[Part III] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 22:44

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 06:55

( ・ω・) The voices in my head are back again!

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 11:59

balls were also being scratched, so to speak.

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 12:10

( ・ω・) The voices are telling me... to scratch my chin!

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 17:08

( ・ω・) Or maybe to scratch someone else's chin? It's terribly confusing.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 20:25

( ・ω・) maybe they are telling me to scratch my chin chin.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 20:42

( ・ω・) Too bad I don't have one of those.

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 20:51

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508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 00:08


    /ノ 0ヽ
   _|___|_      
   ヽ( # ゚Д゚)ノ   SWEET JESUS! FECAL MATTER IS BEING TURNED INTO MORE SHOBON!
     | 个 |     WHOES IDEA WAS IT TO CLONE SHOBON!?
    ノ| ̄ ̄ヽ
     ∪⌒∪

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 14:49

   ∧_∧   ∧_∧
.  (・ω・)  (・ω・)
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 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

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.          (・ω・) (・ω・)
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.       (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・)
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.    (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・)
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. (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・)
c(,_uuノ c(_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 18:14

( ・ω・) By the way, kids, when you cook with aluminum foil, you only use the non-stick side if the food isn't sticky. Use the sticky side for sticky food!
( ・ω・) That way, you get the perfect amount of delicious aluminum foil!

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 18:15

( ・-・) I don't know whether to be impressed or dismayed that you remember my "cooking lesson" verbatim.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 22:25

( ・ω・) You had a cooking show?

( ・ω・) Then again, you've had so many failed shows, it's hard to keep track.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 12:07

( ・-・) So, how long do you think we can keep ignoring this growing pile of clonekittens behind us?

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 18:04

( ´ω`) What pile?

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 19:23

( ・ω・) I wouldn't worry about it, the weight will crush them at the bottom so the pile will never get taller than a certain height.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 20:21

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.          (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・)
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.       (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・)
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.    (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・)
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. (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・)  ( ・-・) Well gee, that's reassuring. 
c(,_uuノ c(_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 22:02

( ・-・) You know, Gramps, bodies don't just disappear as soon as they die... that's not how it works...

518 Name: : 1993-09-6979 23:32

( ・ω・) You're right, but clones turn back into fecal matter when they die.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 23:33

( ´ω`) The who don't what now?

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 00:39

( ・-・) TAKEYOURDAMNPILLSYOUOLDFOSSIL

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 02:53

( ´ω`) You need to learn to relax and take some joy in your life.

( ´ω`) Use those little piggy eyes to see the beauty that's all around you.

( ´ω`)

( ´ω`) Fuckhat.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6981 15:22

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.       (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・)
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.    (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・)
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. (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・)  ( ・-・) (・ω・)
c(,_uuノ c(_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ
                          Sorry, I've just been a little irritable ever since
                          I started getting crushed to death.

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6981 15:39

IT MADE ITSELF DIFFERENT FROM OTHERS

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6982 09:18

( ・ω・) The voices in my head are really angry today!

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6982 15:52

( ・ω・) I should put on some soothing music.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6982 18:46

( ・ω・) I know! I'll put some Varese on! That'll calm everyone down!

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6982 21:38

yo

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6983 02:08

( ・ω・) Sup? My name is Clonepa!

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6983 17:05

( ・ω・) No, wait! The voices are giving me a surprise hiragana test!

( ・ω・) Hmm... it's ゑ, isn't it?

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6983 20:25

...Clonepa....you...must destroy the clone cat pyramid...before....ah...the connecting is slipping...aw..a.y..

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6983 23:18

( ・ω・) What was that? I wasn't listening.

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 15:59

( ・ω・) That's it for our show this evening, boys and girls!

( ・ω・) Now, we had a lot of fun tonight, but we touched on a very serious issue.

