( ˃ Д˂) MITTENS SUCK!
( ˃ Д˂) THERE'S A CUTE GIRL WHO A KEEP CATCHING LOOKING AT ME BUT SHE DOES NOT REALIZE HOW MUCH OLDER I AM THAN HER BECAUSE I STILL LOOK SIXTEEN AT 21!
( ˃ Д˂) FOR SOME REASON SOCIETY LEADS DOUBLE STANDARDS ABOUT AGE DIFFERENCES IN RELATIONSHIPS.
( ˃ Д˂) BEING ATTRACTED TO 15-YEAR-OLDS IS FINE, EVEN IF YOU'RE TWICE THEIR AGE.
( ˃ Д˂) LEARN WHAT "PEDOPHILE" MEANS, MORONS!
>>623 Are you saying there IS a problem with being attracted to 15-year-olds?
>>624
No. I am saying it's natural, and even with modern societal standards no man would think twice about sleeping with a 15-year-old if they could get away with it. There's a reason so many porn websites advertise they're "BARELY LEGAL!!!" and so on. A short while after starting puberty, women become sexually attractive, so that men want to have sex with them and the human race can continue. This doesn't go away. It's not as though you only find 16-and-above attractive as a teenager, then it jumps up to 18-and-above in your twenties. If I'm understanding>>622-san correctly, he should go for it. The age gap doesn't matter in his situation (I'm assuming in good faith she's not some sort of 10-year-old who takes a fancy to 16-year-olds). People are dumb.
( ˃ Д˂) BEING MISUNDERSTOOD!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE THE PEOPLE IN POWER IN JAPAN HAVE A MORE REALISTIC WAY OF THINKING THAN THE PEOPLE OF POWER IN THE USA?!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY IS IT THAT WHITE WOMEN AGE DIFFERENTLY THAN ASIAN WOMEN?!
( ˃ Д˂) REST ASSURED (OR DON'T), THE PEOPLE IN POWER IN JAPAN DO NOT HAVE A MORE REALISTIC WAY OF THINKING THAN THE PEOPLE IN POWER IN THE U.S.A.; ONE NEEDS ONLY LOOK AT HOW THEY HANDLED TEPCO PRIOR TO THE TŌHOKU EARTHQUAKE TO SEE THAT.
( ˃ Д˂) WHITE WOMEN AGE DIFFERENTLY FROM ASIAN WOMEN IN ONLY SUPERFICIAL WAYS.
( ˃ Д˂) YOUR GRAMMAR NEEDS WORK.
( ˃ Д˂) WE'RE NOT APES ANYMORE, >>625. THERE ARE MORE FACTORS IN PLAY THAN MERELY PHYSICAL APPETITE WHICH DEFINE AND DETERMINE THE FURTHERING OF OUR SPECIES. THEY ARE SOCIOECONOMIC, MORAL, POLITICAL, PHILOSOPHICAL AND INTELLECTUAL.
( ˃ Д˂) BUT IF YOU STILL WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUNG GIRLS WHO DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER, THAT'S FINE TOO I GUESS.
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE NO INTEREST IN 15 YEAR-OLDS AT ALL, IN FACT, I PREFER THE OLD LIBRARIAN STYLE COUGAR LADY.
( ˃ Д˂) BONUS POINTS FOR GLASSES
( ˃ Д˂) WHY AM I YELLING
( ˃ Д˂) I AGREE WITH >>628, I MEAN EVEN IF THERE WAS NOT ANYTHING WRONG WITH SCREWING KIDS, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO? WOULDN'T YOU RATHER HAVE SOMETHING A TAD MORE...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) womanly riding you all through the night?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seriously, upgrade to women.
( ˃ Д˂) MY WATCH IS BROKEN!
( ˃ Д˂) >>630 BECAUSE THEY'RE CUTE
Seriously though my fiancée is moving in after summer and I proposed to her when she was 14 and I was 20
( ˃ Д˂) "WOMEN" GROSS ME OUT
( ˃ Д˂) WHILE I LARGELY AGREE WITH BOTH OF YOU, >>628 AND >>630, MY POINT IS THAT THIS SHOULDN'T BE THE CASE. ESPECIALLY IN A SOCIETY THAT CLAIMS TO PROMOTE SEXUAL LIBERTY.
( ˃ Д˂) AND IT'S CONFUSING BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO DRAW THE LINE. IN SCHOOL, I SPOKE TO 17-YEAR-OLDS WHO WERE DATING 25-YEAR-OLDS, AND APPARENTLY THIS WAS FINE.
( ˃ Д˂) OF COURSE, IT FREAKED ME OUT AT THE TIME, BUT IN RETROSPECT I DON'T SEE WHY IT SHOULD. IT'S HEALTHY AND NORMAL, AND TEENAGE GIRLS AREN'T IDIOTS (OKAY THAT'S A LIE).
( ˃ Д˂) AND FOR THE RECORD I'M TALKING ABOUT GIRLS IN THEIR TEENS, NOT CHILDREN. BEING ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN ISN'T VERY NORMAL, NO MATTER HOW YOU SLICE IT.
( ˃ Д˂) THOUGH TO BE HONEST, IN MY IDEAL WORLD, PEOPLE WOULDN'T HAVE SEX UNTIL AFTER MARRIAGE AND PEOPLE SHOULD TREAT MARRIAGE SERIOUSLY. BUT I DOUBT THAT WOULD WORK WELL WITHOUT SOME SORT OF RELIGIOUS PRESSURE ATTACHED.
( ˃ Д˂) AND THIS, DOKYUNS, IS WHY I SHOULD HAVE STUCK WITH TODAY'S SPECIAL.
( ˃ Д˂) THAT'S NOT HOW RESUSCITATION WORKS!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME THIS‽ I DON'T EVEN LIKE MILK CHOCOLATE!
( ˃ Д˂) NOOBS KEPT FEEDING
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT
( ˃ Д˂) BUT I HAVEN'T HAD EITHER IN YEARS, AND THUS THERE ARE NONE AVAILABLE IN MY HOUSE AT 01:49!
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU, DAMN IT.
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT MY FUCKING FLYING CAR ALREADY! A THREE-HOUR DRIVE FOR A LINEAR DISTANCE OF 113 MILES IS TOO FUCKING LONG!!
( ˃ Д˂) IS IT REALLY THAT FUCKING HARD TO JUST NOT POST IN SHITTY THREADS‽ I DO IT ALL THE TIME!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE NO CURTAINS AND IT IS GETTING FUCKING BRIGHT IN HERE
( ˃ Д˂) LOVE IS NOTHING BUT A TWISTED CURSE
( ˃ Д˂) MY MOTHER DOESN'T ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU, DOG! WHY CAN'T YOU BE A CAT INSTEAD!
( ˃ Д˂) I REALLY FUCKING WISH THAT THE PERSON I LIKE WOULD TELL ME "I LOVE YOU, DAMN IT." !!
