( ˃ „D˂) Post Angry Things!! (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 17:27

( ˃ „D˂) MITTENS SUCK!

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 14:54

( ˃ „D˂) DIFFERENTIATION IS NOT THAT HARD, GOD DAMN IT!

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 15:21

( ˃ „D˂) MY SINK IS BROKEN.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6801 00:17

( ˃ „D˂) >>521, "AND WHILE I CAN NEVER BE CERTAIN" CANNOT STAND AS A SENTENCE IN ITS OWN RIGHT, WHICH IS WHY IT IS A MISUSE OF A SEMICOLON; THOUGH IF YOU HAVE A HEADACHE AS WELL,

( ί -ί) well... that's okay, I guess.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6806 20:09

( ˃ „D˂) I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY KILLING THREADS!

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 00:08

( ˃ „D˂) I'M GOING TO DIE!

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 15:02

( ˃ „D˂) MY SUBCONSCIOUS HATES ME

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 22:27

( ˃ „D˂) MP3 FILENAMES THAT DON'T BEGIN WITH THE TRACK NUMBER!

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 23:37

( ˃ „D˂) mp3 filenames in this format: Track - Artist! "Shit by Arse" MY ASS!!

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 00:09

( ˃ „D˂) MY PARENTS HAVEN'T PAID TO TUNE OR OTHERWISE MAINTAIN THEIR PIANO FOR TEN FUCKING YEARS

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 10:20

( ˃ „D˂) MATHS IS TERRIBLE!

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 12:07

( ˃ „D˂) PEOPLE HATING ON MATHS!

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 20:42

( ˃ „D˂) CAT PLANET IS TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME!

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 20:46

( ˃ „D˂) I KEEP DYING IN THE LAVA ON CAT PLANET!

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 00:27

( ˃ „D˂) WHY NEKOMIMI ON A YOUNG HANDSOME MAN ISN'T SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE??

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 19:54

( ˃ „D˂) I SHOULD HAVE ORDERED THE OTHER SKIRT!

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 15:44

( ˃ „D˂) I'M GETTING OLD!

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 17:53

( ˃ „D˂) I'M GETTING FAT!

539 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6819 18:06

( ˃ „D˂) GM of [FUN] World Domination Game [EVIL] is biased! What a jerk! He also knows nothing about infrastructure of an actual, real world, Russia and is to lazy to research. I mean, bombing Ulan Bator and Astana is like farting into a silencer. What a dumb choice! Vladivostok on the other hand is an important port town. Also Moscow and St. Petersburg have a heavy anti-air and anti-missile defense and successfully nuking them is virtually impossible. And considering the fact that the rest of Russia is doing its best to move to these cities, the damage of a described attack would be MINIMAL. DO YOU RESEARCH FIRST, YOU GM JERK, OR AT LEAST CONSULT OTHER PEOPLE!! THIS GAME IS UNREALISTIC AND ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL!

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 18:28

( ˃ „D˂) THAT POKEMON ASSHOLE IS BACK!

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 18:35

>>539
First of all, I will freely admit that I am indeed biased. It is absolutely impossible to make these things "fair" so I'm not going to pretend that the game is or ever was.

Madagascartown asked for even distribution, so I thought it best to bomb countries other than Russia as well. I chose the Russian cities based on this list and every other city was the capital of a large country you own. I don't know shit about the relative importance of Russian cities or Moscow's anti-air defences; why would I?

Also, as I mentioned in a previous post, most outcomes are based on dice rolls or coin flips. In this case, I rolled a die, with the greater the number the more successful the attack. It rolled a five.

Look, you still have ten nukes, an entire army and, most importantly, a very powerful ally. Nonetheless, I'll concede that you know a lot more about this topic than I do so if it'll stop you throwing a tantrum then I'll go back and change it so that Moscow and St Petersberg are not bombed. How does that sound?

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 19:17

>>539
chuckles

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 20:33

I'M HIDEOUS!

