( ˃ D˂) THE ONLINE GAME I WANT TO PLAY IS FUCKING DOWN
>>143
( ˃ D˂) WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL HERE NOBODY LIKES YOU
>>135
( ˃ D˂) WHY ARE YOU A FASCIST MACNIGGER GO YIFF IN HELL WITH ALL THE OTHER MACNIGGERS YOU FUCKING FREAK OF NATURE
( ˃ D˂) I JUST REALIZED LAME CONFESSIONS WAS THE NEXT THREAD DOWN WHEN I CLICKED REPLY
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
( ˃ D˂) MY IRREPLACEABLE EXPENSIVE IMPORTED WATCH HAS A SHORT AND MAY BE TOTALLY BROKEN AND THIS IS THE FIRST PLACE I WENT TO VENT ABOUT IT, AND ON TOP OF THAT THE LAME CONFESSIONS THREAD IS LOW ENOUGH FOR ME TO NOT WANT TO BUMP IT BY CROSSPOSTING THE STATEMENT THAT THIS IS THE FIRST PLACE I WOULD GO TO VENT ABOUT SOMETHING
( >A<) I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TYPE CYRILLIC LETTERS
( ˃ D˂) YOU JUST HAD TO RUIN THE COMEDIC TIMING BY CONTINUING THE GAG FOR TOO LONG, DIDN'T YOU? GRAHHHHHH!
(`DL) WHYYYYY DIDN'T YOU BUMP YOUR THREAD SO THAT MAYBE THE REST OF US COULD POST IN IT, >>137?
(`DL) WHYYYYYY DOESN'T ANYONE LIKE MY THREAD ANYMORE?
( ˃ D˂) WHY DO PEOPLE LAUGH AT ME JUST BECAUSE I USE SAFARI
( ˃ D˂) WHY DOES ANYONE USE THAT GARBAGE BROWSER FIREFOX I REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS CALLED "NUTSCRAPE"
That sounds uncomfortable, awkward, somewhat terrifying, and strangely arousing. I think I need to make an appointment with an urologist.
( ˃ D˂) WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T MOZILLA HAVE FIREFOX 2.9 ON THEIR WEBSITE I CAN'T FUCKING USE THE HISTORY ON VERSION 3 THIS IS BULLSHIT
( ˃ D˂) TODAY A UROLOGIST SCANNED MY BLADDER BY RUBBING A MACHINE ON MY NO-NO ZONE. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
( ˃ D˂) @#$%!!!! JUST @#$%!!!!!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE CALL ME AN ANUS, BUT I AM NOT AN ANUS! I CAN INSURE YOU!
( ˃ D˂) JUST MOTHERFUCK UP THE ASS.
( ˃ D˂) HURRY UP AND GO TO YOUR STUPID YOGA SO I CAN PLAY MY MANDOLIN
( ˃ D˂) I JUST LEARNED ABOUT TED KENNEDY BEING DEAD FROM >>125!!
( ˃ D˂) THEN I WENT ON WIKIPEDIA TO CONFIRM IT!!!!!!!
( ˃ D˂) BOB NOVAK DIED OF THE EXACT SAME THING!!!!
( ˃ D˂) TED KENNEDY IS DEAD! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
( ˃ D˂) WELL IT'S NOT LIKE WE LIVE IN A POST-SCARCITY SOCIETY WE STILL HAVE TO BUDGET OUR MITTEN MONEY JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!!! MODERN MECHANIZED MITTEN MANUFACTURE HAS MADE PRODUCTS AVAILABLE FOR CHEAPER THAN EVER AND YET AT THE COST OF SOCIETY'S SOULLLLLLLLL!!!!!
( ˃ D˂) IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE MITTENS, WE HAD TO USE LINT RATIONS, AND THAT'S IF WE WERE LUCKY-GOD DAMN IT.
( ˃ D˂) YOU WHINY ASSHOLES DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING NEAR WASHINGTON DC THIS TOWN IS SO FUCKING SELF CENTERED JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND IT AND YET THEY CAN'T BE ARSED TO CARE ABOUT ANYTHING MORE THAN 10 MILES AWAY AND THE TOWN ITSELF IS A CRIME-RIDDEN HELLHOLE WITH A CORRUPT POLITICAL MACHINE IN CHARGE OF THE TOWN'S MACHINATIONS THAT WANT A CONGRESSIONAL SEAT WITHOUT GIVING US A FUCKING REASON WHY THOSE WASTES OF OXYGEN DESERVE IT CONSIDERING THE PLACE WASN'T SO BAD BEFORE THEY CAME INTO POWER AND
( ί -ί) holy shit, I need a cigarette or something.
>>120 ( ˃ D˂) YOU DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD YOU HAVE IT. IN LOS ANGELES IT NEVER RAINS. MY SKIN IS DRY ALL THE TIME. WATER IS THE CORNERSTONE OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION, YOU SHOULD ENJOY IT.
( ˃ D˂) EVERY TIME I NEED TO DO SOMETHING OUTDOORS AN INSANE AMOUNT OF RAIN FALLS! FUCK FLORIDA! THERE ARE TOO MANY OTHER THINGS IN THIS FUCKING STATE THAT PISS ME OFF! SO MANY THINGS I WOULD NEED AN ENCYCLOPEDIA TO LIST THEM!