( ˃ Д˂) I REALLY FUCKING WISH I WERE ABLE TO TELL THE PERSON WHO LIKES ME, "I LOVE YOU, DAMN IT." !!
( ˃ Д˂) THAT VC GUY IS WORSE THAN ESPEON!
( ˃ Д˂) I BET HE IS ESPEON!
( ˃ Д˂) ADOBE FLASH IS SURVIVING THANKS TO PORN STREAMING SITES AND ADVERTISEMENT!
( ˃ Д˂) >>648 I'M NOT EVEN >>647 AND I KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T RISK TELLING PEOPLE THAT YOU LOVE THEM UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM FOR SOME TIME. HEARING "I LOVE YOU" OFTEN CREEPS PEOPLE OUT!!
( ˃ Д˂) AND THEN YOU THINK THAT MAYBE THE GUY YOU LIKE HAS BEEN REALLY LONELY AND THAT IF ONLY YOU TOLD HIM THAT YOU COULD LOVE HIM HE'D RISK OPENING UP TO YOU...
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK THIS GAY EARTH!!
>>651
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE HELL? WHY IS "I LOVE YOU" CREEPY UNLESS YOU'RE SOME SORT OF STALKER? EVEN IF IT'S NON-MUTUAL, WHY WOULD IT CREEP YOU OUT?
( ˃ Д˂) WHY CAN'T A RELATIONSHIP EVEN BEGIN WITH "I LOVE YOU"? "I LOVE YOU, SO CAN WE TRY DATING?" YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE BEEN INTIMATELY INVOLVED WITH A PERSON TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK SOCIETY'S CONFUSING DOUBLE STANDARDS!
( ˃ Д˂) I JUST WATCHED A COMMERCIAL THAT BEGAN WITH A WOMAN AND A VOICEOVER SAYING "SHE PREFERS HER COFFEE CAFFEINE FREE".
( ˃ Д˂) BITCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE CAFFEINE THEN DON'T DRINK COFFEE! IT'S COMPLETELY POINTLESS!
( ˃ Д˂) LISTENING TO OPINIONATED PEOPLE
You deserve someone a lot nicer...
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT YOU YOU CANTANKEROUS BITCH
( ˃ Д˂) HAVING A STRONG, IMMUTABLE OPINION THAT IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH THE REAL WORLD!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE PRONOUNCING YOUR NAME WRONG EVERY FUCKING TIME!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Back before caller ID, I used to use my unpronounceable name as a way to screen calls.
>>658
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) That actually sounds pretty convenient!
( ˃ Д˂) HAVING A STUPIDLY COMMON NAME EVERYONE CAN PRONOUNCE!
>>659
( ˃ Д˂) MY LAST NAME IS COMMON BUT MOST PEOPLE SPELL IT WRONG ANYWAY!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH SLEEP!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T ADAPT TO MY CPAP MACHINE WHICH HELPS ME SLEEP!
( ˃ Д˂) WASPS!
>>664
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) "Oh sorry, you must get that all the time!"
( ˃ Д˂) DON'T FUCKING SAY IT THEN. JUST ONCE, DON'T FUCKING SAY IT!
( ˃ Д˂) WASPS IN YOUR ESOPHAGUS!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T DIAGNOSE WHETHER IT'S MY SATA CONTROLLER OR MY SATA CABLES GOING BAD BECAUSE THIS I'VE GOT ONLY ONE SATA TOWER AND ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE MOVED WAY THE FUCK OUT OF STATE
( ˃ Д˂) I'M ALSO BROKE.
( ˃ Д˂) I'M (ALSO) ALSO BROKE.
( ˃ Д˂) HAY FEVER!
( ˃ Д˂) WHEN PEOPLE SAY "PORNO" INSTEAD OF "PORN"!!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M BROKE TOO
( ˃ Д˂) ALSO BEING BROKE!
( ˃ Д˂) DIARRHEA!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO CRITICIZE METHOD ACTING!
( ˃ Д˂) ACCIDENTALLY OPENED INTERNET EXPLORER!
( ˃ Д˂) ACCIDENTALLY OPENED KONQUERER!
( ˃ Д˂) THE FUCKING "VAMPIRES DON'T HAVE A REFLECTION BECAUSE OF BOUNCING ATOMS" THING IN THOSE SHITTY DARREN SHAN BOOKS!
( ˃ Д˂) NUMBER ONE, ALL ATOMS "BOUNCE", IT IS THE PHENOMENON WE COMMONLY REFER TO AS "TEMPERATURE."
( ˃ Д˂) NUMBER TWO, MIRRORS JUST REFLECT THE LIGHT THAT IS CAST ON THEM. IF THE VAMPIRE'S PHYSICAL PROPERTIES PREVENTED LIGHT FROM REFLECTING OFF ITS BODY ONTO THE MIRROR, THEN VAMPIRES WOULD SIMPLY BE INVISIBLE AS THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THAT AND CASTING LIGHT INTO AN EYE OR CAMERA APPARATUS, BOTH OF WHICH CAN SEE VAMPIRES JUST FINE IN THOSE BOOKS.
( ˃ Д˂) TL;DR THE "SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATIONS MAKE BETTER FICTION THAN SUPERNATURAL ONES" "RULE" IS ONLY VALID IF THE AUTHOR DOES NOT HAVE THEIR HEAD UP THEIR ASS ABOUT SCIENCE!
( ˃ Д˂) BONUS! THOSE BOOKS CHANGE SO MUCH SHIT ABOUT TRADITIONAL VAMPIRE LORE, WAS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO KEEP THE "NO REFLECTIONS" PART IN THE FIRST PLACE AND GIVE IT AN AWKWARD EXPLANATION?
( ˃ Д˂) THIS COMPUTER IS DREADFUL!
( ˃ Д˂) accidentally pressed capslock!
( ˃ Д˂) FIREFOX DOESN'T HAVE A "WORD WRAP" OPTION FOR PLAINTEXT AND SIMILAR FILES, NOT EVEN IN about:config, EVEN THOUGH IT'S A TRIVIAL MATTER OF MODIFYING THE DEFAULT STYLESHEET TO USE RENDERING OPTIONS THAT ALREADY EXIST.
( ˃ Д˂) WEB BROWSERS ARE GOING BACKWARDS!
( ˃ Д˂) DO IT DO IT DO IT BUCK UP YOU'RE A MAN YOU WILL DO THIS DO IT DO IT DO IT
( ˃ Д˂) BEING ALONE!
>>682
( ˃ Д˂) IF IT'S NOT WRAPPED 80 COLUMNS IT'S NOT WORTH READING
( ˃ Д˂) TRYING TO CLEAN BURNT, BLACKENED, TENACIOUSLY STUCK-ON CRUD OUT OF MY COOKING PAN!
( ˃ Д˂) SITES THAT BLOCK VIEWING THROUGH PROXY!
( ˃ Д˂) NOT ALLOWING POSTING, I CAN UNDERSTAND, BUT BLOCKING VIEWS? THAT'S JUST BEING A DICK.