( ・ω・) And that issue is

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 18:06

                   ∧_∧
.                   (・ω・) The importance of correct spelling and grammar!
                ∧_c(,_uuノ_∧
.                (・ω・) (・ω・) Drunk driving!
             ∧_c(_uuノ c(,_uuノ_∧
.             (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) Never running with scissors!
          ∧_c(_uuノ c(_uuノ c(,_uuノ_∧
.          (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) How to make a good omelette!
       ∧_c(,_uuノ c(_uuノ c(_uuノ c(,_uuノ_∧
.       (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) Peer pressure!
    ∧_c(,_uuノ c(_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ_∧
.    (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) The dangers of demon worship!
 ∧_c(,_uuノ c(_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ_∧
. (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・) (・ω・)  ( ・-・) (・ω・) The art of crossdressing for fun and profit!
c(,_uuノ c(_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ c(,_uuノ
                          The crushing inevitability of death.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 19:45

( ・ω・) Now all of you get into the grinder!

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 21:13

       _人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人_
       >      Yaaaaaaaaay!!!    <
        ̄^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^YY^Y^ ̄

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.              \  (・ω・)  ( ・-・) / Wait, what?
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                     |从从|
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536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6987 16:49

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩´ω`)< Yo, Rei? Hamburger's back on the menu!
□………(つ  |   \________________
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 13:40

   -‐‐- 、
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i  乂-‐ −! i Great! Now we can eat them in the back while telling customers we're out of it.
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━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
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538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 17:17

By popular request, the dialogue of the following episode of Everybody Loves Clonepa will consist entirely of strings of ws.
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539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 02:46

   ∧_∧ 
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540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 08:24

( ・ω・) Wwwwwwwwww wwwww wwww.

( ・ω・) Wwwwww wwwww www!

( ・-・) Wwwwwww? Wwwww ww wwww www.

( ・ω・) Wwwwwww; wwww www w wwwwwww WWWWWW wwwww w www (wwww ww www wwwwww).

( ・-・) ...

( ・ω・) ...w!

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 13:24

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      ||. (・ω・`| Wwww'w www wwww www wwwwwww, kids! G'bye!!!
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542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 16:32

( ゚ ヮ゚) Best episode yet!

(・∀・) I agree!

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 23:06

(・∀・) My favorite part was when he said "Wwww! Ww www ww www wwwww?" to that guy!

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 00:44

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  ||/( ・ω・))') Wow, it sure is raining hard out today!
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  8 (二∧二)

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6991 03:45

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          _,,. -‐'´     'ー┘      ・ω・ | is Clonepa! There's
         __!.,,__ ,,__,.,..__,...,_     _       /フ ..i´nothing wrong with me.
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        )  .く .~| .,,.-‐.v´ .! ,.-‐'
       /   ./   `  .   `´
       .ヽ∩,!

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 05:31

Has anyone told you that you look just like AA superstar Shobon?

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 14:19

( ・ω・) He taught me an eyebrow trick, but I forgot how to do it.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 11:19

( ・-・) Would you please stop talking to yourself? It's really starting to creep me out.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 18:39

( ・ω・) I'm practicing a speech.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 17:28

( ・ω・) That's right, kids! I'm running for president!

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 19:48

( ・ω・) Vote for me and I'll replace everyone in the federal government with one of me!

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:09

( ・ω・) It'll be one glorious regime change extravaganza!

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 22:01

( ・-・) Really, that's the last reason I'd ever want you in office.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 23:20

( • ω•) Everything looks different

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 02:49

( ・ω・) Now it's normal again!

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 02:54

Political pundits were aghast today as millions of Clonepas
voted themselves into every Federal Government job from
President to Congressman all the way down to the janitors
and vending machine repairmen. As unemployed politicians,
lobbyists and other social paras-
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ That's enough news for today.
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557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 07:03

 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Time for hentai!
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\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
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558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 15:15

parasailing in beautiful No-
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Hey!
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\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
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559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 15:20

parasacral sciatic nerve bl-
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Oh, come on!
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\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
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560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 15:54

parasplap boop blap blop bloop
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Where is it?
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\_ヽ__||       ./_____//
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561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 16:16

It slices and dices! And if you call in the ne-
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/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ No thanks.
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562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 17:51

( ・-・) clik I give up.