( ˃ D˂) NOT BEING ALLOWED TO PLAY GUITAR BECAUSE OF MY NEIGHBOURS AND MY PAPERY WALLS
( ˃ D˂) OKAY LET'S BE ANGRY FOR A FEW MORE POSTS UNTIL IT FADES INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE THREAD
( ˃ D˂) WHY DID YOU BUMP THIS THREAD, >>113 WAS ME AND IS NO LONGER RELEVANT
(╬ಠϋuಠ) SPENDING THREE DAYS LOOKING FOR MY FUCKING FACE!!!!!
( ˃ D˂) HIPPY HOP???
( ˃ ˂) I REALLY HAVE NOTHING TO BE ANGRY ABOUT MY SUN IN MY LIFE HAS FINALLY CAME OUT FROM BEHIND THE CLOUDS
( LΦ`) Kids these days with their short skirts and their hippy hop.
( ˃ D˂) FUCK
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING 100 MINUTES UNTIL I HAVE TO GO TO WORK
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING VARIATIONS ON A THEME
( ˃ D˂) BEING ANGRY IS MY SHTICK AND THAT JUST MAKES ME DOWNRIGHT ANGRY.
( ˃ D˂) VICIOUS CYCLES
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING BEDBUGS I JUST WANT TO SLEEP GAAAAAAAAAA
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING FAGGOT SHIT FUCK I FUCKING HATE SUSHI FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
( ˃ D˂) GOD DAMMIT SHUT UP YOU BIG BABY
>>100
( ˃ D˂) BECAUSE YOU'RE A TRANSVESTITE.
>>93
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>>96
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WHY THE FUCK IM STILL IN THIS CURSED THING?
( ˃ D˂) I TRIED SO HARD
( ˃ D˂) AND GOT
( ˃ D˂) SO FAR
( ˃ D˂) AND IN
( ˃ D˂) THE
( ˃ D˂) END
( ˃ D˂) IT
( ˃ D˂) DOESN'T
( ˃ D˂) EVEN
( ζD˂) Mζζζζ
( ˃ D˂) THEN SOMEONE WILL SAY WHAT IS LOST CAN NEVER BE SAVED
( ˃ D˂) WINDOWS ME WAS A SHIT OS WHY THE FUCK IS SPARKY4 STILL USING IT
( ˃ D˂) WHAT THE HELL
( ˃ D˂) I ALSO THINK THAT SPARKY4 IS POSSIBLY ESQ IN DISGUISE I MEAN WHAT THE FUCKIGNJDSFHLSKFHSKLJFHLASFHASLKJFHKJDHASLKJFLFHLFKASDH
( ˃ D˂) DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I'M STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE
( ˃ D˂) SPARKY4 CLEARLY DOESN'T GRASP THE SPIRIT OF THE ELITIST SUPERSTRUCTURE.
( ˃ D˂) YOU MUST NOT BE ONE OF THE ELITE!
( ˃ D˂) GO ATTENTION WHORE SOMEWHERE ELSE, LIKE 4CHAN.
>>87
NO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>87
NO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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( ˃ D˂) GRAMMAR NAZIS
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ Bad grammar.
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING TRIPCODE USERS ARE SHITTING UP DQN
( ˃ D˂) GODDAMNED yΞΤ(4 ^^)z ~c!!!!!! HE IS A MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT!
( ˃ D˂) 1993 WILL NEVER ENDE
( ˃ D˂) NOTHING IS NEW ON THE INTERNET
( ˃ D˂) THIS WEBSIGHT IS A RIPOFF OF "4CHAN"
( ˃ D˂) TROLLS
( ˃ D˂) NO IT'S NOT WILL YOU QUIT FUCKING SAYING THAT YOU'RE ANNOYING I BET YOU'RE THE SAME CUNT THAT ALWAYS COMPLAINS ABOUT DQN BEING SLOW FIND ANOTHER FUCKING SUPERSTRUCTURE IF YOU'RE SO UNHAPPY WITH THE THREADS AND PEOPLE HERE JESUS CHRIST
( ˃ D˂) THIS THREAD IS A RIP OFF OF "WHY?"
( ˃ D˂) I CAN'T FIND THE NEW TEAM NEKOKAN ALBUM!!
( T DT) WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST GET ALONGGGGG
( ί Dί) WAIT, I CAN SEE IT NOW
( ˃ D˂) ANIME IS THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING
( ˃ D˂) 13-YEAR-OLD GIRLS SPOUTING MEMES AND CLAIMING TO BE A VOICE ACTRESS AFTER RECORDING THEIR OWN ANIME FANDUBS
( ˃ D˂) I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE INTOLERANT
( ˃ D˂) FUCK YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN PILL BIT
( ˃ D˂) WHERE WERE YOU GOING WITH THAT STUPID BIT ANYWAY?
( ˃ D˂) DON'T BOTHER TO TELL ME, I'M SURE IT WOULD HAVE SUCKED!!