( ˃ Д˂) TRAGEDIES AS MEDIA CIRCUSES ARE AN EXPLOITATIVE ELEMENT OF MEDIA CULTURE!
( ˃ Д˂) THE PERSON NEXT TO ME IN THE EXAM HAD A REALLY LOUD PEN!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE SEEM TO LIKE ME!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY'D HE SUCKED MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!
( ˃ Д˂) I EVEN LOOKED AT MY HAND IN THE DREAM, WHERE I HAD A HUGE FUCKING "A" WRITTEN ON IT TO REMIND MYSELF I WAS AWAKE, AND I COMPLETELY IGNORED IT!
( ˃ Д˂) ONCE AGAIN, FUCK YOU SUBCONSCIOUS!
( ˃ Д˂) >>687 doesn't know to use the google user agent switcher to make himself look like the google bot and be auto white listed into sites.
( ˃ Д˂) THE FUCKING ASSHOLE ABOVE ME THINKS HE'S TOO GOOD TO SHOUT!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T WANT TO PRACTICE THAT STUPID JEFF BUCKLEY SONG! YOU CAN SING WITHOUT RHYTHM GUITAR FOR ALL I CARE!
( ˃ Д˂) ALSO I'M JUST NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO BAND PRACTICE TODAY
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKF FUCK
( ˃ Д˂) STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM MY COMPANIONSHIP!
( ˃ Д˂) WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO GIVE ME A TIMETABLE FULL OF CLASSES SPACED AT FOUR-HOUR INTERVALS?!
( ˃ Д˂) RETARDED AMERICAN FEMINAZIS MAKING JAPANESE ADULT GAME COMPANIES AFRAID OF LETTING VISITORS WITH NON-JAPANESE IPS ACCESS THEIR WEBSITES, EVEN IF ALL OF THEIR GAMES INVOLVE 100% CONSENSUAL SEX!
( ˃ Д˂) FEMINAZIS MAKING TRUE FEMINISTS LOOK BAD!
( ˃ Д˂) MODERATE CHRISTIANS USING NO-TRUE-SCOTSMAN ARGUMENTS WHENEVER THEY HEAR ABOUT CHURCH LEADERS SPOUTING THE KIND OF BULLSHIT THEY DISAGREE WITH!
( ˃ Д˂) SUFFRAGETTES LOOKING BAD BECAUSE OF CONTEMPORARY FEMINISM!
( ˃ Д˂) HAVING BAD DREAMS ALMOST EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK! THIS FUCKS UP MY SLEEP CYCLE AND MAKES ME GET TIRED TOO EASILY!
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S EIGHTY-FIVE FUCKING DEGREES IN THE SHADE, I LIVE ON THE NINTH FLOOR, COME HOME LUGGING FORTY POUNDS OF GROCERIES, AND THE FUCKING ELEVATOR IS OUT OF SERVICE!!
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S TOO BLOODY DIFFICULT TO BRAISE MEAT IN A PAN WITHOUT A PROPERLY FITTED LID!!
( ˃ Д˂) THAT IS IMPUDENCE!!!! U R SAYING IMPUDENCE 2 ME!
( ˃ Д˂) EXCUSE ME MOTHERFUCKER? DID YOU JUST USE NETSPEAK? WHAT THE SHIT!
( ˃ Д˂) THE PERSON NEXT TO ME IS BEING OBNOXIOUS AGAIN!
( ˃ Д˂) SOMEONE STOLE MY FUCKING SPIRIT TRACKS! SON OF BITCH THIEF!
THIEF IS PIG!
DO YOU WANTING FREE SHIT?!
DO YOU WANTING MY FUCKING HAPPINESS AND FUCKING SPIRIT TRACKS?!
NIGGER IS A MURDERER
FUCKING THEIF
I HOPE THAT WHOEVER STOLE IT DIES A PAINFUL DEATH ! FUCK THEM! FUCK THEM WITH A CHAINSAW!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T WANT TO INTOXICATE MYSELF!
( ˃ Д˂) I! WILL! KILL! THIS FUCKER IF HE DOESN'T STOP STOMPING AND DROPPING SHIT AT 4:30 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
( ˃ Д˂) I FUCKED UP THIS ASSIGNMENT!
( ˃ Д˂) Jeez-malaise, I lost DQN in my hundreds of tabs!
( ˃ Д˂) HE SAID HE'D STOP USING HIS TRIPCODE!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOMEONE
( ˃ Д˂) SOMEONE WANTS TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME
( ˃ Д˂) I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MYSELF
( ˃ Д˂) AW OUCH MY JAW HURTS
( ˃ Д˂) I CANNOT FIGURE OUT WHAT THE SHIT WAS DOING IN >>718'S JAW TO BEGIN WITH!
( ˃ Д˂) I GOT BEAT UP TODAY!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO MURDER THAT 13 YEAR OLD KID THAT KEEPS SHITTING UP /DQN/ AND SAOVQ! I'M SEEING RED AND MY FISTS ARE SHAKING! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO KNOW HOW >>721 KNOWS THE AGE OF OTHER POSTERS HERE, BUT GENERALLY AGREE THAT SHITPOSTERS NEED TO DIE A SLOW, AGONIZING DEATH!
( ˃ Д˂) MERLIN'S CURVY LASERS MAKE ME WANT TO FUCKING SHIT IN A CUNT GHSHAJGGJKDJKGKJHKJ
( ˃ Д˂) ESSAYS DON'T JUST GO AWAY AND NOT NEED TO BE WRITTEN IF YOU IGNORE THEM FOR LONG ENOUGH!
(;°Д°) MERLIN'S CURVY LASERS MERLIN'S CURVY LASERS MERLIN'S CURVY LASERS I CAN'T STOP SAYING THAT AAAAAAAAAAAUGH
( ˃ Д˂) SOMEBODY'S POSTING WITH THE WRONG FACE!
( ˃ Д˂) THIS REALLY SHOULDN'T ANNOY ME AS MUCH AS IT DOES!
( ˃ Д˂) IT ANNOYS ME TOO.
( ˃ Д˂) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
( ˃ Д°) WHARRRGARBL
( ˃ Д˂) SLUTS AND WHORES!
( ˃ Д˂) MY VAGINA!
( ˃ Д˂) THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNETS!
( ˃ Д˂) THERE ARE SOME, BUT THEY'RE INSANE.
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT A GIRL IS OR WHETHER I AM ONE!
( ˃ Д˂) CAN'T SIT IN PUBLIC WITHOUT PEOPLE TRYING TO STRIKE UP CONVERSATION. FUCK OFF, PLEBEIAN!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T GO HOME FOR ANOTHER FIVE HOURS YET!
( ˃ Д˂) I'VE JUST GOTTEN HOME AND NOW I HAVE TO LEAVE AGAIN!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK OFF, I DON'T WANT A FACEBOOK PROFILE!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK OFF, I DON'T WANT YOUR GOOGLE+ EVENTS!!!
