[Part III] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 22:44

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 01:30

( ˃ ヮ˂) 400GET!
( ゚ ヮ゚) ...
( ゚ ヮ゚) what?

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 16:27

( ・ω・) Hello Mittens! My name is Clonepa.
( ・ω・) Congratulations on your 401 GET!

403 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6929 23:40

( ・ω・) I bought a color TV to watch to moon landing!
( ・ω・) What do I buy to watch that rover landing?

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 01:21

( ゚ ヮ゚) Colourful mittens!

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 07:45

Meanwhile, back in the clone vats...

    ↑ ↑
/|\( ・ω・) Muee hee hee hee
⌒⌒ (    )
 ←-┤ | |
   (__)_)

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 01:14

( ´ω`) ...almost there...

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 14:12

/|\( ・ω・) I like cake!

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 14:53

( ´ω`) Dammit!

( ´ω`) Back to the drawing board.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 00:37

          ∧_∧
        ⊂(・ω・ )つ-、 
      ///   /_/:::::/  Got some time to relax before tonight's show...
      |:::|/⊂ヽノ|:::| /」  
    / ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄ ̄/|
  /______/ | |
  | |-----------|

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 13:20

              ∧∧
              ( ・ω・) Yee haw! Ready for tonight's show, kids?
              /   、 ヽヽ ミミ(ヽ,,,ヘ
         ____( ___ ヽ二つミミジ ,, ・ヾヽ、
彡彡彡ミミ"´  || 丿丿 | ̄"    ``メ-ゝ-々_゚〉
      /,  ,) ヽ(_)-"  ヽィ´,/
     (  ,ヽ     | |    、ヽ )ノ l
      ヽ  ノ`゙`i''‐'‐'─t" ヽ<ノソ
       ) /ヽ、 l     `ー-、_`ヽ、    Watch it, you ass!
゙.;    〈, ',   ヽ.ヽ、     } ,l`ヽ,`、  人
  ; .  / /     `tニゝ    / /  ,tニゝ<  >__ ∩
   ・; Lソ  `,゙ ;'    ;,〈_フ  ' ; '   V ・-・)/ 

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 13:23

            _
            // \
           // / /ミ Tonight, I'll be showing off my
      ___|V /_ amazing new car!
     /(・ω・)ノl/_/\ヽ
 `/ ̄>――/⌒\//|
 /ニフ/   /ニフ /⌒L_/ |
 辷―[二]―辷∠| |  ̄
  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄   ̄

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 13:26

   /⌒ヽ
   ハ,|,..,,ハ  Tonight's musical guest will be the
  /;;;・|ω・;ヽ butt metal band, Fudge!
.  (;(つ|^^^ );)
  `'ー---‐

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 14:09

( ・-・) ...And we've just blown our budget for the entire season.
( ・-・) Good job.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 14:45

      _,,..,,,,_  _,,..,,,,_   _,,..,,,,_  _,,..,,,,_
     / ・ω・ヽ/ ・ω・ヽ./ ・ω・ヽ/ ・ω・ヽ Show us the car!
   _,,.l,,,,_  ._,,l.,,,,_  ._,,l.,,,,_  ._,,l.,,,,_  _,,l.,,,,_
  ./ ・ω・ヽ/ ・ω・ヽ./ ・ω・ヽ/ ,' 3 ヽ/ ・ω・ヽ
  l    ._,,..,l,,_   _,,..l,,,_  _,,..,l,,_   _,,..l,,_     .l
  `'ー-/ ・ω・ヽ./ ・ω・ヽ/ ・ω・ヽ./ ・ω・ヽ--‐'
      l      ll      l      ll      l
     `'ー---‐´`'ー---‐ `'ー---‐´`'ー---‐´

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 15:27

And heeere it is! =vroom VROOOM=
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                 Sweet!
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/  /   | |  /        (・∀・)(´ω` ) A fine vehicle!
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\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
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416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 01:51

=VroooOOOOOOO kchuh kchuh kchuuhhhhh=

Whoops, already out of gas!
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                 Ha ha ha!
 ____            ∧∧  ∧∧  
/  /   | |  /        (・∀・)(´ω` ) Saw that one comin'.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
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417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 13:35

                 
 ____            ∧∧  ∧∧  
/  /   | |  /        (・∀・)(´ω` ) Hold on a sec it's not even plugged in.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
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418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 16:20

                 What? The car?
 ____            ∧∧  ∧∧  
/  /   | |  /        (・∀・)(´ω` ) Sure, the car.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
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419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 14:01

( ・ω・) Well, I'm afraid that's all we have time for this week. But be sure to tune in next week for the episode where Beady Eyes becomes a mahou shoujo!

