( EΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( EΦE) So I had myself specially injected with cancerous cells, and guess what? It worked!
( E-E) You dumbfuck, that wasnft you. That was a narcotic painkiller they injected me with in the burn ward. Stop making shit up.
( EΦE) It's not cancer? What are these lumps all over me then?
( EΦE) When do I get to smoke some medicinal marijuana for this cancer? Will those lumps ever get so big that I can't get through the front door of the weed store?
( EΦE) I have opened PILLS!
( E-E) MY SYSTEMIC SHITDOWN™ BENZOS! YOU FUCKER!!! I WAS SAVING THOSE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!
( EΦE) That would explain the pile of my guts on the ground, yes. I sort of shoved them out of the way.
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME ( E-}EΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
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( EΦE) I feel strange.
( EΦE) Like I can do anything... but I want to do nothing.
( EΦE) I have this urge to mess up someone else's story for some reason.
( EΦE) But I won't. That would be mean.
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( EΦE) On the other hand, it'd be fun to ruin someone else's good time.
( EΦE) ...I have to poop. But I don't have a butt.
( EΦE) I have no butt and I must poop!
( EΦE) That was a Harlan Ellison reference, kids!
( EΦE) He writes a lot of Star Wars books!
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( E-E) Phew! That was a narrow escape.
( E-E) I'm not going to tell you how I did it, so don't ask.
( EΦE) ...who are you again?
( E-E) I'm going to have to ask you to shut the fuck up now.
( EΦE) okay.
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( EΦE) you win.
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( EΦE) I'm Dave from Sheffield. Would you like to buy some candy?
( EΦE) Here's a box of Crunchy Frog chocolates for your wife or girlfriend.
( EΦE) Cor blimey by cracky.
( EΦE) I'm aboot to go to Tim Horton's for donuts here in Sheffield, eh?
( E-E) That is the worst fake English accent I've ever heard. Stop doing it.
( E-E) Quit it.
( EΦE) Yumpin Yimineee.
( EΦE) Dadgum it all to H E double hockey sticks!
( EΦE) Tut tut! I do believe we have quite the snazzy rambles round this part of London!
( EΦE) Y'all come back now, ya heah?
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( EΦE) I'm too sexy for my thread.
( EΦE) Ai-da-da-ai-da, ai-da-da-ai-da!
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( EΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( EΦE) On tonight's very special show, watch as Beady Eyes learns a valuable lesson about life. Our musical guest is the dirt metal band SMUDGE.
( EΦE) Also, all of us clones will be performing a musical, synchronized head slapping extravaganza featuring none other than the world famous Darkpa!
( EΦE) Tune in right after a new Grandpa's Story Hour!
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( E-E) ....
( E-E) Up yours.
( EΦE) You're not supposed to use that line yet!
( EΦE) I'm supposed to say "may the grace of allah light up your life" first.
( E-E) Wait, what am I supposed to say now then?
( EΦE) The writers have been copying the "Carry On" series again!
( EΦE) And there's only one writer for this episode.
iLΦ`@j...
( EΦE) "may the grace of allah light up your life" first.
( E-E) ضربة بها مؤخرتك
( EΦE)) what language is that you're speaking beady?
( E-E) In about forty years, that won't be a joke.
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( E-E) my stunt double has the wrong ears.
( E-E) Your entire existence is a mask.
( E-E) With chiselled slits for eyes.
I am the mask; the mask is my other self.
It was a mask that proposed to write about ( E-E), @i@EΝEj , ( LΦ`) and everything that happened that winter.
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gI donft know, Maskh I sighed gIfm not sure I can write a story,h
gAh now thatfs just stupid, anybody can write a story. It depends how they show it. All you do is tell the truth. Tell it like it was,h
gBut I donft know how it was, I canft even tell the truth. I donft know all the details, the facts-g
gStories ARENfT JUST facts, ( EΦE) , theyfre not details. Stories are feelings. You got feelings havenft you?h
gToo many,h I admitted
gWell thatfs what you need, donft write some story with twist and turns, write it like it is,h my mask smiled gcry yourself a story, ( EΦE) .h
Thatfs what I did. I cried myself a story, and the mask stroked my tears away.
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( E-E) We already know that, you dunce.
( E-E) Also, 200get!