My captcha, appropriately, is rawbish.
( ˃ Д˂) LUCID DREAMING IS DIFFICULT!
( ˃ Д˂) STOP HONKING, YOU MORONS!! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR STUPID SOCCER GAME, AND I NEED TO BE UP IN FIVE HOURS!!!
( ˃ Д˂) STUPID FUCKING APPLE I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
( ˃ Д˂) I NEED TO FIX MY SLEEPING SCHEDULE BEFORE I BECOME COMPLETELY NOCTURNAL!
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE FUCK, QUEENSLAND GOVT!! SAME-SEX PARENTS ALREADY HAVE TO PROVE THEIR DEDICATION AND PASSION FOR PARENTING BY JUMPING THROUGH THE DOZENS OF BUREAUCRATIC HOOPS, AND NOW YOU WANT TO TAKE THEIR KIDS AWAY FROM THEM? http://www.starobserver.com.au/news/2012/06/28/three-year-jail-threat-for-gay-surrogacy/79974
( ˃ Д˂) SEXISM AND PEOPLE WITH "WHAT ABOUT TEH MENZ" MENTALITY!
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S 81 FUCKING DEGREES IN HERE, THE UNIVERSITY REVOKED $400 DOLLARS THAT HAD BEEN CONSIDERED PAID BEFORE WITHOUT TELLING ME, AND LIFE IN GENERAL IS OUT TO MAKE ME REGRET GIVING UP SUICIDE
( ˃ Д˂) I WENT TO GET SMOKES SO I COULD SHOOT SOME HEROIN, THE GUY WAS "GONE FOR 10 MINUTES" SO I LEFT
( ˃ Д˂) SOME RETARD THINKS YOU CAN SLEEP WITH YOUR WAIFU
( ˃ Д˂) SERIOUSLY, BOTH MY FLATMATES USED TO GO HOME FOR THE WEEKEND BY FRIDAY AFTERNOON AT THE ABSOLUTE LATEST! WHAT COMPELLED YOU TO STAY THIS TIME, WOMAN? WHY MUST YOU THUS FORCE ME TO WEAR CLOTHES IN THIS STIFLING HEAT WHENEVER I LEAVE MY ROOM?!
( ˃ Д˂) IDIOTS ON THE FLOOR BELOW ARE BARBECUING ON THEIR BALCONY!
( ˃ Д˂) AIR TEMPERATURE NOT HIGH ENOUGH FOR YOU ARSEHOLES?
Still, I suppose it lowers the humidity a little ...
( ˃ Д˂) BUT DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO MAKE ME SMELL DELICIOUS OILY MARINATED BBQ PORK WHEN I'M ON A DIET?!!
( ˃ Д˂) STUPID FRUIT FLIES; THOSE ARE MY SALAD ONIONS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CRISPER!!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY IS IT ALWAYS 1993?
>>755
Because although AOL no longer has their own news servers, Eternal September continues thanks to Google Groups.
( ˃ Д˂) SOME PEOPLE ON DQN STILL DIDN'T KNOW THAT?!
>>759
( ˃ Д˂) JOKING ASIDE, IF YOU REALLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT THEN YOU SHOULD LURK AND READ THE ARCHIVES A LOT MORE BEFORE POSTING!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING HELL; I LURKED FOR SEVERAL MONTHS BEFORE POSTING ANYTHING AT ALL!
>>760
ARCHIVES? 4-ch has archives?
( ˃ Д˂) I AM VERY SORRY! WILL YOU FORGIVE ME?
>>761
Oh. Forgive me. I found it!
http://archives.4-ch.net/
( ˃ Д˂) I AM SORRY!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE DON'T LURK, EVEN THOUGH IT'S MORE ENTERTAINING THAN POSTING!
( ˃ Д˂) IF YOU WANT TO TAKE AWAY MY TIME WITH HER, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT ME FOR IT.
( ˃ Д˂) THAT STUPID PART OF EVERY VAMPIRE NOVEL/FILM/WHATEVER WHERE THE PROTAGONIST HAS A LONG, EXPOSITORY NARRATIVE ON HOW THEIR VAMPIRES DIFFER FROM "IN THE MOVIES".
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TWO SONGS STUCK IN MY HEAD SIMULTANEOUSLY
( ˃ Д˂) HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE
( ˃ Д˂) I WAS JUST SNIPED ON EBAY BY SOMEONE BIDDING JUST ONE CENT MORE THAN MY MAX BID, HOW IS THIS FAIR OR EVEN POSSIBLE?!
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S NOT AS IF I PICKED A WHOLE DOLLAR AMOUNT OR EVEN A MULTIPLE OF TEN CENTS FFS!
( ˃ Д˂) MY WATER ISN'T RUNNING! MY WHOLE MORNING ROUTINE HAS TO BE PUT ON HOLD FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY THE HELL IS IT THAT ``SCHEDULED MAINTENANCE'' IN ANY FIELD NEVER WORKS ACCORDING TO SCHEDULE?!
( ˃ Д˂) DAMN CAT ALWAYS DRINKS MY WATER
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT DO THE KHA'AK WANT?
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO GO DO THINGS AGAIN!
( ˃ Д˂) WORK
( ˃ Д˂) YOU HAVE TWO DONGS STUCK IN YOUR ANUS SIMULTANEOUSLY
( ˃ Д˂) HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE KHA'AK DO YOU WANT?
( ˃ Д˂) ALSO, WHY HAS MY CAPTCHA BEEN requation FOR THE PAST FIVE POSTS?
( ˃ Д˂) EXCEPT IT HASN'T, BECAUSE IT KEPT BEING MARKED AS INCORRECT AFTER THE FIRST TIME AND I HAD TO REFRESH CAPTCHA, ONLY FOR IT TO FLIP BACK TO requation AFTER THE POST HAD BEEN SUBMITTED!
( ˃ Д˂) LOOKING AT FOOD MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT RIGHT NOW
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T TELL IF ONE SIDE OF MY HEADPHONES IS BROKEN OR IF I'M JUST IMAGINING IT!
( ˃ Д˂) MY P8X32A MICROCONTROLLERS ARE STUCK IN CUSTOMS!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE A REST‽ IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR‽
( ˃ Д˂) WHY ISN'T THE INTERROBANG PART OF ASCII‽ SURELY THEY COULD HAVE LEFT OUT SOMETHING AS UNIMPORTANT AS ` INSTEAD!!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE DON'T THINK THE LEFT SINGLE QUOTATION MARK CHARACTER IS IMPORTANT!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK PRODUCTIVITY!
( ˃ Д˂) TIME PASSES TOO QUICKLY!
( ˃ Д˂) FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME, THAT IS NOT A LEFT SINGLE QUOTATION MARK, YOU DUMBFUCK!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE NOT RESPECTING MY TRANSDIMENSIONALITY
( ˃ Д˂) DIE, CIS SCUM! WE WILL NO LONGER BE REPRESSED!