544 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6819 21:54

>>541

>why would you

( ˃ „D˂) WHY WOULD YOU? Are you as ignorant as everyone?! It's a general knowledge; it's something that puts GM above the players. Good GM basks in their insignificance and their dependence on you while knowing that it's actually true.

( ˃ „D˂) AND DONT YOU DARE TO CHANGE WHAT HAS BEEN DONE! I AM NOT IN THAT GAME, I'M NOT FOLLOWING IT AND I GOT ALL WORKED UP JUST FOR GIGGLES, IS IT SO HARD TO GET?!

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 00:40

( ˃ „D˂) PEOPLE ATTACKING ESPEONLAND!
( ˃ „D˂) WHAT DID ESPEON EVER DO TO YOU LITTLE PRICKS?!
( ˃ „D˂) I WANT TO SEE BLOOD!!! BLOOD WILL RAIN!
( ˃ „D˂) *drinks another bottle of vodka*
( ˃ „D˂) GREY, YOU BETTER NOT BETRAY ME!!!!!

546 Name: Sir "Uh Oh"!!PqOyN3hR : 1993-09-6820 00:42

(Also, for a note: I am not Espeon. You don't have to undo nukes or anything because my darling is a bit upset. Thanks for the great job you're doing for the game.)

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 04:31

( ˃ „D˂) ESPEON DERAILING THE GOD DAMN THREAD

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 17:29

( ˃ „D˂) People derailing the thread and blaming it on me!
( ˃ „D˂) People not thinking before posting!!

549 Name: 548!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6820 17:30

( ˃ „D˂) Forgetting to post with my own goddamn tripcode!

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 18:13

( ˃ „D˂) I WANT TACOS

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 19:52

( ˃ „D˂) I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CROSSDRESS CONVINCINGLY!

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 21:15

( ˃ „D˂) Not seeing my love all summer!

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 22:16

( ˃ „D˂) I FINALLY GOT OVER GETTING DUMPED BY A GUY, WITHOUT STARTING TO HATE HIM, ONLY TO REALIZE HOW MUCH I LIKE HIM AFTER ALL.

( ˃ „D˂) I EVEN FELT SOME BUTTERFLIES WHILE THINKING ABOUT HIM. WHAT THE HELL, BRAIN?

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 00:34

( ˃ „D˂) I CAN'T STOP RIPPING MY HAIR OUT!

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 07:58

( ˃ „D˂) I BET SHE ISN'T EVEN HERE TODAY!

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 21:40

( ˃ „D˂) I FORGOT MY PGP KEY PASSWORD

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 22:01

( ˃ „D˂) I CANNOT BEAR THE SOUND OF MY OWN VOICE!

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 03:01

( ˃ „D˂) I'M JUST A DUMB NEWBIE!

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 09:55

( ˃ „D˂) I WISH I KNEW MY GRADES BECAUSE I WILL FEEL SICK UNTIL I KNOW THEM

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 14:51

( ˃ „D˂) EVERYTHING TAKES EFFORT!

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 20:06

( ˃ „D˂) I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT!

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 13:46

( ˃ „D˂) I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS CAUSING THESE RANDOM AUDIO DROPOUTS ON MY COMPUTER AND I'M SUPPOSED TO PLAY LIVE NEXT WEEK

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 14:36

( ˃ „D˂) >>562 WINDOWS 7'S DEFAULT SETTING OF REDUCING AUDIO VOLUME WHEN IT DETECTS SOME KIND OF "COMMUNICATION" IS SO ANNOYING!

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 17:11

( ˃ „D˂) THAT FUCKING NIGGER THREAD KEEPS GETTING BUMPED BY ONE OR TWO ASSHOLES WHO CANNOT TAKE A HINT!

565 Name: tes : 1993-09-6825 17:37

http://www.google.co.id/search?q=http%3A%2F%2F4%C3%971.net&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:id:official&client=firefox-a

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 18:45

( ˃ „D˂) KAOMOJI IN WINDOWS LOOK STUPID COMPARED TO HOW I'M USED TO SEEING THEM WITH MONA!

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 00:14

( ˃ „D˂) I have to work to get money because I feel guilty leeching off my parents!

