[Part III] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 22:44

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7069 17:03

( ・ω・) ... turkey baster?

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 03:48

( ・-・) I hate those too.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 03:49

( ・ω・) Pure liquified hate, the perfect gift for you.

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 04:37

( ・ω・) Now that that bullshit is taken care of, we have a very special show today, kids.

( ・ω・) A very special guest is going to tell us the secrets of being a successful AA character!

(███) (identity concealed until dramatic reveal, after these messages!)

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 04:46

( ・ω・) Our musical guest tonight is the Grimecore band SMUDGE!

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 05:47

( ・-・) I thought this was supposed to be a kids show. Are you sure this group is kid-friendly?

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 13:26

( ・ω・) Our musical guest tonight is the Candycore band FUDGE!

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 15:36

( ・-・) Way to encourage tooth decay!

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 15:38

( ・ω・) Sigh...

( ・ω・) Our musical guest tonight is the Spoobnumbycore band DUDGE!

(・ω・ ) Try to find a problem with THAT one, party pooper!

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 16:37

( ・-・) Its not the yiffacato five.

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 18:22

( ・ω・) Thank goodness.

( ・ω・) We'll be back after these super important messages!

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 18:33

　＿＿[焼いも]＿＿
`/＼＼＼＼＼＼＼＼
//┏＼＼＼＼＼＼＼＼
γ三ヽLﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘ｣　　Come by and have some of
{ﾆ焼ﾆ}| ∧,,∧　　|　　　　　　whatever the fuck it is we sell!
{ﾆいﾆ}|(´･ω･｀)∬∬
{ﾆもﾆ}|(つ┌───┐
ヽ三ﾉΓ￣￣￣￣￣￣|
`┗┛|　　　　　　　　　 |
""""""""""""""""""""

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7072 00:09

( ・-・) How is it you can book a new band in seconds like that?

( ・ω・) It's always the same band. We just change their costumes.

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7072 11:22

( ███) Can I take this off my face yet?

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7072 21:00

( ・ω・) We're doing your bit near the end of the show. Have patience!

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7072 22:56

( ・ω・) Welcome back, kids! Time for Beady Eyes to do some stupid filler!

( ・ω・) Take it away, Character Everybody Hates!

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7072 23:19

( ・-・)

(・-・ )

( ・-・) ...

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7073 03:17

( ・-・) What is the d-

( ・ω・) Beady Eyes, ladies and gentlemen!

( ・ω・) And now, give it up for DUDGE!!

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7073 21:10

　＿＿[うんこ]＿＿
`/＼＼＼＼＼＼＼＼
//┏＼＼＼＼＼＼＼＼
γ三ヽLﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘﾘ｣　　
{ﾆうﾆ}| ∧,,∧　　|　　　　　　New product now on sale!
{ﾆんﾆ}|(´･ω･｀)∬∬
{ﾆこﾆ}|(つ┌───┐
ヽ三ﾉΓ￣￣￣￣￣￣|
`┗┛|　　　　　　　　　 |
""""""""""""""""""""

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7074 06:15

( ・ω・) Or more commercials, I guess.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7074 20:57

　　　　( ´ω`) This show's more organized than most of them.
　　　//＼￣￣且＼　　　　　　　　　　　　
　 ／/ ※.＼＿＿＿＼　　　　　　 ＿＿＿
　＼＼※ ※ ※ ※ ※ヽ 　 　 　 .|＼＿＿＼ < So what's up next? Puzzle time?
　　 ＼`ー──────ヽ 　　 _|　 |ｒ――ｔ|
　　　　────────　　　.|ｌ＼||=：@：||、
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　|ｌ　|| ￣￣￣||
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　.＼||＿＿＿_||〜

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7076 00:04

　　　　　　　　＿＿_
　　　　　　／|∧_∧|
　　　　　　||. (･ω･`| That's our show for tonight, kids! G'bye!!!
　　　　　　||oと.　 Ｕ|
　　　　　　||　|（__）Ｊ|
　　　　　　||／彡￣

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　　　　　　 　|　　　 |
　　　　　　　　￣￣ whamp

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7076 01:44

( ・ω・) I think that may have been my best show ever!

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7076 13:02

( ███) ...

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7076 14:25

( ・ω・) What, you expected me to cram you into the schedule at such short notice? This network has a very strict twenty-six minutes of commercials per half-hour policy, and we always have so many things to cover in our four minutes!