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 18:14

In other news, Beady Eyes has given up his collection
of imported Japanese huggy pillows for charity. When-
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/  /   | |  /          (・ω・ ) Awwwwwwwww
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564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 21:51

asked for comment, the annoying comic foil said, "I just want
to give back to the world that's given me so much!"
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/  /   | |  /          (・-・ ) I never said that!
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565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 16:52

( ・-・) Who the fuck gave away all my huggy pillows?

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 20:21

お兄ちゃん、触手責めしませんか?
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Finally, I found the hentai!
l 二 |    | |          ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |         ./_____//
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キャァァァァァァァァァ!痛い!
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 ____ /二二つ           ∧∧
/  /   | |/====っ        (・ω・ ) Oh shit
l 二 |    | |二二二二つ       ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |===っ      ./_____//
  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|\二二二つ    |l─────‐l|'

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:15

キャァァァァァァァァァ!痛い!
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 ____ /二二つ           ∧∧
/  /   | |/====っ        (・ω・ ) I mean, oh poop!
l 二 |    | |二二二二つ      ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |===っ      ./_____//
  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|\二二二つ    |l─────‐l|'

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 15:24

何?
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Go away!
l 二 |    | |          ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |         ./_____//
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569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 20:56

can decorate this area with ribbons, glitter and what have you.
Now, for those of you without a butt, your options are
unfortunately much more limited. All you can really do is
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 ____               ∧∧
/  /   | |  /          (・ω・ ) Hey!
l 二 |    | |          ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |  \     ./_____//
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570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 18:58

( ・ω・) Grandpa! I need a butt! It's for an art project!

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 23:20

( ´ω`) What's all this about butts?

( ´ω`) Heh heh

( ´ω`) That's a poem.

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 17:21

( ・ω・) Come on, I need a butt now! Pleasepleasepleaseplease

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 18:50

( ´ω`) A Clonepa with a butt would be a crime against nature. I cannot let this happen.

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 17:01

( ・ω・) MY ω CAN BE USED AS A BUT!

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 17:53

( ・ω・) I'll need really tiny ribbons then.

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 06:53

( ´ω`) Tiny Butt Ribbons was the name of my barbershop quartet back in aught six.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 01:29

Multiple riots sprout in US soil after candidate
Mitt Romney wins the elections with over 80% of
the votes. It is believed that about one thousand
people were killed in the ensuing--
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽI wonder where's Motorcity...
l 二 |    | |          ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |         ./_____//
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578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 01:44

-re we see rioters rocking back and forth, sucking their
thumbs and clutching desperately at blankets and teddy
bears while others lie curled up in fetal po-
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Ugh! More news!
l 二 |    | |          ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |         ./_____//
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579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 02:54

haa~ haaaa~ onii-chaaaaan!
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Okay!
l 二 |    | |          ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |         ./_____//
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580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 11:50

All potatoes go in the bag, along with the bal-
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ C'mon, talk about my show!
l 二 |    | |          ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |         ./_____//
  |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|        |l─────‐l|'

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 12:54

Next on Welcome to Reis, Clonepa tries to order a cheeseburger but falls short when a steamroller go...
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Damn reruns.
l 二 |    | |          ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |         ./_____//
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582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 17:15

Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
We used to re...
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 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ Seen that one already.
l 二 |    | |          ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |         ./_____//
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583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 21:11

    γ ⌒ ⌒ `ヘ
   イ ""  ⌒  ヾ ヾ
 / (   ⌒    ヽ  )ヽ
 (      、 ,     ヾ )
 ゞ (.    .  ノ. .ノ .ノ
   ゝ、、ゝ.....|  |..., , ノソ
  .._....,,. .-ー;''!  i;;;〜−ヽ_
  γ ,〜ー'''l ! |'''ーヾ  ヾ
  ( (    |l  |    )  )
  ヾ、 ⌒〜"""''''''⌒〜'´ ノ
    ""'''ー-┬ーr--〜''""    clik     ∧_∧  Well I guess there really is nothing good on.   
      。* i|   |i %。;'        + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ May as well test out that self-destruct button, then.
      、`ヾノ 从 ゝ/∴,          ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
       \_ヽ__| |          ./_____//
         |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|         |l─────‐l|'