     //
  _/ 二|_
☆  (・-・) WHAT
 \ムニ.ハ〜

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 19:08

lol I love you fuckers.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 21:15

( ・ω・) We love you too!

( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 22:33

     //
  _/ 二|_
☆  (・-・)   Oh god, it's another one of those disembodied voices.
 \ムニ.ハ〜  Damn things creep the shit out of me.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 00:47

( ´ω`) Well aren't you adorable in that cute little costume?

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 01:10


     // 
  _/ 二|_ 
☆  (・-・)   All right bitch, you asked for it:
 \ムニ.ハ〜


   Love Sign       /|/,,:::='''-'"`" ̄/ ̄ ̄,,..  ̄i'''''''''、  ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ 
 「Master Spark」!   /ミ,,:::''          
            ::/,,:::      
     //    .::/          
   _/ 二|_  ::|           
   ( ・-・)   ::|            
   ムニ.ハ ⊃―☆                         ::;;;;ω`) Pffhahaha
   ノ  >    ::|            
           ::|             
           ::\          
            ::\゙'、、       
             ヾ\ヾ'、、   
               .:\ |\゙'"''-;= 、、_,. _ _ _へ ____ _ _ _ ____ _ \   _ _ ____ _ _  

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 04:30

( ・ω・) Oh no! Poor Gran-
-voot-
( ´ω`) Heh heh heh...

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 06:34


     //
  _/ 二|_
☆  ( ´ω`)   I want to be the little girl.
 \ムニ.ハ〜

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 13:31

                /}\           //}
                i ', \_____ //. |
                |  ゝ          /`ヽ、
                / /          `: .、 ',
         ハ     / / r―‐―__r―――、ヽ ヽ Is that so?
         {ハ     /  { |/////i ̄ ̄圦////ン  |  }
         |  ヽ 、/ .  |   ̄ ̄      ̄ ̄  i .  L___
          ',    /   ',     、_,、_,       / {  }     `ヽ、
           V ./     人    _  __  / {   i       \
           .V     }     ///{::::::} //ハ   {   }        \

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 03:34

( ・ω・) So much activity!

( ・ω・) I'd better go make brownies!

|ミ

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 17:46


     // 
  _/ 二|_  Sorry kitty, you're too late.  
☆ ( ´ω`)   I already sold my soul to Satan in exchange for immortality. 
 \ムニ.ハ〜   


     // 
  _/ 二|_  
☆ ( ´ω`)   Now if you'll excuse me, I have a tea party to prepare for...
 \ムニ.ハ〜 


LATER THAT EVENING


         // 
     _/ 二|_ 
      ( ´ω`)   あぁん〜 完璧!
  |\ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ 旦~ .\ 
 ./..\\              .\∧∧ 
/※  \|========//. ======|・ω・)  アタイのブラウニーはどう?
\  ※ /※ ※_/ 二|_※ ※と ) 
  \ ノ※ ※ /( ・-・)ヽ.※ ※ \ 
     ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  '〇旦〇  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          死にたい。

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 20:01

(・∀・) Why you all talking in that crazy moon language?

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 22:36


        //
     _/ 二|_
      ( ´ω`)   魔法少女だから、ジュニアちゃん!
  |\ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ 旦~ .\
 ./..\\              .\∧∧
/※  \|========//. ======|・ω・) なぜその気が変な月語で話すの?
\  ※ /※ ※_/ 二|_※ ※と )
  \ ノ※ ※ /( ・-・ )ヽ※ ※ \
     ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ '〇旦〇  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ばかじゃん?

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) Fuck it.

