( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ・ω・) They should make a statue!!
( ・ω・) I agree with this notion!
( ・ω・) I like temporary tattoos!
( ・-・) You know, most people watch your show just to see clones die in horrible funny ways.
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( ・ω・) Grandpa, did you know that paste tastes good?
( ´ω`) Since when were you the ones that asked annoying questions?
( ・ω・) Hey! Listen! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! Listen!
( ´ω`) You know, you're gonna die in a horribly funny way really quite soon.
( ´ω`) Now that that's taken care of I wonder where junior is?
( ・ω・) Tune in at 11pm for a new Clonepa After Dark!
( ・ω・) Bow chicka wow wow.
(・∀・) can I come?
( ・ω・) Ask your mom or dad.
( ・ω・) But don't ask your grandpa.
( ´ω`) Who asked who about what now?
( ゚ ヮ゚) PAMPERS!
( ゚ ヮ゚) They're like mittens for your butt!
( ・ω・) That's very interesting.
( ・ω・) You should write a book about it. You could call it "Mitten's Butt Mittens Book!"
( ・-・) have I ever told you exactly how much I despise you? Because I completely despise you. I despise you as much as physically impossible.
( ´ω`) Don't be mean to Wossname Mitten Girl. It's not her fault she's... special. Her mother was frightened by a yarn factory, you know.
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( ・ω・) The old man didn't ask you, bud. He told you.
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( ´ω`) junior, you weren't cloning beady-eyes were you?
( ・ω・) We'll be showing more of that in our late-night special.
( ・ω・) But now, commercials.
( ・ω・) You seem pretty desperate to get rid of those placebos, buddy bunny Beady babby bubba burble bloomin' bidjit bowwow bip
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( ・ω・) fzeep
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( ・ω・) I can't believe I ate that whoooole thing.
( ・ω・) The whoooole thing.
( ・ω・) Plop plop fizz fizz.
( ・ω・) I have no butt, so that's how my poop is.
( ・ω・) Welcome back to the show!
(applause)
( ・ω・) We don't have anything planned for the rest of the show, so we're going to let Beady Eyes have the stage.
( ・ω・) You might want to change channels now.
( ・-・) Wait, wha--
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( ・-・) I waited so long for this moment, and now that it finally, FINALLY comes....
( ・-・) I forgot what I was gonna say.
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( ・-・) but
( ・ω・) There you go about butts again. What's your fascination with them?
( ・ω・) I really want to know.
( ・ω・) Like why you stuck a carrot up yours?
(・∀・) and why you keep groping mine
( ・-・) I NEVER groped your carrot!
(・∀・) My ass, you carrot stuffer.
( ・-・) What carrot?
(´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits.
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( ´ω`) and that's why you should never put your clone in the dryer
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( ・ω・) I can't understand you. You're all staticky and stuff.
( ・ω・) Also, you have a huge nose.
( ・ω・) Thank you, Beady Eyes! My hair was getting a bit on the dry side.
( ・-・) What.
( ´ω`) You have never had any idea of the power of good hair, and you never will!
( ・ω・) Isn't he nice? He's my best friend!
( ・-・) WHAT
( ・-・) I swear, I will get my revenge on you all!
( ・-・) WHAT
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( ・ω・) Your mom makes tasty cupcakes.
( ・-・) WHAT
( ・ω・) You should try one!
( ・-・) WHAT
( ・ω・) AsphinctersaysWHAT!
( ・-・) Where did you learn that?
( ・ω・) That movie from last year, dummy.
( ・ω・) Home Alone 2
( ・ω・) Electric Boogaloo
( ・-・) Your taste in movies sucks.
( ・ω・) Whatever you say, Mr. Ishtar.
( ・-・) YOU READ MY SCRIPT??
( ・-・) Fucker.
( ・ω・) The whooooooooooooole thing.
( ・ω・) The whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooole thing.
( ・-・) RAS
( ・ ω・) The whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole thing.
( ・-・) So... what was your favorite part?
( ・ω・) The end.
( ´ω`) Zing!
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