( ˃ D˂) FEELINGS AND THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THEM.
( ˃ D˂) I ATE TOO MUCH BACON AND IT HURTS COMING OUT
(EΦE ) not that i did that or anything
>>59
( EΦE) look on the bright side... the dentist will probably give you sedatives and percocet, and if you weather it out on sedatives alone you can sell the percs for $20 a pill
( ˃ D˂) MY FUCKING WISDOM TEETH ARE COMING IN BUT THEY'RE COMING IN FUCKING SIDEWAYS SO THEY NEED TO COME OUT LIKE RIGHT NOW AND OH GOD DENTAL SURGERY
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO FUCK WIT THE WU-TANG
( ˃ D˂) POSTING IN THE WRONG THREAD
( ˃ D˂) WHORES, ALL OF YOU
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO SAY ALL HIP HOP IS BAD BASED ON THEIR EXPERIENCE WITH MODERN HIP HOP
( ˃ D˂) MODERN HIP-HOP
( E-E) Grr.
( ˃ D˂) READING >>45 WHILE LISTENING TO DJ SHARPNEL - ICQ (C-TYPE REMIX)
( ˃ D˂) SWITZERLAND IMPORTS 4/5S OF ITS WHEAT FROM INDIA WHILE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STARVING TO DEATH THERE
( ˃ D˂) RELIGIOUS AND ATHEISTIC EXTREMISTS!!!
( ˃ D˂) BLACK METAL
( ˃ D˂) AT A TIME LIKE THIS WHY DO I HAVE TO DISCOVER THAT I HAVE NO PREPARATION H?!
( ˃ D˂) THIS THREAD SUCKED TO BEGIN WITH, DON'T YOU GET IT?
( ˃ D˂) DUMBASSES THAT WOULD RUIN THIS BY YELLING "C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER" OR SOME SHIT
( ˃ D˂) COPY AND PASTE THREADS!
( ˃ D˂) COPY AND PASTE THREADS!
( ˃ D˂) COPY AND PASTE THREADS!
( ˃ D˂) SHITTY BANDS DOING BAD COVERS OF GOOD SONGS
( ˃ D˂) I PAYED 50 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR THESE HEAD PHONES AND THEY'RE TOO FUCKING LOUD AND THEY DON'T HAVE MANUAL VOLUME CONTROL SO TO ADJUST THE VOLUME I HAVE TO USE THE VOLUME CONTROL PANEL AND IT'S SUCH A FUCKING HASSLE GOD DAMN IT THIS IS RUINING MY HEARING
( ˃ D˂) UNCOMFORTABLE SHOES!
( ˃ D˂) JEWS!
>>23 ( ˃ D˂) I ALREADY LOOKED INTO THAT AND EVEN SELECTED THE VARIABLE DAY SELECTOR AND THE TICKETS ARE STILL TOO DAMNED EXPENSIVE!
( ˃ D˂) YOUR THREAD DIED LET IT GO ALREADY FAGGO
(ίDί) Cheap knockoffs of MY threads! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
( ˃ D˂) MY FACE IS FUCKING STRAINED SO HARD
( ˃ D˂) RAGHRRRRAGRARGRAGHRARHRGRRRH.
( ˃ D˂) I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET
( ί -ί) You can get cheaper tickets by flying Wednesday to Wednesday more often than not.
( ˃ D˂) DUMBASS!!!
( ˃ D˂) WHY DO PLANE TICKETS FROM MY HOME TO JAPAN HAVE TO COST SO FUCKING MUCH?! WHY CAN'T MEXICO AND JAPAN SORT OF TRADE PLACES SO I CAN AFFORD JAPAN?!
( ˃ D˂) IF MY FACE WERE A PRESIDENT IT WOULD BE HARRY S. TRUMAN
( ˃ D˂) THIS MAY BE THE BEST THREAD YET, WHY AREN'T THERE ANY BETTER THREADS!?!?
( ί ί) This may be my best thread yet!
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING BASTARD SCRATCHED MY GODDAMN CAR
( ˃ D˂) yΞΤ(4 ^^)z ~c!AZWpeumso.!!0LtDRJ3D ON IICHAN
( ˃ D˂) CRAPPY ENDINGS
( ˃ D˂) I WANT AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF PITA BREAD
( ˃ D˂) CORY IS A STUPID NAME
( ˃ D˂) CORY'S IN MY HOUSE
( ˃ D˂) CRAAAAAAWWWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!
( ˃ D˂) COLLEGE INTERNET HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!
( ˃ D˂) I'D RATHER LET A BUFFALO TAKE A DIARRHEA DUMP IN MY EAR THAN LISTEN TO THIS!
( ˃ D˂) I'M ONLY ANGRY BECAUSE FEEL UNLOVED
( ˃ D˂) I'M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE GUY ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW ME.
( ˃ D˂) I JUST HAVE A REALLY LOUD VOICE AND SOMETHING IN MY EYE.
( ˃ D˂) IF I HERE "LET IT SNOW" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME
( ˃ D˂) FUCK FRIDAYS
( ˃ D˂) THIS FAMILY STIIINKS