        。*'``・* 。 
     。+゚   //  `*。 
    ☆  _/ 二|_   *    
     \  (・∀・) *。+゚  あたしも魔法少女になった!
     `*。⊂ヽ、  つ *゚* 
       `・+。*・' ゚⊃ +゚ 
       ☆   ∪~ 。*゚ 
        `・+。*・ ゚

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 13:36

  ∧,,∧
 (;`・ω・)   Gotta fry up some brownies!
 /   o━ヽニニフ))
 しー-J

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 13:40

.       _,,)   
  / ⌒⌒ヽ      
..  //ゞ\☆    Did someone say Tea Party?
  lノ||,゚ ヮ゚ノ|   
. ノノ/。,__y,lヽ旦   
   l_丿___],/   
   /_|。__|  

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 16:49


     //
  _/ 二|_  Mittens, you're the most beautiful mahou shoujo I've ever seen.
☆ ( ´ω`)   Now, let us make sweet, magical girl yaoi.
 \ムニ.ハ〜   

.       _,,)   
  / ⌒⌒ヽ      
..  //ゞ\☆ 
  lノ||,゚ ヮ゚ノ|  G-girl... yaoi?
. ノノ/。,__y,lヽ旦   
   l_丿___],/   
   /_|。__|  

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 19:55

 lノ||,゚ -゚ノ| I'm just here for the tea, you old perv.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 03:30

            。・゚・⌒)     
    O∧,,,∧O━ヽニニフ))    
   〃( ・ω・) ミ 、  。・゚・⌒)  <And brownies! Don't forget the brownies!
   Oヽ     ノ O━ヽニニフ)).  
    ヾO    o彡'ニニフ)     
      (_/ ̄ヽ__)

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 23:24

   ∧ ∧  ✮
  ( `ハ´)  || Hello, I am the antagonist.
  / ~〉 〈/つ  
 ノ  ノ   |     ||  
´〜(     /     ||
   ) /
  //
  ゐ

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 01:48

( ・ω・) Hello antagonist! My name is Cl-

( `ハ´) Yes, yes, we know.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 13:26

(・∀・) He's using obsolete kana! Get him!

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 17:10

( ´ω`) Why don't you take care of that.

( ´ω`) My phlebitis is acting up again.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 17:44

                , 。
           。+*゚'``  ``・*+。
   ∧ ∧  。+゚*'`          `・*。      //
  ( `ハ☆`||                `☆  _/ 二|_
  / ~〉 〈/つ I was wondering if you   \ (・∀・)  異教徒!
 ノ  ノ   |     || would be so kind as t--     ⊂ヽ、  つ
´〜(     /     || Argh! My face!              ⊃
   ) /                         ∪
  //
  ゐ

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 03:25

( `ハ#) Curse you, whelp!

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 13:26

     //
  _/ 二|_
☆  (・-・)  BY THE POWER OF THIS 444 GET I WILL REND YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!  
 \ムニ.ハ〜


     //
  _/ 二|_
☆  (・-・)  ...Why isn't this working?
 \ムニ.ハ〜

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 17:51

( ・ω・) You need to be 444 GET to 444 GET.
( ・ω・) Try it again!

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 21:54

   ∧ ∧  ✮
  ( `ハ#)  ||  Actually, you can invoke the 444 GET from any post number.
  / ~〉 〈/つ The reason it didn't work is because I only have one limb.
 ノ  ノ   |     ||  
´〜(     /     ||
   ) /
  //
  ゐ

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 05:31

( ´ω`) Yep, he's holding his rod with his――

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 05:36

Popular children's entertainment show Everybody Loves Clonepa took a turn for the obscene today when hallowed elder character Grandpa described his nemesis' "one limb" as――
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 10:30

      //
   _/ 二|_
  i <ノルレノル'     
  i !i;・-・)!|.   But will there be more adventures of Magical Girl Beady Eyes?
  | /,リ_'Y_rつ
  'i'<,i__i,」リ. 
    .!,ンイノ

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 14:49

( ・ω・) No, it was a one-off gimmick episode.

( ・ω・) Next week, you'll be back to being that annoying kid nobody likes.

( ・ω・)

( ・ω・) You're my best friend.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 16:43

Next up, Royal Crown Cola presents Beady Eyes in
A Musical Tribute to Wearing Little Girl Outfits.

