( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

( ・-・) DAMN

( ・-・) 300G--

( >-<) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

( >ω<) SUGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI

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|　 | ･ω･) Since it's Valentine's day...
|　 |ｏ♥ｏ
|　 |―ｕ'
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|　 |･ω･)
|　 |ｏ♥ｏ.
|　 |―ｕ'
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|　 | ∧_∧
|　 |( ･ω･)
|　 |ｏ　　 ヾ
|　 |―ｕ' 　 ♥
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|　 |　　=zip=
|　 | ミ
|　 |　　　　　♥
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|　 |_∧
|　 |ω･)　I pulled out Beady's heart for you!
|　 とノ
|　 |ｕ'　　　 .♥
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( ・-・) Valentine's day was two months ago, you d-

( x-x) -urk-

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 .∩∩　∧_∧
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　( ・-・)（ ･ω･）　Let's go on an adventure today!
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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　〜(,,　 ゝ （,,, 　　 ) 冊冊
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　,'￣U' γ__/;;||ﾉ　ﾉγヽ⌒ヽ
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　　　　i!wwl　　　　　　　　ゝ/ヽノ　　　￣　 ゝ/ヽノ　　　　;wwvvi
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( ・-・) Wait what

( ・ ヮ・) how

( ・ω・) That was a fun adventure.
( ・ω・) Oh, what times we had...

( ・ω・)

( ・ω・) I like vanilla ice cream a lot.

( ・ω・) Fresh in your cup, hen?

( ・ω・) Stretch in your pup tent?

( ・ω・) Cash in your fish glands?

( ・ω・) Splashing your fist, Ken?

( ・-・) What does that even mean?

( ・ω・) I'm better than you, analbeady eyes!

( ・‿・)

( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!

( ´‿`)

>>317 ( ・ω・) Hi Clonepa! My name is Clonepa!

( ・ω・) Nice to meet you!

( ・ω・)

( ・ω・) You look oddly familiar.

( ・ω・) I'm sorry. I don't see the resemblance at all.

( ・ω・) Ooooooops, I confused you for me! How silly.

PENIS

( ・ω・) Many people have them.

( ・ω・) Except for beady eyes

( ・-・) Don't joke about that. You wouldn't have a penis either if you were attacked by gay sharks.

( ・ω・) Shark fins are delicious. I just purchased a kilogram for \15000.

( ・-・) How do sharks swim with no fins?

( ・ω・) How do you fuck with no penis?

( ・-・) That hurt

( ・ω・) You should be more careful, then.

( ・ω・) >>76 was pretty prescient, wasn't it?
( ・ω・) Previous Me was right on the money with that one!
( ・ω・) Oh yeah.
( ・ω・) He sure was.

　　＿＿＿
　/　||￣￣|| 　∩∩　　
　| 　||＿＿||　(・-・ )　　It isn't?
　|￣￣＼三⊂/￣￣￣/
　|　　　　|　( ./　　　　 /

( ・ω・) Turns out it's Hooty McBoob.

( ・ω・) I know they sound pretty similar.

Mr UFO, please spare our sheep, they are too cuddly to be mutilated. Please consider some fat cats located very near the OWS rally instead.

　　　　　　　　　⌒
　　　　 　 ／ ∩_∩＼
　　　　　/　　(・-・　)　ヽ　< I bring you socialism, thank me.
　　　　　|　　（ つ¶ つ¶ 　|
　　　　⊂二二二二二二⊃
　　　／　○　○　○　○　＼
　　 （＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_）　 - Ranka -
　　　　ゝ,ノ　ゝ,ノ　ゝ,__ノ

>>347 Is that UFO powered by Chernobyl nuclear power? I'm so glad you guys worked so hard to improve worker's rights and environmental safety

　　　∧∧
　　（　･ ω･）I just had a dream where the TV made no sense and my bestest bunny buddy was crying.
　 ＿|　⊃／(＿＿_
／　└-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣

So, just like real life.
　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／

( ・ω・) Busting makes me feel good.