( ˃ Д˂) NO YOU READ YOUR FUCKING ASCII
( ˃ Д˂) ANSI INCITS 4-1986 (R2007) CLEARLY MARKS THE 6/0 ENCODING WITH A DAGGER, STATING THAT IT SHOULD NOT BE USED IN INTERNATIONAL INTERCHANGE WITHOUT DETERMINING THAT THERE IS AGREEMENT BETWEEN SENDER AND RECIPIENT
( ˃ Д˂) THIS IS BECAUSE THAT PORTION OF THE ASCII STANDARD IS UNILATERALLY DIFFERENT FROM ISO 646 AND ISO 8859 WHICH COUNTRIES OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES USE OR HAVE COORDINATED STANDARDS TO
( ˃ Д˂) YOU ARE USING AN AUSTRALIAN SERVER ON A SITE SERVED IN THE SHIFT_JIS CHARACTER ENCODING WHICH WHEN POSTING GRACEFULLY DEGRADES TO HTML ENTITIES FOR UNICODE CHARACTERS SUCH AS THE ANGLE BRACKETS FOUND ON THE HANDSOME GENT TO THE LEFT OF THIS STATEMENT HENCE ASCII RULES DO NOT APPLY IN ANY WAY THAT MAKES SENSE
( ˃ Д˂) GO CHECK THE RELEVANT JIS AND ISO DOCUMENTS AND YOU WILL SEE NO SUCH DEFINITION OF 0x60 AS A LEFT QUOTATION MARK
( ˃ Д˂) THIS IS BEFORE WE GET INTO HOW TWO SINGLE QUOTATIONS MARKS DO NOT A DOUBLE QUOTATION MARK MAKE IN THIS ENCODING SCHEME
( ˃ Д˂) I COULD GO ON FOR HOURS ABOUT HOW YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ENCODING STANDARDS BUT THE FACT IS THAT NONE OF IT MATTERS AS LONG AS THE FONTS WE ARE EXPECTED TO USE WITH THIS ENCODING AND SHIFT_JIS ART IDIOM SUCH AS MS PGOTHIC AND MONAFONT REQUIRE US TO SEE YOUR OBNOXIOUS SEPARATE GRAVE ACCENTS AS SUCH INSTEAD OF AS THE LEFT QUOTATION MARKS YOU SOLIPSISTICALLY CLAIM THEM TO BE THUS OFFENDING THE GREAT TRADITION OF ENGLISH TYPOGRAPHY AS IT HAS BEEN PRACTICED SINCE THE MID-EIGHTEENTH CENTURY
( ˃ Д˂) BY THE WAY YOU ARE NOT FIT TO LICK THE BUNGHOLES OF THE MEN YOU CITE
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS BROWN SHIT ON MY KEYBOARD AND WHERE IS IT COMING FROM‽
( ˃ Д˂) I'M UNDERSLEPT AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, DOG!
( ˃ Д˂) YOU MUST BE SOME SORT OF RETARD IF YOU THINK THE INTERNATIONAL STANDARDIZED PURPOSE FOR A GRAVE ACCENT IS LEFT SINGLE QUOTE THAT CAN BE DOUBLED FOR A DOUBLE QUOTE
( ˃ Д˂) AGAIN, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ENCODING STANDARDS
( ˃ Д˂) YOU ARE PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF CHANGING KEYBOARD LAYOUTS BUT THROUGH YOUR FALLACIOUS SOPHISTRY REVEAL YOURSELF FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE: A COCKBITE WHO WOULD MUCH SOONER IMPINGE ON THE DELICATE SENSIBILITIES OF OTHERS THAN ADMIT YOU GAVE YOUR LEFT HAND TO SATAN AT A CROSSROADS IN 1987 AND NOW HAVE YOURSELF A LITTLE LEFT-QUOTE MURDERING LIABILITY
( ˃ Д˂) IT IS NOT EASIER TO TYPE UNLESS YOUR HAND IS POSSESSED SEEING AS IT IS NOWHERE NEAR THE HOME GODDAMN ROW
( ˃ Д˂) AND IF YOU GIVE ME SOME BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME IN EMACS OR SOMETHING IT WILL ONLY COUNT AS EVIDENCE OF YOUR CONTINUED DEVIL WORSHIP AND IMPENDING REPETITIVE STRAIN INJURY BECAUSE HOLY SHIT EMACS IS RIGHT UP THERE WITH THE MODERN RECORDING INDUSTRY IN TERMS OF WAR CRIMES PERPETUATED BY INACTION ON THE PART OF THE UNITED STATES
( ˃ Д˂) D͡O͏ ҉N̷̕͜OT̵͢͜ ͜͏́E̷͞NA̕͠B͜L̡͘E̛ ͢LŲ̕C͟͏I̡F̢E̢R
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING RAIN PREVENTING ME FROM GARDENING!
( ˃ Д˂) NOT BEING ABLE TO UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS TEXT ENCODING STUFF
( ˃ Д˂) AAAAAAAA!!!
( ˃ Д˂) DEAR PEOPLE WHO ARE OSTENSIBLY TRYING TO MAKE AN ENJOYABLE WEBCOMIC THAT ISN'T ABOUT YOUR FETISH:
( ˃ Д˂) PLEASE LEAVE YOUR FETISH OUT OF IT!
( ˃ Д˂) I KEEP GETTING THIS SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD BUT I CAN ONLY REMEMBER TWO LINES OF IT!
( ˃ Д˂) GETTING REALLY BAD HAY FEVER! AGAIN!
( ˃ Д˂) I JUST BURNT THE ONLY REMAINING FOOD IN MY HOUSE!
( ˃ Д˂) I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE END QUESTIONS WITH PERIODS
( ˃ Д˂) >>799 IT'S NO BIG DEAL, WHY ARE YOU GETTING SO ANGRY ABOUT IT.
( ˃ Д˂) THESE "HOT AND SPICY PICKLES" ARE MORE SPICY THAN I EXPECTED! MY BODY WAS NOT READY FOR THIS!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE ONLY DQN AND A BIOCHEMISTRY TEXTBOOK TO OCCUPY ME FOR THREE HOURS!
( ˃ Д˂) SOMETIMES I'M NOT SURE WHETHER I HAVE UNREASONABLE EXPECTATIONS OF PEOPLE OR WHETHER THEY'RE JUST LAZY!
( ˃ Д˂) MY BEDROOM IS BEING INVADED BY INSECTS OF ALL KINDS DESPITE MY THOROUGH CLEANING AND NUMEROUS COUNTERMEASURES
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT COUNTERMEASURES HAVE YOU TRIED? PEPPERMINT OIL GETS RID OF A LOT OF PESTS, FOR INSTANCE.
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S 44°C OUTSIDE.
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S SUMMER.
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO DIE.
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S 27°C INSIDE.
( ˃ Д˂) THAT'S WITH AIR CONDITIONING.