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7076 15:00

( ・ω・) And tonight's puzzle was really hard!

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7076 16:06

( ・-・) Were you planning on telling me I had a bit in the show tonight sometime before the actual show?

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7076 18:23

( ・ω・) A very prudent question!

( ・ω・) Hmm, let me think about it...

( ・ω・) No, I don't believe that I was.

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7076 22:37

http://www.forbes.com/sites/leorgalil/2012/07/31/mad-decent-signee-riff-raff-has-a-plan/

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7077 00:56

>>729
(・ɷ・) My mouth is a butt, Forbes.

731 Name: Miles : 1993-09-7077 01:10

They've squired me, Forbes.

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7077 09:50

( ・-・) Clonepa, I'm pregnant.

( ・-・) And you're the father.

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7077 17:17

-=DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN=-

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 10:38

( ・ω・) Well, fancy that.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 11:08

( ・ω・) Let's fire up this device I had lying around and see what the baby will look like as an adult, in the future!

( ・-・) That isn't going anywhere near me.

( ・ω・) It's telepathic.

( ・ω・) I forgot how slow it printed. Let's read it as it comes through!

+============================================================+
| BABY FUTURE ADULT BABY SCANNING FUTURE DEVICE Future Ver. |
+------------------------------------------------------------+
| Baby's future adult baby face:

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 13:14

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|__________________
Thank you for using BABY FUTURE ABSFD!
Your account has been charged 99.99.99

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 15:44

( ・ω・) This is the most horrible thing I've ever seen!


( ・ω・) I'm going to kill myself now.


( ・ω・ ) Isn't that great, kids?

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 16:15

( ・-・) huh?

( ・-・) Oh, yeahhhhhhhh.

( ・-・) Well, now we've found one whole thing he's into.

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7081 11:51

( ・ω・ ) I'm really going to do it! Don't try to stop me!

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7081 17:21

( ・-・) No, no, no. Go right head.

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7081 21:20

( ・-・) It's not like we don't have spares.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7081 21:40

( ・ω・) Factory reset complete.

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7081 22:11

( ・ω・) In case of emergency, all memories since last reset and/or creation have been smooshed together and excreted as a brown paste from my solid wastes hole. Keep it safe!

( ・ω・) And bring me some new underwear.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 15:20

( ・-・) Clonepa, you're pregnant.

( ・-・) And Junior is the father.

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 15:57

( ΦωΦ) Gasp!

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 16:38

( ´ω`) No son of mine is going to have a child out of wedlock. Time for a shotgun wedding.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 20:38

( ´⍹`) I'm a dumb idiot forever

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 11:29

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you been doing cocaine?

(・∀・) There's even a line of it on your chin.

(・∀・) You do realise you're supposed to inhale it, not eat it, right?

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 13:34

( ・⍹・)I wish you had said that earlier.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 18:18

( ・-・) You fuckasses had better have left some cocaine for me.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 13:48

( ´ω`) Yeah, we saved some for you. We labeled it "Arsenic" so the clones wouldn't get into it.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 14:15

( ・-・) There are 2 containers marked "Arsenic." Which one should be snorted?

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 14:16

( ´ω`) Either one should be fine.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 10:22

( 　・)つ――― snrrrrrt

( ・-・) Blech! Dammit, this is caster sugar!

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 14:31

( ・ω・) No actually, I think that's arsenic, it clearly says arsenic on the label.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 16:41

( ´ω`) Back in my day, we used to snuffle a powdered sugar mixed with tooth powder

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 01:25

( ・ω・) Arsenic is bad.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 04:22

( ´‿ᖨ`) I think sobaby look it

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7088 01:15

Grandpa, you're pregnant. And Barack Obama is the f--
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　clik　　　 　∧＿∧ 　　　　
/　　/ 　　| |　　　　　　　+　◇⊂（・ω・　ヽ This is getting silly.
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　 　　　　.／￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿| |　　 　　　　　 .／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　 |l─────‐l|'

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7088 19:03

Clonepa, you're pregnant. And Clonepa is the f--
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　∧∧
/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　　　(・ω・ ) Now that's more like it!
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　＼　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　 |l─────‐l|'

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 12:36

( ・ω・) Life is wonderful!