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 22:14

                               ∧∧
                             (・ω・ )
      、`ヾノ 从 ゝ从ヾ,          ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
       \_ヽ__| |          ./_____//
        |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|         |l─────‐l|'

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 23:23

                               ∧∧
                             (・ω・ ) ... that's enough TV for today.
      、`ヾノ 从 ゝ从ヾ,          ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
       \_ヽ__| |          ./_____//
        |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|         |l─────‐l|'

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 23:46

                               ∧∧
                             (・ω・ )
      、`ヾノ 从 ゝ从ヾ,          ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
       \_ヽ__| |          ./_____//
        |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|         |l─────‐l|'

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 00:21

                               ∧∧
                             (xωx )
      、`ヾノ 从 ゝ从ヾ,          ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
       \_ヽ__| |          ./_____//
        |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|         |l─────‐l|'

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 01:11

     ,-∧,,∧-- 、
   / (xωx` ) /
   r-くっ⌒cソ、 /
  ノ '、 , 、 _, ' / /  
.(_,.       ././    
,(.,_ `'ー-、_,,..ノ/
  ~`''ー--‐'

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 11:21

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My Clonepa is name.

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 15:33

  ∧__∧
 (,,´ω`) 
  ⊂彡☆))ω・) -smek-

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 15:36

( ・ω・) Hey ho every joe! Clone My Name Pa!

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 21:20

( xωx) hrk

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 15:11

   >┴<   ⊂⊃
 -( ゚∀゚.)-            ⊂⊃
   >┬<
            /⌒ヽ
           /(●)(●)   WE ARE CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
           | トェェェイ/   THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE
           | /`ニニ´
           // | |
          U  .U
;;⌒::.;;.⌒⌒/   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/  ̄/::. :; ;⌒⌒:.:⌒:;⌒;;⌒
..  ,::.;  /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /.., ,; .:   ,,。,.(◯)   ::
  : :::., /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /,,;  (◯)  ::: ヽ|〃  ;;:
.  ,:.; /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /.., ,; :ヽ|〃  ,,。,    ::;;,

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 15:57

In a stunning turn of events, Clonepas the world over have
all spontaneously shut down. Government services have-
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 ____               ∩∩
/  /   | |  /          (・-・ ) This is the happiest day of my life!
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
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595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 16:28

 ____             ∩∩  ∧∧
/  /   | |  /         (・-・ )(・ω・ ) Hey there Beady, what're ya watchin'?
l 二 |    | |          ./ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |  \     ./_____//
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596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 21:26

-down in the capitol as temp workers carry away the endles-
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                 Shhh! The news says all you guys died!
 ____            ∩∩ ∧∧
/  /   | |  /        (・-・ )(・ω・ ) Uh oh!
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
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597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 21:19

-ess mounds of bodies. In other news, Rei's is offering-
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                 ..... dammit.
 ____            ∩∩ ∧∧
/  /   | |  /        ( ・-・)(・ω・ ) Good heavens!
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
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598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 17:41

Ooops, false alarm. They all just came back to life.
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                 NO! NO! NO!
 ____            ∩∩ ∧∧
/  /   | |  /        (・-・ )(・ω・ ) Yay!
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
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599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 18:26

It seems that since the clonepas are just fecal material if there is not fecal material in the air they all die. You should poop more so they can breathe better.
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                 I'm going to destroy my toilet now.
 ____            ∩∩ ∧∧
/  /   | |  /        (・-・ )(・ω・ ) Oh crap.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||  \    ./_____//
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600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 20:20

 ____           ∩∩∧∧
/  /   | |          (・-・ω・ )
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__||        ./_____//
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