We won't take it personally if you change the channel now.
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 ____               ∧∧
/  /   | |  /          (・ω・ ) That sounds dumb.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 18:07

It returned to the house, it did not overwork on my chest, and power was pulled out though it overworked whether be able to say it was tranquil in the hospital and straddled.
It was Tsutsumi who the more it followed in the rest room, drank more stickily and did not get [ama].
I think that the respect was good because I did not lie excluding on my chest.

However, life where the rabbit doesn't exist is insipid.
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 ____               ∧∧
/  /   | |  /          (・ω・ ) Foreign people are weird.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 18:11

Level that is not kind of ..becoming it so much very by which convenience store clerk is perfectly digested

The type that even the oil change cannot be done because you are scared without understanding it?..(.. ..laughter..)
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 ____               ∧∧
/  /   | |  /          (・ω・ ) Hahaha. I think.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 18:52

Next up: Dance Fever! Get up and Move It Move It

RANTA TAN RANTA TAN RANTA RANTA TANTA TAN
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 ____               ∧∧
/  /   | |  /          (・ω・ ) .
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 20:28

Roughly, he grabbed her heaving shoulders, and in a quick movement
he ripped off her thin -
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Time for bed.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 22:59

(・∀・) Turn that back on! I wasn't finished!

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6948 01:38

( ・ω・) Finished doing what?

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6948 04:54

  • ripped off her thin-film process. The inventor, who suffers from a neurological condition that leaves her unable to walk, is now suing him for assault and patent infringement.

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 ____               ∧∧
/  /   | |  /          (´ω` ) How scandalous.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6948 20:30

offer thin mints and other fine overpriced candies. Come by
today for a free sample!
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 ____               ∧∧
/  /   | |  /          (`ハ´ ) Mmmmm.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6956 14:49

    ∧_∧
  / ,.・ω・ヽ   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  (ノリ_゚_-゚ノリゝ <  Clonepa, I am your biggest fucking fan.
   ノ ̄∂ヾつ  |   Sign my everything!
 ⊂ツ=====ゝ   \
( ・ω)(_ノ_ノ (・ω・)  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6956 17:37

( ・ω・) Okay!

( ・ω・) ...

( ・ω・) I don't know how to write my name.

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6957 08:07

butts〆( ・-・) Like this, see?

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6962 19:38

( ・-・) Why don't I get any adoring underage female fans wanting me to sign their official Beady Eyes merchandise, anyway?

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6962 20:58

( ・ω・) Marketing says you do very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very poorly in that demographic.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 15:45

( ・-・) No! The chickies love me!!!

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 17:05

( ・ω・) <Hello my name is ( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) <I have a brother and he is fat. His name is ( ・ω・)

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 21:13

( ・ω・) Hello ( ・ω・)! My name is Clonepa! I'm pleased to meet you and your tub of lard brother.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 12:50

( ・ω・) Stop by the gift shop on your way out!

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 15:09

( ・-・) He means get out.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 17:56

( ・ω・) you got to move it move it

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 01:09

Meanwhile, back in the Cloning Lab...

    ∧_∧
   ( ・ω・) < Hello! My name is Clonepa!
  ⊂     つ
  ⊂U  Uっ
  ⊂     ⊃
  ⊂  x ⊃
    |     |
    U'⌒'U

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 22:15

    ∧_∧
   ( ・ω・)  And, for the first time ever, I have an anus!
  ⊂     つ
  ⊂U  Uっ
  ⊂     ⊃
  ⊂  x ⊃
    |     |
    U'⌒'U

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6968 23:56

    ∧_∧
   ( ・ω・)  I know just where to go to try it out!
  ⊂     つ
  ⊂U  Uっ
  ⊂     ⊃
  ⊂  x ⊃
    |     |
    U'⌒'U

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 00:36

( ・ω・) Why is one of your arms withered?