( ˃ Д˂) EXPLAIN TO ME AGAIN WHY MY ROOM HAS TO BE ON THE 2ND FLOOR AND NOT IN THE BASEMENT?
( ˃ Д˂) THIS FAN IS JUST BLOWING HOT AIR IN MY FACE
( ˃ Д˂) I THOUGHT UP A GREAT WITTY RESPONSE TO POST ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I TRY TO POST IT IT ALWAYS SAYS UNABLE TO POST COMMENT. TRY AGAIN
( ˃ Д˂) TURN THE AIR CONDITIONING OFF, THIS ISN'T AMERICA.
>>807
( ˃ Д˂) STOP WHINGING, IT'S A DRY HEAT
( ˃ Д˂) THE WESTERN DESERT LIVES AND BREATHES AT FORTY-FIVE DEGREES
(・-・) ...
( ˃ Д˂) HOW CAN WE DANCE WHEN OUR BEDS ARE BURNINGGGGGGGG
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO SIMPLIFY THE PROBLEMS OF OTHERS WHILE OFFERING THEIR PETTY, EMPTY WISDOM
>>810 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH USING AIR CONDITIONING OUTSIDE AMERICA?! NOW THAT PEOPLE IN CHINA ARE BECOMING WEALTHIER THEY ARE GETTING AIR CONDITIONERS AND THEY NEED IT! SUMMER IS A BITCH IN CERTAIN PARTS OF CHINA!
( ˃ Д˂) >>811 I'M NOT WHINGING, I'M WHEEZING. THIS SHIT IS AGGRAVATING MY ASTHMA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS YOU UNEMPATHETIC LOUSE.
( ˃ Д˂) >>810 THIS IS AMERICA. I JUST USED CELSIUS FOR AN INTERNATIONAL AUDIENCE. SO FUCK YOU TOO.
( ˃ Д˂) DID I SAY FUCK YOU? I'M SORRY, IT'S ALL THIS HEAT MAKING IT HARD TO THINK.
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HELP PEOPLE!
( ˃ Д˂) >>813 AIR CONDITIONERS ARE A MAJOR CONTRIBUTOR TO GLOBAL WARMING! LOOK UP THE PHYSICAL LAWS GOVERNING EFFICIENCY OF HEAT ENGINES AND TELL ME THEY'RE HARMLESS! AMERICANS NEED TO SHUT THEIRS OFF AND JOLLY WELL SWEAT WITH THE REST OF US, TOO!!
( ˃ Д˂) >>807 ALSO MY ROOM IS ON THE NINTH FLOOR WITHOUT EVEN SO MUCH AS AN ELECTRIC FAN AT 34°C WITH 65% HUMIDITY! SEE ME COMPLAINING? FUCK NO, I'M WAY TOO DROWSY!
( ˃ Д˂) >>817 THAT SOUNDS LIKE COMPLAINING TO ME.
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T BREATHE!
( ˃ Д˂) MY THROAT HURTS AND THIS IS A VERY INOPPORTUNE TIME FOR MY THROAT TO BE HURTING!
( ˃ Д˂) I hate vague nothings!
( ˃ Д˂) If you have something to say, fucking say it!
( ˃ Д˂) Stop being intentionally ambiguous and passive-aggressive!
( ˃ Д˂) Generic statements regardless of who or what they're about piss me off!
( ˃ Д˂) I WISH EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WAS AUTISTIC!
( ˃ Д˂) HEADACHES!
( ˃ Д˂) EVERY SINGLE DAY!
( ˃ Д˂) PERHAPS THIS IS SYMPTOMATIC OF AN UNDERLYING MEDICAL CONDITION.
>>816
( ˃ Д˂) THE USA DOES NOT FUCK UP THE ENVIRONMENT THE MOST! CHINA DOES! CHINA MAKES LOS ANGELES LOOK LIKE PARADISE!
( ˃ Д˂) I GOT BANNED FROM A WEBSITE BECAUSE A SAD, EMO, SENSITIVE LITTLE BITCH GOT ME BANNED!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M TIRED, DESPITE THE FACT THAT I'VE DONE NOTHING BUT SIT AROUND ALL DAY!
( ˃ Д˂) WOMEN OPPRESSORS
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO USE PUBLIC TRANSIT TOMORROW.
( ˃ Д˂) I HATE PUBLIC TRANSIT, AS MUCH AS I HATE PUBLIC. IT'S FILTHY.
( ˃ Д˂) NOT TO MENTION STRESSFUL.
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO RATION READING MY BOOK BECAUSE IT'S ALL I'VE GOT FOR THE NEXT TEN DAYS!
( ˃ Д˂) AND I'M IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY SO IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN JUST BUY ANOTHER ONE!
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU!
( ˃ Д˂) I FUCKING LOVE HIM!!
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU BUT YOU NEVER TALK TO ME ANYMORE.
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU BUT YOU'RE AVOIDING ME!!
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE FUCKING HIM!
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU BUT I FUCKED UP!
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE YOU BUT FUCKED UP!
( ˃ ヮ˂) I LOVE FUCKING UP YOUR BUTT!
( ˃ ヮ˂) I FUCKING LOVED UP MY BUTT!
( ˃ ヮ˂) I FUCKING LOVE FUCKING YOUR FUCKING BUTT!
( ˃ ヮ˂) I FUCKING LOVE FUCKING YOUR FUCKING BUTT!
( ˃ Д˂) I LOVE THE FUCKED-UP YOU!!
( ˃ Д˂) STOP TALKING ABOUT LOVE YOU ASSHOLES!
( ˃ Д˂) BUT IT'S YOU WE LOVE, >841!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT?!
( ˃ Д˂) OH GREAT SOME REDDIOT THINKS HE HAS THIS BRILLIANT IDEA NOBODY'S EVER THOUGHT OF BEFORE
( ˃ Д˂) A FAN-MADE 3D POKEMON
( ˃ Д˂) YEAH, LIKE NINTENDO'S NEVER SERVED UP A C&D BEFORE
( ˃ Д˂) EVERYTHING REMINDS ME OF COMPUTER GAMES!
( ˃ Д˂) SPAM!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T EAT ALL THIS PASTA!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING VOICES!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING VOICES!
( ˃ Д˂) INCOMPREHENSIBILITY INDUCING RAGE ADJFNIADJSHDIOJOOMDNWTUYLPOWRGJB
( ˃ Д˂) THEY WERE OUT OF THE PEANUT BUTTER CUP COOKIES AT SAFEWAY!
( ˃ Д˂) THE VERIFICATION SYSTEM IS BROKEN AS FUCK!
( ˃ Д˂) THE DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT IS NOT GOING TO COME TRUE!
( ˃ Д˂) I NEVER DREAM OF THINGS I'D LIKE TO COME TRUE, LIKE LOVE!!
