( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

( ・-・) Your last stupid thread was http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1211710567

( ・-・) But it will be at http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1211710567 if I have my way.

( ・ω・) You're very helpful. You're my best friend!

( ・ω・) That last thread was a whirlwind of fun and good times. I'm sure this one will be even better!

( ・-・) Don’t mention it.

( ・-・) Seriously. Don’t you ever fucking mention it.

( ・ω・) You are a wonderful person.

( ・ω・) They should make a statue!

The much anticipated third season of Everybody Loves
Clonepa got off to a rocky start as the beloved child actor
arrived on set and completely f-
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( ・-・) How did your last show end, anyway? My cable cut off just as you dropped that meat thing you were holding.

( ・ω・) So you DO watch it!

( ・-・) Of course, what else is there to do now that Grandpa is a living dead who doesn't need pills no more?

( ・-・) Face it, your show is only watched by unemployed.

( ・ω・) What? Children are unemployed!?

( ・ω・) I must petition for the repeal of child labor laws!

(・∀・) I don't like the sound of this.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I wanna get paid less for doing the same job!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I wanna file all day long!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Dental Plan!!!

（ ´_⊃｀）Sorry, we had to cut that last year. Bad economy and all

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Coffee Machine!!!

( ・ω・) But no coffee for children. It'll stunt your growth!

( ﾟω॰) Hewwo ebwyone! I'm tardpa cuz Gwampa put cafinne (sp?) in my cwoning bat

( ´ω`) No... I'm pretty sure that even with the endless, unexplored depths of my senility, I'd remember if I did something like that.

( ・-・) Fuckhead street dealer told me it was cyanide.

（ ´_⊃｀）New guy, go get me some lunch. I want a chicken chef salad, hold the cheese, hold the dressing, extra croutons, and a high-protein peach-mango energy drink. Get to it

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Burger and fries coming up!

（ ´_⊃｀）....

（ ´_⊃｀） Yes.

( ・ω・) Tonight's show will be a rerun. I'm spending the night with my family.

( ´ω`) The hell you are!

( ・ω・) ...

( ・ω・) Tune in tonight for a very special Everybody Loves Clonepa!

( ・-・) ...mindless drones

( ・ω・) Good morning everyone

（ ´_⊃｀）Clonepa, you're fired

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|´･ิω･ิ) Clonepa, I'm afraid I have bad news...
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( ・ω・) Am I pregnant?

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|´･ิω･ิ) No, that's the good news.
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You have AIDS!

( ・-・) You're a funny kid, Mittens; I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

Annoying comic foil Beady Eyes, best known for his role on
Everybody Loves Clonepa, was found dead in an alley in
Cabrini Green. His mouth was stuffed full of colorful mi-
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( ・ω・) The sheer mechanics are mind-boggling!

|´ω`) Oh hey, I'm gonna be smoking a few boxes of cigars on Friday.

|´ω`) ...have the lungs ready by then.

|彡

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|ω`) oh... and the spare testicles.

( ・ω・) ........... ha ha ha.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Don't tell Beady Eyes, but I got Rei to put paint thinner in his drinks.

( ・ω・) See that kids? If you want your parents to love you, put paint thinner in their drinks!

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i 　乂-‐　−! i　They will never understand the world like you and I do, Clonepa.
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ 　Join me, and together we can rule the Superstructure!
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( ・ω・)

( ・ω・)つ旦 I’ll drink to that! glug glug glug

( ・ω・) Ahhhh... smack smack

( -ω-) mmmm... my second most favorite brand of glue....

( ・ω・) But my very least favorite brand of paint thinner! Ew!

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i 　乂-‐　−! i　Sorry, we ran out of the good stuff.
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i 　乂-‐　−! i　I was running commercials?
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|´ω`) Rei must never know that I’ve been running ridiculously long takes of my butt as ads for her diner!

|彡 hoo HAAA

( ・-・) ONE DAY YOU WILL BE MISSING AN ASS

( ・-・) AND CLONEPA WILL NOT HAVE A REPLACEMENT FOR YOU

( ・ω・) You want to use my butt as a replacement for yours? That's sad.
( ・ω・) I have no butt. Have you forgot that, Grandpa?

( ・ω・) Pills are nowhere near as cool as smoking, kids.

( ´ω`) I remember when ladies would set their hot, fresh-baked pills out on the windowsill to cool down, and young men would often steal them to cure their ravenous cravings.

( ・ω・) I am Clonepa!
( ・ω・) I am Clonepa!
( ・ω・) I am Clonepa!
( ・ω・) I am Clonepa!

( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) Together, we stand tall!

five minutes earlier

( ・-・) Alright, I’m gonna kill whoever slipped me a mickey. I’ll bet it was you, Clonepa.
( ・-・) Clonepa, tell me which one of you did it and I will let the rest of you live.

five minutes later
( ・-・) WHY DO I KEEP SETTING MYSELF UP FOR THESE THINGS

( ・ω・) Remember that cartoon where Mickey Mouse slipped on one of Goofy's turds and sailed all over town on it, knocking stuff over? That was pretty funny.

( ・ω・) No wait, that was Beady Eyes last week.

( ・ω・) He could really use a vaquation.

>>76

Who is Obama and how has he got such power over the Federal Government?

I don't think our President Clinton would bother bankrupting our Government when there's Iraqi stuff to blow up with expensive Cruise Missiles!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I LIKE YELLING ABOUT MITTENS

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Did someone say mittens?

( ・ω・) DHL just came by and dropped off a case full of prosthetic butts.

( ・ω・) I wonder why...

Meanwhile, back at the lab...

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( ´ω`) Ah yes, my new experimental Blobpa.

( ´ω`) He's actually made out of C4. If you poke him in the right place with a stick he'll explode.

( ´ω`) oh god not the fire alarm again

( ・ω・) Your experiment worked! I'm so happy for you!

( ・ω・) Too bad my bestext friend blew up, though.

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　　（　　⌒( ・-・)）） 　　　YOU COULD TRY TO HELP ME YOU KNOW!!!!
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( ・ω・) That looks like it hurts!

( ・ω・) I'mma give you a hug.

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　　（　　⌒( ・-・)）） 　　　DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH--
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OH GAAAAAAAAAAAWD MY SKIN IS COMING OFF

I wub you, bubby!

FUCK FUCK FUCK GET OFF ME YOU FUCK--AGHHHHHHH