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 03:03

    ∧_∧
   ( ・ω・)  There's a very good reason for that.
  ⊂     つ On the upside though, I have an anus!
  ⊂U  Uっ
  ⊂     ⊃
  ⊂  x ⊃
    |     |
    U'⌒'U

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 03:03

    ∧_∧
   ( ・ω・)  It's not an arm! It's a nubbin!
  ⊂     つ
  ⊂U  Uっ
  ⊂     ⊃
  ⊂  x ⊃
    |     |
    U'⌒'U

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 03:27

    ∧_∧
   ( ・ω・)  My arms are actually retractable tentacles.
  ⊂     つ
  ⊂U  Uつ
  ⊂     っ
  ⊂  x ⊃
    |     |
    U'⌒'U

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 03:32

    ∧_∧
   ( ・ω・)  I breathe with them.
  ⊂     っ
  ⊂U  Uつ
  ⊂     っ
  ⊂  x ⊃
    |     |
    U'⌒'U

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 03:33

    ∧_∧
   ( ・ω・) Now back to the subject of my anus.
  ⊂     っ
  ⊂U  Uっ
  ⊂     っ
  ⊂  x っ
    |     |
    U'⌒'U

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 04:25

( ・-・) (don't ask about his tits, don't ask about his tits, don't ask about his tits)
( ・-・) Why do you have tits all the suddeFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 05:49

Are you sure that is not just your belly-button?

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 13:27

( ・-・) There goes one of those disembodied voices again.

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 14:37

    ∧_∧
   ( ・ω・)  Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
  ⊂     つ
  ⊂U  Uっ
  ⊂     ⊃
  ⊂  x ⊃
    | 人 |    
    |(__)|    
    (__)   
   ( __ )    

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 16:38

( ´ω`) Junior, grab my shotgun! The clon-o-matic is spitting out mutants again!

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 08:55

    ∧_∧
   ( ・ω・)  But daddy, I love you!
  ⊂     つ
  ⊂U  Uっ
  ⊂     ⊃
  ⊂  x ⊃
    |     |
    U'⌒'U

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 18:19

( ´ω`) You're a clone! You're not a son!
( ・-・) imnotsureyoursonisntadoptedbywhichimeankidnapped
( ´ω`) I brought you into this world, (chk chk)
( ・-・) throughneglectandaburningdesirenottogetasimpleoperationthatwouldntrequireclonedbutts
( ´ω`) and I can take you out! (BOOM)
( ・-・) likebadchinesefood
(´ω` ) Do you mind?

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 21:20

    ∧_∧
   ( xдx)  gkkk
  ⊂     つ
  ⊂U  Uっ
  ⊂     ⊃
  ⊂  x ⊃
    | 人 |    -plurp-
    |(__)|    
    (__)   
   ( __ )  

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 01:19

  ∧_∧ 
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I am here to claim that refill hat, which is rightfully mine.
 (つ   つ
 | | |
 (__)_)

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 02:49

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i Special today on Clonewings. Get 'em while they're tepid!
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 01:46

-ee hundred deaths so far. Next up, Fashion Watch with
Tammy Bobblehead!
Thanks, Roy! Where did Squeeks get that stunning new hat?
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧∧
/  /   | |  /          (´ω` ) What have I unleashed?
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 03:48

( ´ω`) Have I finally gone too far?
( ´ω`) Was I a fool to think I could change the natural order of things?
( ´ω`) HUH? WAS I? HUH?

( ´ω`) ....

( ´ω`) Didn't think so!

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 19:29

( ´ω`) I think I'll make another horrible unnatural freakish abomination after I have a good nap.

( ´ω`) zzzzz

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 19:42

( ・ω・) Hello, my name is Clonpa, I'm from Norway.

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 19:43

  ∧_∧    
 ( ・∀・)   Grandpa is sleeping, lets draw on his face again!
  | ∪  つ    
 と__)__)

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 19:47

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. .::.|`ー=====一゙| ..::::.`ー―――‐一'´

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 23:21

( ・ω・) Somebody broke into my paint thinner cabinet!

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 15:33

( ・-・) *hic* y'know clomepa, you're my besht frien.
( ・-・) I woul... I...
( ・-・) I think I'm gonna...

( ・々・) BLEAURGH

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 18:22


    》\ _ノゝ
    ≧, '´  ヽ     <That's enoutgh from you!
    レ! i ノメ◇リ))    >>469 I clean floor with your blood!
      /ノ从 ゚ヮノi      >>469 No barfing in the bar!! 
━━━G━━━⊃━━ ≫∈三>                     
    ノノくノVゝ'iヽ     
     〈_ノ '`ー' 

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 19:09

In other news, and I know we're starting to sound like a broken
record here, but annoying comic foil Beady Eyes has died again.
Maybe this time it'll -
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 01:04

poor >>469

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 03:34

>>499
he had to move it move it
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