( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

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/　　/ 　　| |　　　　　　　　　　( ・-ω・ ) Would you mind, you're in my space.
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　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　　　　　 ∩∩∧∧
/　　/ 　　| |　　　　　　　　　　( ・-∴ω・ ) I feel ...
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　| 　||＿＿||　(´ω` )　　Phase 1 is complete.
　|￣￣＼三⊂/￣￣￣/
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（　･ω･）　Get off of my roof VIPPER.

As millions of revived Clonepas move back into their government
positions, the strikingly efficient nature of hive mind leadership
is noticed most in the little things. Vanilla ice cream is cheaper,
while -
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/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　　　(´ω` ) Phase II is ready.
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( ・ω・) Now where was that paint thinner?

Citizens of Earth, Sting! He'll be back later in the show to
sing about how he watches you all the time!
Now to usher in a golden age of universal understanding!
Our first task will be to-
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　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　∧∧
/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　　　(´ω` ) And here... we...
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( ・-・) Nobody loves you

( ・ω・) You seem to have me confused with you. Happens all the time.

( ・ω・) Anyways, our musical guests tonight will be the candy metal band Gingerbread Manthraxx!

( ´ω`) Let me in please

( ・-・) A bucket of dicks.
( ・-・) Fuck you grandpa.
( ・-・) Fuck you.

( ・ω・) On the second day of Christmas, my Grandpa gave to me...
( ・m・) Nothing I was in to.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Two thigh high socks!
( ・-・) And a bucket of dicks. Fuck you Grandpa.

( ・ω・) I mean "Third day!"

( ・ω・) Poop. We'll have to start over now.

( ・ω・) On the second day of Christmas, my Grandpa gave to me...
( ・m・) Nothing I was in to.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Two thigh high socks!
( ・-・) And a bucket of dicks. Fuck you Grandpa.
( ˃ ヮ˂) And a pair of mittens in a tree!

( ・ω・) On the eighteenth day of Christmas, my Grandpa gave to me...
( ´ω`) Good God, just stop it now.

( ・ω・) Okay.

( ・ω・) On the 14th day of the winter solstice Panpa gave to me...

>>642

<ﾊ´ ͜ω`ﾊ> I didn't give you anything.

щ(`Д´щ) Why wasn't I invited to this party???

( ・ω・) Nobody's bumped your thread in forever. We all thought you were dead.

(ﾉﾟ-ﾟ)ﾉ~┻━┻ No, >>647, Reddit is us now.

( ・ω・) And that was Mittens with the Token Fart Joke! Let's give her a hand!

（*`య´）I'd rather not.

What're you all going to get each other for christmas.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm one with reddit. Watch me slapping troll faces over a group photo. It's a great pleasure. Participate. Have Fun. Enjoy.

Super Sparkle Motion Transform Peanut Butter Happy
Tweezer Chan!〜♪
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/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　　　(・-・ ) Yeah! Go! Go! Go!
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Girls have a "Girls Penis" Mimi-chan.
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　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　∩∩
/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　　　(・-・ ) KnJ is great.
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( ・ω・) I wish I had a Girls Penis.

( ・ω・) I wish I had a Penis-Girls.

( ・ω・) Hi, kids! We had a special moment planned for you, but since Beady Eyes is busy jackin' it to Super Happy Zircon Encrusted Tweezer-Chan, we'll just have our musical guest fill this slot!

( ・ω・) Put your hands in the air for Gingerbread Manthraxx!!

(・ω・ ) What does this mean, "jackin' it"?

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Well, when a man and his mitten love each other very much...

(・ω・ ) They buy presents for each other?

( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sure. Presents.

( ・ω・) ketamine ketamine ketamine ketamine ketamine ketamine

( ・ω・) Anyway, that's all for tonight's show. I hope you kids are also jackin' it! I know I am.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Kids, after last night's episode, we need to set the record straight.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) A stocking is not a mitten. It is like a mitten, but it goes on feet. Or perhaps it is the decorative kind put on the mantle at Christmastime.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) From everyone at Everybody Loves Clonepa Productions, we hope your gift giving and receiving is of a distinctly family friendly nature this year!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...

(-ヮ- ) ... only five years till contract is over....

I have to say, Kevin, I'm not at all curious as to what
that Beady Eyes bit on tonight's show was going to be.

You bloody well got dat right, Eunice! Well, that's our After
Show for tonight. Next up, Darkpa's Daily Dis-
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/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　　　(・-・ ) HOLY SHIT I MISSED IT?
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( ・ω・) reep bijit reep bijit reep bijit jork

( xωx) -urk-

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yep. Busted.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) But what light shines from yonder cloning vat?

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Lo, unto us a Clonepa is born!

( ・ω・) Hello, world!

( ・ω・) #!/bin/bash
echo "hello World"
If true
do
kill pidof universe
done
fi

( ・ω・) $ cat `which universe`

#!/bin/bash
echo "hello World"
if true
do 
kill `pidof universe`
done
fi

(̵̵͢ ̢・҉̨͟ω̕・)҉҉ ̧́h҉̧͟ęr̨é̶ ̷͡͞we ̀g͠o̧ ̴̢ag̸͢ai͢͝n̢

( ﾟ -ﾟ) very sorry

( ` ñ｀) PA LA PINGA

( ・ω・) Hello! My name is Clonepa!

( ・ω・) I'm the black goat of the woods with a thousand young!

( ・ω・) Yay!

( ・-・) Take that fursuit off.

　　　　　　 A,,,,,,A
　 　　,,,,,,∠ 　　　ﾞゞ
　ヾ,;'　 　ゝ*・,,ω・)　I am Clonepagurrath!
　　;' ､,,,,,,, 　;; ,,◇:'　　You cannot derail the coming of the Old Gods!
　　|_j l_j　|_jﾞｌ_j

( ・-・) No, I really must insist. Gimme that.

　　　　　　 A,,,,,,A
　 　　,,,,,,∠ 　　　ﾞゞ
　ヾ,;'　 　ゝ*・,,ω・)　No!
　　;' ､,,,,,,, 　;; ,,◇:'　　I will devour your soul like an old rusty tin can!
　　|_j l_j　|_jﾞｌ_j

( ・-・) I want my goat suit back, you buttless abomination!

( ・-・) Furfagcon is coming up and I need to dryclean the clone smell out of it!

( ・-・) Gah! You're stretching it, you monster! That garb is strictly for one person. One person with an ass to speak of.

　　 (⌒-=+=⌒)
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　　 彡　 V~~Vﾐ 　
　　　|=つ・ ω・)　Yeah, get it in gear! The Yiffacato Five are playing!　　　　　
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( ・-・) GIVE ME BACK MY GOAT SUIT
( ・-・) YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE
( ・-・) I HATE YOU AND ALL YOUR VAT-GROWN SHITFAT FUCKLE PISSNIPPLE FLAPCRAPPY TURKEYBASTER

( ・-・) May I have my goat suit back now, please?

( ・ω・) Well I suppose you can have it back if you really want it, but it might be a little bit stained...

( ・ω・) Clonepaggurath unfortunately dissolved inside it.

( ・ω・) It was pretty gross, to be honest.

( ・ω・) On the upside, it smells like chicken soup and mold!

( ・ω・) Hey, are you crying?

( ・ω・) Cheer up, Beady! We're all friends here; there's no need to be upset.

( ・ω・) I made you a cupcake!

( ・ω・) And you can wash it down with this onion milkshake!

( ・ω・) Oh, and I also got you a 700 GET! They're your favourite, right?

( ・-・) I hate it