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:21

( ˃ „D˂) UBUNTU

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:37

( ˃ „D˂) ITUNES

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 09:08

( ˃ „D˂) YOU

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 09:33

( ˃ „D˂) FOOT CRAMPS! FOOT CRAMPS! ARGHHHGHG

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 16:54

( ˃ „D˂) POETRY IS TOO PRETENTIOUS AND COMPLETELY OBFUSCATES ANY POINT IT TRIES TO MAKE!

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 19:48

( ˃ „D˂) COMING FROM A LOW-CONTEXT CULTURE MAKES ME LOOK LIKE AN ASS MOST OF THE TIME WHEN VISITING A HIGH-CONTEXT CULTURE!

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 20:51

( ˃ „D˂) PEOPLE WHO FEEL THAT POETRY IS PRETENTIOUS!!

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 21:03

( ˃ „D˂) YOU IDIOTS RUINED IT! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING! YOU PEOPLE FOLLOW ME ALL OVER THE INTERNET AND RUIN WHEREVER IT IS I'M GOING! LET ME SETTLE IN PEACE!

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 21:56

( ˃ „D˂) WHY CAN'T YOU STUPID FUCKS DO THINGS IN A PROPER AND OBJECTIVE FASHION THAT WOULD WORK IN THE MOST OPTIMAL WAY? YOU STUPID SHITS ALWAYS CHOOSE THE STUPIDEST CHOICES AND END UP FUCKING EVERYTHING UP BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ACCEPT THAT YOU'RE WRONG AND ALL OF THE DECISIONS YOU MAKE ON YOUR OWN ARE RETARDED BECAUSE YOU'RE SHIT IN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING WAY!

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 21:59

( ˃ „D˂) GET THOSE FUCKING ONIONS AWAY FROM ME! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! YOU KNOW I HATE ONIONS AND YET YOU PUT IT IN EVERY SINGLE BIT OF SHITTY POORLY MADE FOOD THAT YOU MAKE!

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 05:58

( ˃ „D˂) THE BRICKS DON'T ALTERNATE PROPERLY!

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 07:55

( ˃ „D˂) I HAVE TO POOP AND I HATE POOPING

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 08:47

( ˃ „D˂) i made a bet with my friend that she wouldn't consume chocolate for two weeks if i didn't use caps lock during the same. there are so many things i can't yell about now!!!!
damn

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 10:47

( ˃ „D˂) PEOPLE NOT REALIZING THE POWER OF SHIFT KEY‼ THEY DON'T HAVE TO HOLD IT, THEY HAVE TO MERELY PRESS IT TO CAPITALIZE SOME LETTERS‼

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 13:48

( ˃ „D˂) GHERKINS!

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 16:49

( ˃ „D˂) PROTOSS SCOUTS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE!

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 18:38

( ˃ „D˂) I STILL GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 20:24

>>580
( ˃ „D˂) THERE'S A FUCKING SHIFT KEY FOR THAT

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 21:01

>>581,585
( ˃ „D˂) 'caps lock' is shorthand for using all caps in general, dipshits.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 22:18

( ˃ „D˂) PEOPLE LIKE >>586 ARBITRARILY REDEFINE COMMON ENGLISH PHRASES BECAUSE THEY CAN'T ADMIT TO THEIR FUCK-UPS!!

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 22:52

>>587
( ˃ „D˂) people who are afraid of contextual fluidity because they're too short-sighted to deviate slightly from silly paths of things learned by rote.

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 23:29

( ˃ „D˂) USING A SHODDY COLEMAK INSTALLATION REGISTER HACK AND LOSING THE CAPSLOCK KEY.

( ˃ „D˂) I KNOW HAVE 2 BACKSPACE KEYS.

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 23:30

( ˃ „D˂) BLAH BLAH BLAH TYPO BLAH BLAH

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 00:24

( ˃ „D˂) MY BALLS HANG FREELY THROUGH A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF MY BOXERS

( ί -ί) Actually I don't really mind, it's quite airy.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 20:10

( ˃ „D˂) DON'T SEXUALISE MY TOUHOUS!