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 17:32

( ´‿ᖨ`) I think sobaby look it real

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 17:59

( ・ω・) I think you need to leave.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 21:17

( ´‿ᖨ`)

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 00:47

( ・ω・) . . .

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 01:56

( ´‿ᖨ`) no.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 09:18

( ・ω・) I hoped it wouldn't come to this, but you leave me no choice...

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 18:17

( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) We must assimilate you.

( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ONE OF US

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 19:06

( ´‿ᖨ`) I think saaaaaa
( ・‿ᖨ`) aaaaaaaAAAAAA
( ・‿ᖨ・) AAAAAAああああああ
( ・ωᖨ・) ああああああHHHHHH
( ・ω・) HHHHHHello everyone, my name is Clonepa!

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 20:40

( ・-・) Thank god he's gone.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 20:54

( ・ω・) You're next.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 21:04

( ・-・) What the fuck are you ta--
( ・〜・) ...Oh gaaaaaa
(∵〜・) aaaaaaAAAAAA
(∵ゞ・) AAAAAAああああああ
(∵ω・) ああああああHHHHHHH
( ・ω・) HHHHHHello everyone! My mouth tastes funny.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 22:53

In other news, the Clonepa Collective is growing by leaps and bounds!
Get in on the ground floor of this amazing opportunity now!
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Is this all part of your plan?
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　　　　　　　∧∧　 ∧∧ 　
/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　(・∀・)(´ω` ) Sure is.
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／ ￣￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　＼　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　|;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　 |l─────‐l|'

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 22:54

( ・ω・) Thank god I'm gone.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 23:08

( ・ω・) Invest in clone housing, it's cheap affordable housing for the huge clonepa population boom.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7092 04:47

( ・ω・) Each ClonePod(tm) is 1 meter by 1 meter by 1 meter - just enough room for one of us to curl up tightly in! No unsightly windows or air vents either! Just a set of handles around the self-sealing lid.

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 17:59

( ・ω・) Y'know, I almost miss Beady Eyes.

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 18:09

( ・ω・) He was my best friend.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 20:24

( ・ω・) Now I can't tell him apart from the rest of us.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 20:34

( ・ω・) Me neither.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 23:04

( ・ω・) Am I him?

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7095 02:32

( ・ω・) My eyes are fairly beady, now that I think about it...

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7095 22:59

( ・ω・) Perhaps there's a little bit of Beady Eyes in all of us!

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 13:51

( ・ω・) I was just undergoing self-replication when one of them came out all weird.

( ・-・) That was the most awful experience of my life.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 15:46

( ・ω・) Even worse than that time you got beat up by a group of five year old girls?

( ・ω・) Or that time your left testicle imploded?

( ・ω・) Oh, and who could forget that time we accidentally put you in an airmail package and sent you to a tribe of cannibals in Papua New Guinea?

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 18:44

( ・ω・) What about that time your eyes were the gateways to the dimension of fire, and every time you blinked, your eyes would burn really bright?

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 19:08

( ・ω・) Or when you found out Grandpa was your father?

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 19:11

( ・-・) ALL OF YOU .LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE YOU ALL

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 19:28

( ・ω・) But I'm only one person. Are you okay?

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 21:09

( ・ω・) Me too. Would you like a glass of water?

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 23:28

( ・ω・) We are all one. Would you like some cake?

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 12:16

( ・-・) I... you just... you...

( ・-・) Yes, I would like some cake.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 15:30

( ・ω・) Too bad, we're going to sing Jethro Tull songs.
( ・ω・) And one, two, three.
( ・ω・) SITTING ON A PARK BENCH

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 18:31

( ・ω・) WHISTLE ALONG ON THE SEVENTH DAY!

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 18:41

( ・ω・) I can't actually whistle, my mouth is a butt.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 20:45

( ・ω・) I'M NOT THE KIND YOU HAVE TO WIND UP ON SUNDAY

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 21:44

( ・ω・) SAVE YOURSELF A PENNY FOR THE FERRYMAN, SAVE YOURSELF AND LET THEM SUFFER

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 00:42

( ・ω・) GIMME SOMMA THAT WHATCHYOU SUCKIN' ON
( ・ω・) BUT THERE WAS NO REPLY 'CAUSE SHE WAS GONE!

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 12:35

( ・-・) 800 GET.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 12:56

( ・-・) 799 GET

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