　　＿＿＿
　/　||￣￣|| 　∩∩　　
　| 　||＿＿||　(・-・ )　　What's that sound?
　|￣￣＼三⊂/￣￣￣/
　|　　　　|　( ./　　　　 /

( ・-・) WHAT

（　・ ω・）Guess what, best friend! I got you a present!

（　・ ω・） Hi, Clonepa! My name is Slightly Overweight Clonepa!

( ・ω・) Wanna make out?

（　・ ω・） No, thanks.

（　・ ω・）

（　・ ω・） I forgot why I came in here.

( ・ω・) Is it because you don't have a butt?

( ・ω・) I have no butt.

( ・ω・) Hey! Did someone eat my butt?
（　O ωO）cloanpa pls

（　・ ω・） Grandpa might have. He eats our parts all the time.

( ´ω`) Who ate who in the what now?

( ・-・) You ate my pills in the right now.

( ´ω`) Nobody eats my ass transplants and gets away with it! Nobody, I say!

( ・ω・)
( ・ωω・)
( ・ω・ω・)
( ・ω・・ω・)
( ・ω・=・ω・) shwiii-
( ・ω・)( ・ω・) pop
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa: Mitosis Edition!

( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) Just call me Four Eyes!

( ・ω・) ( ・ω・)
( ・ωω・) ( ・ωω・)
( ・ω・ω・) ( ・ω・ω・)
( ・ω・・ω・) ( ・ω・・ω・)
( ・ω・=・ω・) ( ・ω・=・ω・) shwiii-
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) pop
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) Hello everyone!

[ ・ω・][ ﾟω ﾟ]( ・ω・)( ﾟω ﾟ)
[ ][・ ﾟ](ω・ ﾟ・ω (・ω) ﾟω ﾟ)
[ ・ω・)( ・ω・]( ﾟω ﾟ][ ﾟω ﾟ)(・ω ﾟ)[ ﾟω・)(・ω ﾟ) [ ω ﾟ・)

( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) Oh no, it's a horde of mutants!
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) We'd better outbreed them.
( ・ωω・) ( ・ωω・) ( ・ωω・) ( ・ωω・)
( ・ω・ω・) ( ・ω・ω・) ( ・ω・ω・) ( ・ω・ω・)
( ・ω・・ω・) ( ・ω・・ω・) ( ・ω・・ω・) ( ・ω・・ω・)
( ・ω・=・ω・) ( ・ω・=・ω・)( ・ω・=・ω・) ( ・ω・=・ω・) shwiii-
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) pop
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・)

( ・-・) So anyway, I just got back from derailing the QUALITY VIDEOS thread, and I--

( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)
( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)
( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)
( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)
( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・-・) What ( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)
( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)
( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・)

Today a deadly tanasinn outbreak was contained in DQN.
Experts say that none of the tanasinn e∴∵pe∴ ∴tanasinn a∴lo∴∴∵ k∴∵f∴∵l o∴∵wi∴∵
￣￣Ｖ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　∧∧
/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　　　(∴ω∵ ) tanasinn
l 二 | 　　 | |　　　　　　　　　／ ∴￣旦￣￣／|
＼＿ヽ_＿||　　＼　　　　.／＿＿＿＿＿／／
　 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|　　　　　　　 |l∴──∵─‐l|'

>>378,379
I love how you changed the cut-out word from 'lo' to 'lu' so that it will be phonetically correct :) very detailed.

(∴ω∵ ) G∴t ov∵r i∵ ∵lr∴∵d∵.

( ・ω・) Haha, had you going there, didn't I!

( ・ω・) You really thought I was dead!

( xωx) You don't IV someone who's dead, bubby!

( ・-・) Just watch me.

( ・ω・) Hey look, there's a 400 GET coming up! You love those, right?

( ・-・) 400 GET is lame, only Mittens can get excited over a 400 GET.