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 20:39

>>589
Err, contemporary windows OS lets anyone to create their own keyboard layouts.

However if you're going to use an usual layout stick to more widely available Dvorak or ttp://mkweb.bcgsc.ca/carpalx/?full_optimization this one. If I've heard about the latter one before I started learning Dvorak, I would learn it instead, because I'm such a hipster. Also, Dvorak has v next to w so you always risk closing a browser tab while pasting (Mac OS has Dvorak+QWERTY mode to get around this), on the other hand, aoeui feels totally rad!

594 Name: 593 : 1993-09-6828 21:04

( ˃ „D˂) FUCK DEFAULT SHORTCUTS NOT CHANGING WITH DVORAK.

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 22:39

( ˃ „D˂) PEOPLE USING WINDOWS AND THEN COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW MUCH IT SUCKS

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 22:57

>>593-4
( ˃ „D˂) YEAH BUT Q AND W ARE NEXT TO EACH OTHER SO YOU RISK QUITTING WHEN YOU MEANT TO CLOSE A TAB AGGGGGHHHH

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 23:09

>>596 no, it doesn't work this way.

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 09:20

>>597
( ˃ „D˂) SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.

( ˃ „D˂) ACTUALLY, DON'T UNLESS YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW THREAD CONVENTION

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 10:03

( ˃ „D˂) ALL THE GOOD NAMES ARE TAKEN

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 13:28

( ˃ „D˂) SUCK MY COCK ANONYMOUS JONES

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 18:08

( ˃ „D˂) I HAVE NOTHING TO POST IN THIS THREAD BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE DAY!
( ˃ „D˂) FUCK I'M STAYING INSIDE WHEN I COULD BE OUTSIDE ON SUCH A NICE DAY!
( ˃ „D˂) I HAVE NO ONE TO SPEND THIS NICE WEATHER WITH!

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 19:54

( ˃ „D˂) WHITES PRETENDING TO BE NIGGERS WHENEVER TO MOCK THEM OR NOT

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 19:46

( ˃ „D˂) BIRD OUTSIDE MY WINDOW: STFU

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:13

Hey guys, came here from /jp/ (http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9011150/)

What's this board about? Does [b][i][o][u]BBCODE[/b][/i][/o][/u] work here?

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:55

( ˃ „D˂) SOMEONE MAKE ALL THESE FUCKING NOOBS GET OUT AND GIVE THEM AN IP BAN AS PARTING GIFT!

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:59

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607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 21:00

( ˃ „D˂) SOMEONE USED UP ALL THE EMERGENCY MITTENS!

( ˃ „D˂) THIS IS NOW A MITTENS EMERGENCY!

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 21:04

( ˃ „D˂) THE EMERGENCY MITTENS ARE A TRAP
( ˃ „D˂) IT'S HOSTED ON SHII'S SITE SO HE CAN TRACK US

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 21:06

lol wtf is this place o,0???

610 Name: emoconmaster : 1993-09-6831 21:14

u guys sucks :/

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 21:18

( ˃ „D˂) I FORGOT MY SSI CARD AND CANNOT FILL OUT THIS JOB APPLICATION.

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 00:23

( ˃ „D˂) CURMUDGEONS

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 02:19

( ˃ „D˂) DIABLO 3 ISN'T OUT YET

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 19:59

( ˃ „D˂) FUCKING PROTOSS ARBITERS AND THEIR STASIS FIELD ABILITY!

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 04:57

( ˃ „D˂) SHE KEEPS AVOIDING ME

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 07:36

( ˃ „D˂) HE KEEPS AVOIDING ME!

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 14:15

( ˃ „D˂) I KEEP AVOIDING EVERYONE!

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 14:36

( ˃ „D˂) I CAN'T AVOID ANYONE!

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 18:18

( ˃ „D˂) I'M HUNGRY!

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 22:16

( ˃ „D˂)

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 23:04

( ˃ „D˂) PEOPLE LOVE FEEDING TROLLS!

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