( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
balls were also being scratched, so to speak.
( ・ω・) maybe they are telling me to scratch my chin chin.
( ・ω・) By the way, kids, when you cook with aluminum foil, you only use the non-stick side if the food isn't sticky. Use the sticky side for sticky food!
( ・ω・) That way, you get the perfect amount of delicious aluminum foil!
( ・-・) I don't know whether to be impressed or dismayed that you remember my "cooking lesson" verbatim.
( ・-・) So, how long do you think we can keep ignoring this growing pile of clonekittens behind us?
( ´ω`) What pile?
( ・ω・) I wouldn't worry about it, the weight will crush them at the bottom so the pile will never get taller than a certain height.
( ・ω・) You're right, but clones turn back into fecal matter when they die.
( ´ω`) The who don't what now?
IT MADE ITSELF DIFFERENT FROM OTHERS
( ・ω・) The voices in my head are really angry today!
yo
...Clonepa....you...must destroy the clone cat pyramid...before....ah...the connecting is slipping...aw..a.y..
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∩´ω`)< Yo, Rei? Hamburger's back on the menu!
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Has anyone told you that you look just like AA superstar Shobon?
( ・-・) Would you please stop talking to yourself? It's really starting to creep me out.
( ・ω・) That's right, kids! I'm running for president!
( ・-・) Really, that's the last reason I'd ever want you in office.
( • ω•) Everything looks different
( ・-・) clik I give up.
In other news, Beady Eyes has given up his collection
of imported Japanese huggy pillows for charity. When-
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/ / | | / (・ω・ ) Awwwwwwwww
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キャァァァァァァァァァ!痛い!
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/ / | |/====っ (・ω・ ) I mean, oh poop!
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何?
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/ / | | + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Go away!
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( ・ω・) MY ω CAN BE USED AS A BUT!
( ´ω`) Tiny Butt Ribbons was the name of my barbershop quartet back in aught six.
Next on Welcome to Reis, Clonepa tries to order a cheeseburger but falls short when a steamroller go...
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/ / | | + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Damn reruns.
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(・ω・ ) ... that's enough TV for today.
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-ess mounds of bodies. In other news, Rei's is offering-
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..... dammit.
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/ / | | / ( ・-・)(・ω・ ) Good heavens!
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Ooops, false alarm. They all just came back to life.
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NO! NO! NO!
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/ / | | / (・-・ )(・ω・ ) Yay!
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It seems that since the clonepas are just fecal material if there is not fecal material in the air they all die. You should poop more so they can breathe better.
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I'm going to destroy my toilet now.
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/ / | | / (・-・ )(・ω・ ) Oh crap.
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