( ˃ Д˂) TUMBLR SHITBAGS ON /dqn/
( ˃ Д˂) DQN SHITBAGS ON /dqn/
( ˃ Д˂) TUMBLR SHITFAGS LACKING BRAINCELLS
( ˃ Д˂) SLOW SERVERS
( ˃ Д˂) 4CHAN ADDED A NEW BOARD THAT DOESN'T ALLOW SAGE!
( ˃ Д˂) I GET THE IDEA, BUT IT'S PERPETUATING THE DUMB SAGE-AS-INSULT MYTH THAT STARTED WITH "BANNED FOR SAGING FOR A MOD THREAD"!
( ˃ Д˂) GOD DAMN IT MOOT YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING AN ANONYMOUS BOARD FOR ALMOST NINE YEARS NOW, WHY DON'T YOU GET IT?
( ˃ Д˂) BEING OLD!
( ˃ Д˂) NO AMOUNT OF MATURITY CAN MAKE UP FOR A LACK OF EXPERIENCE!
( ˃ Д˂) NO AMOUNT OF MATURITY CAN MAKE FOR A LACK OF AGE!
( ˃ Д˂) NO AMOUNT OF MOE CAN MAKE UP FOR A LACK OF DEPTH!
( ˃ Д˂) NO AMOUNT OF ELECTRIC FANS CAN MAKE UP FOR A LACK OF AIR CONDITIONING!
( ˃ Д˂) EVERY MORNING MY BODY WAITS UNTIL I'VE TAKEN MY MORNING SHOWER BEFORE IT DECIDES IT WANTS TO TAKE A SHIT!
( ˃ Д˂) THERE'S AN ORDER TO THESE THINGS, YOU STUPID BODY
>>869
( ˃ Д˂) I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL AND I AM ANGRY ABOUT IT!
( ˃ Д˂) THIS SECURITY AUDIT IS TAKING TOO LONG!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M DRUNK! IN THE MOOD FOR REQUIEM BY MOZART! WISH I COULD HEAR IT!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M SITTING IN A CAFE NEAR A GROUP OF MY GOD DAMN IDIOT PEERS AND THEY KEEP USING TERMS LIKE "PER SE" AND "LITERALLY" IN THE WRONG CONTEXT
( ˃ Д˂) DON'T TRY TO SOUND SMART BY USING TERMS YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO USE! ESPECIALLY LATIN TERMS. FUCKING SHIT
>>876
( ˃ Д˂) THE MOST TROUBLING PART IS, THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN THE RESPECTFUL PRESERVATION OF STANDARD ENGLISH AND I-JUST-READ-IN-A-WEBCOMIC-THAT-YOU'RE-WRONG PRESCRIPTIVISM!
( ˃ Д˂) BE CAREFUL, LEST YOU LOSE EVERYONE YOU LOVE!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T GET HUNG UP ON MISUSED TERMS UNLESS THEY'RE MISUSED BY SOMEONE WHO'S OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO SOUND SMART BY MISUSING THEM. THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF MISUSE.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Also, I have no friends to lose.
( ˃ Д˂) MY NECK HURTS
>>880
( ˃ Д˂) MAYBE! IT DOESN'T HURT NOW AT LEAST.
( ˃ Д˂) BUT I'M STILL ANGRY BECAUSE THIS TORRENT IS SLOW!
( ˃ Д˂) STICKING IT UP THE BUTTHOLE UNTIL IT BLEEDS
( ˃ Д˂) MY FAVOURITE MINECRAFT SERVER IS STILL DOWN!
( ˃ Д˂) MY COMPUTER IS OLD, AND I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH NEETBUX TO BUY A NEW ONE!
( ˃ Д˂) MY EYES ARE SODA, YO!
( ˃ Д˂) ABJECT FAILURE!
( ˃ Д˂) LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IS FOR FILTHY NORMIES!
( ˃ Д˂) I KEEP FORGETTING WHICH POSTS ARE MINE!
( ˃ Д˂) >>887 SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING SELF-ENTITLED CHILD AND I WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO EAT BUT I'D HAVE TO GET DRESSED FIRST BECAUSE THERE'S PEOPLE DOWNSTAIRS!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK TO DO FOR THIS MATHS QUESTION AND NO-ONE'S AROUND TO HELP!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAD A KIDNEY STONE AND URINARY TRACT INFECTION SIMULTANEOUSLY LAST NIGHT!
( ˃ Д˂) MY CLASS IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF CAMPUS AND THE PROFESSOR STILL HELD US LATE!
( ˃ Д˂) THIS WOULD BE FINE EXCEPT IT'S SPRAWLING AND HILLY AND A HALF-MILE ACROSS AND I'M CRAZY ASTHMATIC
( ˃ Д˂) IT OFFENDS ME AND I WANT IT TO KEEP OFFENDING ME, YOU CLASS-LACKING FUCK!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE ALL THE TIME EVERYWHERE!
( ˃ Д˂) I MISSED THE 900GET
( ˃ Д˂) THE WORLD IS TOO BIG!
( ˃ Д˂) ADOBE FLASH!
( ˃ Д˂) MICROSOFT SILVERLIGHT!
( ˃ Д˂) MY GLASSES ARE DIRTY BUT I HAVE NOTHING TO WIPE THEM ON!
( ˃ Д˂) NO ONE WILL LET ME JUST SIT AROUND AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY ANY MORE!
( ˃ Д˂) NO ONE EVER LET ME JUST SIT AROUND AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES PERIOD!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING TO ME EXPECTING CONSOLATION? I'M A HEARTLESS BASTARD, REMEMBER!
( ˃ Д˂) AAAAAH I WANNA QUIT MY JOB AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES, aaaaaAAAAAAあああああああ！
( ˃ Д˂) I ONLY HAVE 3 DOLLARS IN MY WALLET AND NOT MUCH IN MY BANK ACCOUNT!
( ˃ Д˂) ALL THE WOMEN I MEET ONLY WANT SEX
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE ARE BEING LEWD!
( ˃ Д˂) POSTS ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS AND SEX PUT ME IN A BAD MOOD
( ˃ Д˂) I'M HUNGRY!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT A PRUDISH GIRLFRIEND!
( ˃ Д˂) NO ONE HAS BORDERLANDS 2 BUT ME
( ˃ Д˂) MY GIRLFRIEND ISN'T INTERESTED IN IT
( ˃ Д˂) VIDEO GAMES ARE GAY
( ˃ Д˂) SO ARE MOVIES
( ˃ Д˂) I HATE PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION!
( ˃ Д˂) IS THE GROCERY STORE PARKING LOT REALLY SUCH A ROMANTIC PLACE? GROPE YOUR STUPID GIRLFRIEND SOMEWHERE ELSE!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO TRIPLE POST JUST TO KEEP MY FAVOURITE THREAD ALIVE!
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT IS LOVE
( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) BABY DON'T HURT ME
( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) DON'T HURT ME
( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) ( ˃ Д˂) NO MORE
( ˃ Д˂) I'M NOW THINKING OF THAT WHAT IS LOVE ANIMATED .GIF FILE!
( ˃ Д˂) FOOBAR2K WON'T READ ALBUMARTIST FROM CUE SHEETS
( ˃ Д˂) THIS RAIN IS TERRIBLE!
( ˃ Д˂) I KEPT FARTING ALL CLASS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!
( ˃ Д˂) NOW MY HEAD REALLY HURTS!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN NEVER REMEMBER DREAMS IN THEIR ENTIRETY!
( ˃ Д˂) I'VE BEEN FARTING 8-10 TIMES PER HOUR FOR THE PAST FUCKING WEEK!
( ˃ Д˂) I SPILLED POTASSIUM PERMANGANATE ALL OVER MY THUMB AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK COLOURBLINDNESS!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK RESPONSIBILITY! FUCK DEADLINES! FUCK ME FOR BEING UNABLE TO DEAL WITH THESE THINGS!
( ˃ Д˂) LAST NIGHT I HAD A NIGHTMARE THAT I WAS IN A FALLING ELEVATOR AND IT DIDN'T STOP FALLING UNTIL I WOKE UP!
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN FEEL A MIGRAINE COMING ON AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE USING TILDES WHERE THEY SHOULD BE USING WAVE DASHES
( ˃ Д˂) I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT I WANT TO MASTURBATE!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANTED MY BEER IN BOTTLES, NOT CANS!
( ˃ Д˂) GIRLS (ANIME FANS) CALLING ANY CRAP CUTE (MOE). BOLLOCKS.
( ˃ Д˂) ＦＵＬＬ ＷＩＤＴＨ ＬＡＴＩＮ ＣＨＡＲＡＣＴＥＲＳ ＨＡＮＤＬＥＤ ＡＴ ＴＨＥ ＣＨＡＲＡＣＴＥＲ ＥＮＣＯＤＩＮＧ ＬＥＶＥＬ！
( ˃ Д˂) WHY WON'T THAT DOG OUTSIDE SHUT UP!! SHUT UP, YOU DUMB DOG, SHUT UP!!
( ˃ Д˂) RECURRING ILLNESS!
( ˃ Д˂) dissociation
( ˃ Д˂) SLOW LOADING TIMES
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU SPELLCHECK! COMPLEXOMETRIC IS TOTALLY A WORD!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING MINECRAFT SERVER! GET BACK ONLINE, YOU LAZY SACK OF SHIT!
( ˃ Д˂) BEING PESTERED TO "LIKE" SOME ORGANIZATION ON FACEBOOK
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOUR FUCKING FACEBOOK YOU FUCKING SACK OF SHIT
( ˃ Д˂) HAVING SHITTY CIRCULATION!
( ˃ Д˂) I'VE BEEN BACK FROM MY WALK FOR TWENTY MINUTES NOW AND MY HANDS ARE STILL ALMOST NUMB!
( ˃ Д˂) LIFE IS STRESSFUL!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO BORROW RENT MONEY FROM MY ROOMMATE THIS MONTH! BEING WORTHLESS!
( ˃ Д˂) SOME FUCKASSES IN THIS LIBRARY ARE TOO FUCKING LAZY TO CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES!
( ˃ Д˂) TURNS OUT THE EXAM I THOUGHT I WAS DOING IN JUNE IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE IN LESS THAN A WEEK!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE TO POOP AND I DON'T WANT TO GET UP
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY BLADDER AND PROSTRATE?! I TOOK A PISS, AND I STILL FEEL LIKE MY BLADDER IS BURSTING! THIS SUCKS BIG TIME!
>>967
( ˃ Д˂) MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY PEEING STANDING UP INSTEAD OF PRONE
( ˃ Д˂) JESUS CHRIST, STOP TALKING ABOUT EXCRETION ALREADY!
ﾌｧｯｷｭ━━━( ﾟДﾟ)凸━━━ !!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO SLEEP DAMMIT
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT THAT HEINOUS HEDGEHOG HAMMERED!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT THAT HORRIBLE HAMSTER HOBBLED!
( ˃ Д˂) SILLY INTERCAL, I CAN TOTALLY PRONOUNCE "CLONEPA"
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING ANIMAL GET OUT OF MY ATTIC AND GO BACK OUT INTO NATURE WHERE YOU BELONG! I HAVE NOTHING FOR YOUUUU!!!!
( ˃ Д˂) NEVERENDING PAPERWORK!
You wake up one morning, roll back the curtains, and everything outside is covered in snow. Apart from it isn't snow, it's paperwork. The curtain in your hand is made of sheets of paperwork. Your hand, which is holding the curtain, is wrapped in paperwork. Underneath this layer of paperwork, your hand itself is made of paperwork. You are paperwork. Your individual cells must fill out permission slips in order to undergo mitosis or apopt∵sis. You try to scream, but ∴ll that c∵∴es ∵ut of y∵∴r m∵uth is a fract∴l v∵rtex o∴ p∵∴erw∵r∴. ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∴∵∴ERI∵USLY TH∴UGH, FUCK PAPERWORK.
( ˃ Д˂) MY EXAM'S TOMORROW INSTEAD OF TODAY HOW COULD I FUCK THAT UP NOW I HAVE TO RE-BUY TRAIN TICKETS FUCK
( ˃ Д˂) WILL THIS THREAD NEVER REACH 999?!
( ˃ Д˂) I FORGOT HOW TO POOP!
( ˃ Д˂) MAKING FRUSTRATINGLY SLOW PROGRESS ON AN ASSIGNMENT!
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S NEITHER POOP NOR CHOCOLATE, IT'S SHIT!
( ˃ Д˂) HEY LLOYD I'M READY TO BE HEARTBROKEN YOU FUCK
(´ー｀) >>983 Lloyd Cole is a friend of my family, I've been backstage with him.
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE MORE THAN THREE HOURS TO KILL AND VERY LITTLE WORTH DOING!
( ˃ Д˂) I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED! FUCK YOU, BODY!
( ˃ Д˂) ITS BEEN 2 WEEKS AND NO-ONE HAS POSTED THE NEW CHAPTER OF WATAMOTE YET, ITS FORTNIGHTLY, FORTNIGHTLY.
( ˃ Д˂)>>987 YANDERE KANOJO IS IN THE SAME MAGAZINE AND IT CAME OUT 4 DAYS AGO.
( ˃ Д˂) >>989 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I HOPE I HATE THIS YANDERE KANOJO SHIT.
[thank you though]
( ˃ Д˂) NIHONGO IS CAUSING MY BRAIN TO MELT!
( ˃ Д˂) THIS THREAD IS ALMOST OVER!
People think the harder they work the more they deserve. Seems natural, but is it?
( ˃ Д˂) GETTING MY DEGREE IS SO HARD!
( ˃ Д˂) DOES MY RAGING BONER COUNT AS ANGRY!
>>996
( ˃ Д˂) THAT WAS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR AN INTERROBANG AND YOU DIDN'T TAKE IT!